WEBVTT 00:00:00.110 --> 00:00:03.310 I hope I don't have to do these very often. 00:00:03.310 --> 00:00:04.630 I was just thinking about that. 00:00:04.630 --> 00:00:06.030 I had this whole thing in my head. 00:00:06.030 --> 00:00:12.270 I was going to say about what a reloaded episode is and why we're here. 00:00:12.270 --> 00:00:17.310 But what came out of my mouth when I hit the record button was I hope I don't have to 00:00:17.310 --> 00:00:19.630 do these very often. 00:00:19.630 --> 00:00:24.830 Episode six was released Thursday morning early in the morning. 00:00:24.830 --> 00:00:25.830 And I got to be honest. 00:00:25.830 --> 00:00:26.830 I don't like it. 00:00:26.830 --> 00:00:27.830 That's not fair. 00:00:27.830 --> 00:00:30.110 I really like the stuff that I do. 00:00:30.110 --> 00:00:34.190 I don't really listen to it once it comes out other than a quick listen for quality assurance 00:00:34.190 --> 00:00:35.510 purposes. 00:00:35.510 --> 00:00:37.390 And it's not that I hate the entire episode. 00:00:37.390 --> 00:00:38.390 I don't. 00:00:38.390 --> 00:00:39.550 It's fine. 00:00:39.550 --> 00:00:44.670 But there are a couple of spots that I think that I really miss the fucking boat on. 00:00:44.670 --> 00:00:51.310 So rather than recreate the episode and then put the new version up in episode six's 00:00:51.310 --> 00:00:55.070 place and pretend like the original version didn't happen. 00:00:55.070 --> 00:01:01.790 I figured what I would do is a air quotes or reloaded thing where I fix the parts that 00:01:01.790 --> 00:01:04.510 I don't like and then fucking throw them up. 00:01:04.510 --> 00:01:06.990 So now you can compare and contrast. 00:01:06.990 --> 00:01:07.990 See what I mean? 00:01:07.990 --> 00:01:08.990 It's added value. 00:01:08.990 --> 00:01:10.830 I think what we would call that incorporate America. 00:01:10.830 --> 00:01:13.630 It's an added value episode. 00:01:13.630 --> 00:01:18.230 So like I said at the very beginning of this, I hope I don't have to do these very often. 00:01:18.230 --> 00:01:21.230 But I think I probably will. 00:01:21.230 --> 00:01:22.230 This is not a road. 00:01:22.230 --> 00:01:24.630 I wanted to go down by the way. 00:01:24.630 --> 00:01:27.430 All right, well, let's just dive into it. 00:01:27.430 --> 00:01:28.550 Cue the reloaded intro. 00:01:28.550 --> 00:01:29.550 Let's go. 00:01:29.550 --> 00:01:33.030 The following is a European cannon production. 00:01:33.030 --> 00:01:36.510 In the ancient land of Valmira, they lived a man. 00:01:36.510 --> 00:01:39.630 Lorenzo is what he was called in those days. 00:01:39.630 --> 00:01:42.910 The bastard of Valmira, the butcher. 00:01:42.910 --> 00:01:52.110 He killed at will, indiscriminately slaughtering both beasts and men with his large meaty 00:01:52.110 --> 00:01:55.150 element of destruction and staggering beauty. 00:01:55.150 --> 00:01:58.550 He called Wamba the rod of the underworld. 00:01:58.550 --> 00:02:03.450 Welcome, mother fucker, to Missing Throat Radio. 00:02:03.450 --> 00:02:07.610 Episode six, reloaded. 00:02:07.610 --> 00:02:09.210 Getting old is fucked up. 00:02:09.210 --> 00:02:13.730 And when I say getting old is fucked up, I'm not talking about the usual shit that you 00:02:13.730 --> 00:02:15.450 hear people complain about. 00:02:15.450 --> 00:02:18.450 Somebody's always got something to say about getting old. 00:02:18.450 --> 00:02:21.570 Well, this sucks about getting old and that sucks about getting old. 00:02:21.570 --> 00:02:25.130 It's honestly usually fairly benign. 00:02:25.130 --> 00:02:30.490 But getting old is fucked up, not just because of the aches and pains and your fucking skin 00:02:30.490 --> 00:02:34.570 gets thin and you're always bleeding for no fucking reason. 00:02:34.570 --> 00:02:40.170 Getting old is fucked up in ways that I didn't fucking anticipate at all. 00:02:40.170 --> 00:02:47.330 I had this realization the other day when I was sitting down and I realized that my fucking 00:02:47.330 --> 00:02:50.050 balls were hanging out of the bottom of my shorts. 00:02:50.050 --> 00:03:01.970 Now, I've had these shorts a long time so you would think, okay, well, if this has 00:03:01.970 --> 00:03:06.970 never happened to you before, there must be a variety of mitigating factors. 00:03:06.970 --> 00:03:11.530 Some kind of natural phenomenon or environmental phenomenon must have made this occur. 00:03:11.530 --> 00:03:14.530 Okay, well, let's examine that. 00:03:14.530 --> 00:03:17.250 It's a chair that I've owned for a very long time. 00:03:17.250 --> 00:03:20.330 I sit in it the same way every day. 00:03:20.330 --> 00:03:24.970 My feet were on the ottoman that I've owned for a very, very long time. 00:03:24.970 --> 00:03:29.170 My feet go in the same place on the ottoman every day. 00:03:29.170 --> 00:03:33.370 The shorts I was wearing I've owned for a very long time. 00:03:33.370 --> 00:03:37.410 And when I'm at the house and I'm not planning on going anywhere, I don't fucking bother with 00:03:37.410 --> 00:03:38.410 underwear. 00:03:38.410 --> 00:03:42.370 I walk in, take off the fucking work clothes, wash up a little bit, throw on my fucking 00:03:42.370 --> 00:03:45.610 shorts and t-shirt and go continue to live my life. 00:03:45.610 --> 00:03:52.130 But on this particular day, in these particular shorts, on this particular chair with my feet 00:03:52.130 --> 00:03:59.570 on this particular ottoman, my testicles were hanging out of the bottom of my fucking shorts. 00:03:59.570 --> 00:04:01.050 And that's when it hit me. 00:04:01.050 --> 00:04:02.810 Getting old is fucked up. 00:04:02.810 --> 00:04:09.370 You suffer in dignities getting older that you honestly shouldn't have to fucking suffer. 00:04:09.370 --> 00:04:12.410 If you think about it throughout the course of your life, you're always fucking eating 00:04:12.410 --> 00:04:14.530 shit in one way or another. 00:04:14.530 --> 00:04:16.810 The process of life is fucked up. 00:04:16.810 --> 00:04:22.490 And here I was the other day sitting in my fucking chair knocking on the door of 50 years old 00:04:22.490 --> 00:04:26.930 with my fucking balls hanging out the bottom of my shorts thinking to myself, this is the 00:04:26.930 --> 00:04:30.170 beginning of the downhill slide. 00:04:30.170 --> 00:04:34.210 And like I touched on earlier, the downhill slide takes many forms. 00:04:34.210 --> 00:04:38.770 But for the purposes of this particular episode, the downhill slide that I'm referring 00:04:38.770 --> 00:04:43.890 to is not physical or cognitive, it's social. 00:04:43.890 --> 00:04:49.890 It's a social stigma of falling into the age range between 50 and 00:04:49.890 --> 00:04:50.890 and 59 years old. 00:04:50.890 --> 00:04:56.330 I'm going to call it the creepy era, the creepy years, the creepy decade. 00:04:56.330 --> 00:05:01.210 I've officially turned the corner from middle age and I'm on my way to elderly, but there's 00:05:01.210 --> 00:05:06.170 a 10 year downhill slide before you get to elderly. 00:05:06.170 --> 00:05:10.130 And you're asking, okay, well, fucking, how do you define that 10 year slide? 00:05:10.130 --> 00:05:11.130 What are you talking about? 00:05:11.130 --> 00:05:14.010 How do you think that there's a fucking 10 year slide, Lorenzo? 00:05:14.010 --> 00:05:19.570 Well, let me tell you, imagine you're on a plateau and you're cruising along on that 00:05:19.570 --> 00:05:20.570 plateau. 00:05:20.570 --> 00:05:23.210 That that plateau is your 40s. 00:05:23.210 --> 00:05:30.770 Now when I say you're on a plateau, what I mean is through your 20s and your 30s, you're 00:05:30.770 --> 00:05:34.690 on a fairly steady incline, right? 00:05:34.690 --> 00:05:37.890 By the time you hit 40, that levels out. 00:05:37.890 --> 00:05:44.570 It may go up, it may go down a little bit, but from 40 to 49, you're on a plateau. 00:05:44.570 --> 00:05:47.050 These are your prime earning years. 00:05:47.050 --> 00:05:52.530 This is your physical appearance and most importantly, and for the purposes of this particular 00:05:52.530 --> 00:06:01.530 podcast episode, you're on a plateau from 40 to 49 in the way people view you. 00:06:01.530 --> 00:06:04.850 So in your 20s, when you're on the way up, you're a kid. 00:06:04.850 --> 00:06:09.810 In your 30s, when you're on your way up, you're still maturing into the man that you're 00:06:09.810 --> 00:06:11.650 going to be. 00:06:11.650 --> 00:06:14.490 But then when you hit 40, you're there. 00:06:14.490 --> 00:06:15.490 You've arrived. 00:06:15.490 --> 00:06:20.170 You are the man that you're going to be in the eyes of everyone around you and everyone 00:06:20.170 --> 00:06:21.410 who meets you. 00:06:21.410 --> 00:06:28.530 And then you are on a plateau, this beautiful flat plane that you can ride out for up to 00:06:28.530 --> 00:06:31.930 and including nine years. 00:06:31.930 --> 00:06:34.370 You're making the most money you've ever made. 00:06:34.370 --> 00:06:36.130 Physically you're holding up emotionally. 00:06:36.130 --> 00:06:38.250 You're getting a little bit more mature. 00:06:38.250 --> 00:06:42.370 You're on your way to gaining what people are going to view as wisdom. 00:06:42.370 --> 00:06:47.410 And then at 49, you start your downhill slide. 00:06:47.410 --> 00:06:50.450 Physically you're not holding up as well as you used to. 00:06:50.450 --> 00:06:55.130 People at work are starting to see you as a bit of an anachronism, but for the purposes 00:06:55.130 --> 00:07:00.730 of this episode of the podcast, it's how people see you in your everyday life and 00:07:00.730 --> 00:07:05.810 in random social interactions that we're going to talk about here because the meaning 00:07:05.810 --> 00:07:12.770 of everything you do and the perceived intentions behind everything you do change at 50 years 00:07:12.770 --> 00:07:13.770 of age. 00:07:13.770 --> 00:07:18.450 A mere year ago holding the door open at the bank for the young lady to go in in front 00:07:18.450 --> 00:07:19.610 of you was 00:07:19.610 --> 00:07:21.010 was just seen as polite. 00:07:21.010 --> 00:07:25.450 That lady may think that she's just thankful that that man thought of her saw her coming 00:07:25.450 --> 00:07:28.250 and decided to hold that door for her and let her in. 00:07:28.250 --> 00:07:30.170 How genuinely? 00:07:30.170 --> 00:07:36.810 In your 60 holding the door open for a lady at the bank is seen in a certain way. 00:07:36.810 --> 00:07:41.970 She sees 60-year-old you holding the door open going, oh my gosh, what an adorable old 00:07:41.970 --> 00:07:42.970 man. 00:07:42.970 --> 00:07:45.130 Oh look at him, I just want to dress him up. 00:07:45.130 --> 00:07:48.090 He should wear one of those Thomas Shelby hats. 00:07:48.090 --> 00:07:49.290 He's just so cute. 00:07:49.290 --> 00:07:50.290 Thank you, sir. 00:07:50.290 --> 00:07:52.490 Thank you for holding the door for me. 00:07:52.490 --> 00:07:58.890 But between the ages of 50 and 59, the perception that they have of you holding that 00:07:58.890 --> 00:08:02.730 fucking door at the bank is completely different. 00:08:02.730 --> 00:08:03.730 Go right on ahead, miss. 00:08:03.730 --> 00:08:05.610 I've got the door for you. 00:08:28.890 --> 00:08:37.250 I am the same guy at 49 that I was at 29 and 39. 00:08:37.250 --> 00:08:39.290 Allow me to illustrate. 00:08:39.290 --> 00:08:45.250 Holding the door for the young lady at the age of 29, this is pretty indicative of what's 00:08:45.250 --> 00:08:46.730 going through my head. 00:08:46.730 --> 00:08:51.190 I like to smell your fucking gun. 00:08:51.190 --> 00:08:54.590 Look at that fucking ass, it's like two puppies fighting under a play, get it. 00:08:54.590 --> 00:08:57.750 I want to fucking see your tints, I want to eat your tints, I want to fucking smell 00:08:57.750 --> 00:08:58.750 our tints. 00:08:58.750 --> 00:09:01.310 I want to taste your fucking tints, lactate on my fucking 00:09:01.310 --> 00:09:05.630 mouth, leave a snail trail at my fucking leg. 00:09:05.630 --> 00:09:11.550 Pussy, cut vagina, fucking ass tits, asshole, but whole fucking oral sex... 00:09:11.550 --> 00:09:12.910 They don't sex jerk me off. 00:09:20.830 --> 00:09:27.630 Holding the door open for that young lady at the age of 39, this is pretty indicative 00:09:27.630 --> 00:09:28.830 of what's going through. 00:09:28.830 --> 00:09:36.710 Yeah, cut pussy, cut tits, fuck, fuck me, fuck you, fuck ass, yeah, yeah, motor run, 00:09:36.710 --> 00:09:38.710 yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:09:38.710 --> 00:09:45.030 Holding the door, open for that young lady at the age of 59, here's what will be most 00:09:45.030 --> 00:09:48.710 likely going through my head. 00:09:48.710 --> 00:09:53.830 The vagina, pussy, cut, fucking, come, come, get it, daisy, fucking tints. 00:09:53.830 --> 00:09:57.830 Come on your ass, come on your face, come on your fucking tits, come on your fucking belly 00:09:58.830 --> 00:10:01.970 fattening, come on your fucking ass, asshole, knock you up, kick you down a fucking fly to 00:10:01.970 --> 00:10:02.970 stairs. 00:10:02.970 --> 00:10:08.470 Carry on the bloodline if you fucking can, piss in my fucking mouth like this, Neil, come 00:10:08.470 --> 00:10:16.430 pussy, cut, fuck, shit, fuck, cut, pussy, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:10:16.430 --> 00:10:21.590 So as you can imagine, I can't fucking understand why holding the door open for that young lady 00:10:21.590 --> 00:10:26.590 at 49 would elicit the kind of response that I described. 00:10:26.590 --> 00:10:31.630 I'm no more perverted at the age of 49 than I was at 39 or 29. 00:10:31.630 --> 00:10:37.870 The only difference, the only mitigating factor is at the age of 49, I'm no longer 00:10:37.870 --> 00:10:39.710 fuckable. 00:10:39.710 --> 00:10:42.030 Let's just fucking get it out there. 00:10:42.030 --> 00:10:46.910 That young lady looks at a 29 year old man and a 39 year old man completely differently 00:10:46.910 --> 00:10:49.310 than she looks at the 49 year old man. 00:10:49.310 --> 00:10:50.710 Do you want to know why? 00:10:50.710 --> 00:10:56.230 The 49 year old man is old enough, just old enough to no longer be fuckable. 00:10:56.230 --> 00:10:57.710 That makes him a creep. 00:10:57.710 --> 00:11:02.790 I'm just consider this a fucking public service announcement from Missing Throat Radio. 00:11:02.790 --> 00:11:08.350 Once you hit 49 years of age, maybe 50 if you're lucky, you're no longer a gentleman, you're 00:11:08.350 --> 00:11:10.310 a fucking creep. 00:11:10.310 --> 00:11:15.870 And then you've got a fucking contend with creep status for the next 10 years. 00:11:15.870 --> 00:11:17.430 There's nothing you can fucking do. 00:11:17.430 --> 00:11:22.590 There's literally nothing you can fucking do to change the perception that everyone 00:11:22.590 --> 00:11:24.790 whom you meet you is going to have. 00:11:24.790 --> 00:11:28.590 People are going to fucking put themselves between you and their kids. 00:11:28.590 --> 00:11:32.110 If you happen to be walking through the park, you could have walked the trail at that 00:11:32.110 --> 00:11:37.430 park every day for a decade, but the moment you fucking cross that line and start on that 00:11:37.430 --> 00:11:42.970 fucking downhill slide, parents are fucking interjecting themselves, placing themselves 00:11:42.970 --> 00:11:47.630 between you and where their kids happen to be playing on the fucking jungle gym. 00:11:47.630 --> 00:11:52.430 And God fucking forbid you walk over and sit down on the swing set. 00:11:52.430 --> 00:11:53.710 They're calling the cops. 00:11:53.710 --> 00:11:59.330 They wouldn't call the cops at 48, 47 or 46, but 49, 50, they're calling the fucking 00:11:59.330 --> 00:12:00.430 police. 00:12:00.430 --> 00:12:04.950 You're likely to catch a fucking charge for taking a break while you're walking the trail 00:12:04.950 --> 00:12:12.390 that you've been walking for a decade at the park because you have crossed this invisible 00:12:12.390 --> 00:12:14.070 line. 00:12:14.070 --> 00:12:17.150 You're no longer a gentleman, you're creepy. 00:12:17.150 --> 00:12:19.630 This was a realization I had. 00:12:19.630 --> 00:12:25.150 And I had the realization again to fucking recap because I sat down in a pair of shorts that 00:12:25.150 --> 00:12:30.230 I've owned for a very long time in a chair that I've owned for a very long time and put 00:12:30.230 --> 00:12:34.830 my feet on an ottoman that I've owned for a very long time. 00:12:34.830 --> 00:12:41.230 And I realized that my fucking balls were hanging at the bottom of my shorts. 00:12:41.230 --> 00:12:50.260 Oh god damn. 00:12:50.260 --> 00:12:53.580 That's my list of fucking trauma, please. 00:12:53.580 --> 00:12:55.860 Balls hanging at the bottom of my fucking shorts. 00:12:55.860 --> 00:13:00.020 They haven't hung in the fucking toilet yet. 00:13:00.020 --> 00:13:01.780 That's a day that I'm home. 00:13:01.780 --> 00:13:05.620 That's a day that I hope it doesn't fucking come for me. 00:13:05.620 --> 00:13:08.460 That's a day that I'm hoping never fucking happens to me. 00:13:08.460 --> 00:13:15.500 Long sack, the phenomenon. 00:13:15.500 --> 00:13:18.460 The phenomenon of long sackga. 00:13:18.460 --> 00:13:24.580 Long sack, fucking strikes and my nuts hit that fucking toilet water I'm done. 00:13:24.580 --> 00:13:29.900 I'm like well, just fucking grab a bowie knife and walk into the fucking woods in northern 00:13:29.900 --> 00:13:33.980 Minnesota and take my fucking chances with the bears. 00:13:33.980 --> 00:13:36.980 If they take me out that goddamn it, I had it coming. 00:13:36.980 --> 00:13:41.020 I'm not useful to anyone anymore at that point. 00:13:41.020 --> 00:13:42.820 Fuck. 00:13:42.820 --> 00:13:46.820 Not singing on the bottom of my fucking shorts. 00:13:46.820 --> 00:13:55.900 I don't know if I did a good job explaining my theory on the phenomenon of fucking aging 00:13:55.900 --> 00:13:57.300 as a man. 00:13:57.300 --> 00:14:01.380 You know women say all the time that they lose their fucking value at 35 or something 00:14:01.380 --> 00:14:02.380 like that. 00:14:02.380 --> 00:14:08.540 Like it's a really fucking steep decline into invisibility. 00:14:08.540 --> 00:14:15.940 Once you hit 35 as a woman or 45 or whatever the fucking number is that they slap on that. 00:14:15.940 --> 00:14:19.420 But I think I would prefer it in all honesty. 00:14:19.420 --> 00:14:25.820 If you take a fucking 700 foot view of the situation, would you rather not taking out of the bottom 00:14:25.820 --> 00:14:32.300 of the fucking shorts aside and not taking into the fucking toilet water aside. 00:14:32.300 --> 00:14:34.220 Let's take that out of the equation. 00:14:34.220 --> 00:14:38.860 Those personal fucking indignities don't factor into this. 00:14:38.860 --> 00:14:40.540 700 foot view. 00:14:40.540 --> 00:14:47.060 Would you rather be on your fucking way up and peak at about 30, 35 and then start your 00:14:47.060 --> 00:14:50.420 decline and just kind of become invisible? 00:14:50.420 --> 00:14:56.780 Or would you rather have a nice 10 year plateau and then snap your fucking fingers, wake 00:14:56.780 --> 00:15:01.660 up one day and realize you're a fucking creep and everyone sees you as a creep and every 00:15:01.660 --> 00:15:05.620 woman assumes you're a fucking predator and every man thinks you're trying to steal 00:15:05.620 --> 00:15:08.500 and fucking traffic their child. 00:15:08.500 --> 00:15:14.660 Personally, personally, I think I would probably take the rapid decline into invisibility 00:15:14.660 --> 00:15:16.820 and irrelevance. 00:15:16.820 --> 00:15:23.060 Then having to fucking mind my pints and cords every fucking minute of the day for the 00:15:23.060 --> 00:15:28.220 next 10 years until I can put on that Tommy Shelby hat and grab a fucking mere shampai 00:15:28.220 --> 00:15:30.500 and be a harmless old man. 00:15:30.500 --> 00:15:32.940 And what's really fucked up is I'm an ass guy. 00:15:32.940 --> 00:15:36.580 I love me some fucking, I love me a big round ass. 00:15:36.580 --> 00:15:37.580 You know what I mean? 00:15:37.580 --> 00:15:39.260 Oh fuck, I'm doing it. 00:15:39.260 --> 00:15:40.260 I'm doing it. 00:15:40.260 --> 00:15:41.260 God damn it. 00:15:41.260 --> 00:15:46.780 If I would have fucking said that line five years ago at 45 years of age, you'd have been 00:15:46.780 --> 00:15:48.100 like, oh, he's an ass man. 00:15:48.100 --> 00:15:49.300 I've got a nice round ass. 00:15:49.300 --> 00:15:51.100 Let me slide into his DMs. 00:15:51.100 --> 00:15:52.100 Right? 00:15:52.100 --> 00:15:55.860 But no, I'm fucking knock it on the door of 50. 00:15:55.860 --> 00:16:01.380 I say I've got a, I love me a nice round fucking fat bulbous ass. 00:16:01.380 --> 00:16:05.740 And you're like, oh my god, the fucking creepy is dripping out of my fucking earbuds. 00:16:05.740 --> 00:16:07.220 It's gonna infect me. 00:16:07.220 --> 00:16:08.220 I'm doing it. 00:16:08.220 --> 00:16:13.260 I can't even fucking say, I can't even fucking say that I love a nice fat ass anymore. 00:16:13.260 --> 00:16:14.960 Son of a bitch, you 00:16:23.180 --> 00:16:27.340 I'm saying a guy saying at the age of 45 that he loves a nice fucking fat ass hits 00:16:27.340 --> 00:16:30.460 different than a guy had fucking knocking on the door of 50. 00:16:30.460 --> 00:16:33.580 The guy knocking on the door of 50 can't do it. 00:16:33.580 --> 00:16:36.700 Bitch, getting old fucking blows. 00:16:36.700 --> 00:16:39.900 When I get done with this today, I'm gonna call my dad and I'm just gonna ask him, you 00:16:39.900 --> 00:16:44.780 know, I distinctly remember when you were in your 50s, you would kind of be walking around 00:16:44.780 --> 00:16:47.380 talking about how getting old sucks. 00:16:47.380 --> 00:16:50.260 Is that because you had aches and pains? 00:16:50.260 --> 00:16:52.980 That's kind of what I chalked it up to at the time. 00:16:52.980 --> 00:16:59.240 Or is it because you realize that you can't walk around and admit publicly that you 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:01.500 really enjoy a juicy fat ass anymore? 00:17:01.900 --> 00:17:03.540 Well, I don't care if it makes me sound like a creep. 00:17:03.540 --> 00:17:05.020 I'll let me some thighs in an ass. 00:17:05.020 --> 00:17:06.620 Okay, fuck it. 00:17:06.620 --> 00:17:07.500 Fuck it. 00:17:07.500 --> 00:17:12.460 I'm gonna ask him two of his balls ever hung out the bottom of his shorts. 00:17:12.460 --> 00:17:13.460 And what happened? 00:17:13.460 --> 00:17:18.060 And if so, what happened the first time is fucking nuts hit the toilet water? 00:17:18.060 --> 00:17:19.060 Definitely gonna call him. 00:17:19.060 --> 00:17:23.780 If I had a way to patch the call in to this podcast, I'd totally do it. 00:17:23.780 --> 00:17:28.820 But I'm sure that there's probably some kind of fucking easy to use software that I could 00:17:28.820 --> 00:17:30.420 incorporate into my current setup kind of fuck to do it. 00:17:30.420 --> 00:17:31.420 . 00:17:31.420 --> 00:17:33.500 I just don the fuck to incorporate into my current setup I just don't know how to fuck to do it. 00:17:33.500 --> 00:17:41.860 You'll have to 00:17:41.860 --> 00:17:42.860 fuck it. 00:17:42.860 --> 00:17:54.940 And like I said 00:19:28.820 --> 00:19:47.300 I can't do it. 00:19:47.300 --> 00:19:51.340 I'm capable of doing a better job than that or at least telling the story a little bit 00:19:51.340 --> 00:19:53.100 differently so I have to fucking do it. 00:19:53.100 --> 00:19:55.100 There's no way I can just leave it that way. 00:19:55.100 --> 00:19:57.580 Alright, again thank you for humoring me. 00:19:57.580 --> 00:20:04.220 Thank you for coming along on this episode six reloaded edition of Missing Through Operating 00:20:04.220 --> 00:20:05.220 Out. 00:20:05.220 --> 00:20:09.020 Hopefully there won't be a bunch of reloaded in the future. 00:20:09.020 --> 00:20:11.340 I don't know. 00:20:11.340 --> 00:20:12.220 There's no way to fucking tell. 00:20:12.220 --> 00:20:14.060 Alright, until next time.