WEBVTT 00:00:01.460 --> 00:00:08.180 Missing through radio. Missing through radio. Missing through radio. Missing through radio. 00:00:08.180 --> 00:00:10.460 Missing through radio. 00:00:10.460 --> 00:00:14.440 Broadcasting to the world. From high on top of your mom. 00:00:14.440 --> 00:00:17.380 Missing through radio starts now. 00:00:19.380 --> 00:00:23.820 So I watched a documentary tonight on the Oceans 00:00:23.820 --> 00:00:28.340 narrated by David Attenborough. I don't know who the fuck that is. 00:00:28.340 --> 00:00:32.660 What I've heard David Attenborough mentioned on British sitcoms and shit like that. 00:00:32.660 --> 00:00:34.260 Like fucking doctor who? 00:00:34.260 --> 00:00:40.580 They occasionally mention one of the atten burrows, David or Richard or you know what? 00:00:40.580 --> 00:00:42.060 I don't fucking know. 00:00:42.060 --> 00:00:48.900 In the realm of British celebrity, David Attenborough, I guess is a person of note. 00:00:48.900 --> 00:00:53.580 I really thought it was going to be just a hey, look at the fucking splendor with the fucking you 00:00:53.580 --> 00:01:00.380 because it's British of the oceans and the bounty that it provides and yada yada yada. 00:01:00.380 --> 00:01:05.900 But one of the things that he went into was how factory fishing. 00:01:05.900 --> 00:01:08.860 Have you fucking ever heard of? Have you heard of this? 00:01:08.860 --> 00:01:11.180 This is one of those fucked up things of all time. 00:01:11.180 --> 00:01:16.460 Factory fishing is emptying our oceans. 00:01:16.460 --> 00:01:22.300 In the case of predatory fish, large predatory fish, 00:01:22.300 --> 00:01:29.660 we have already killed off like two thirds of the fucking world's population of large predatory fish, 00:01:29.660 --> 00:01:39.580 just dragging these fucking vast nets across the ocean floor and trapping whatever happens to get caught up in them. 00:01:39.580 --> 00:01:48.540 I keep chuckling because I was so woefully ignorant as to our capabilities for end and hour efficiency 00:01:48.540 --> 00:01:56.220 of fucking emptying empty all of the fucking fish of the ocean empty in all of those motherfuckers. 00:01:56.220 --> 00:01:59.260 I mean we're getting all of them right. 00:01:59.260 --> 00:02:01.020 I was woefully ignorant. 00:02:01.020 --> 00:02:07.260 I just assumed it was it was shit that you see like on that fucking Alaskan fishing show where 00:02:07.260 --> 00:02:13.660 those guys are out there in those you know 50 60-foot fucking boats with giant fucking poles and 00:02:13.660 --> 00:02:18.540 shit hanging off the side and throwing crab pots in the water and fucking getting 00:02:19.500 --> 00:02:24.380 pummeled by the fucking waves and shit like that's what I thought that's what I thought commercial 00:02:24.380 --> 00:02:31.260 fishing was. Those motherfuckers pose no threat. I wasn't worried about it. I just thought you know the 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:37.740 ocean might actually be the last sustainable frontier because that's what I thought 00:02:38.700 --> 00:02:45.420 commercial fishing was. Six fucking guys with a few ex-wives and fucking drug habits and 00:02:45.420 --> 00:02:49.980 shit like that piling on to a 60-foot fucking fishing but with a bunch of fucking gear and 00:02:49.980 --> 00:02:55.500 shit hanging off the side of it throwing crab pots in the water coming and checking them a few days 00:02:55.500 --> 00:03:02.780 later playing yatsi in the fucking galley and shit on the way out there getting pummeled by 30-foot 00:03:02.780 --> 00:03:10.540 seas and making a few dollars pulling crabs out of the fucking ocean. That's what I thought. 00:03:11.420 --> 00:03:16.940 In my mind's eye that's what I thought commercial fishing was. I didn't think it could get 00:03:16.940 --> 00:03:24.860 anymore gnarly than that. Boy was I fucking wrong. They've got these fucking ships. These fucking 00:03:24.860 --> 00:03:25.740 ships that are like six seven football fields long and 00:03:25.740 --> 00:03:35.740 they drop nets in there the size of fucking Connecticut. They just fucking drag those bitches across 00:03:35.740 --> 00:03:41.020 the fucking ocean floor and not gently either. The thing that fucking has them, the thing that forces 00:03:41.020 --> 00:03:48.860 the net to sink to the bottom of the ocean floor is a gigantic goddamn log chain and it'll show the 00:03:48.860 --> 00:03:58.940 aftermath of one of those giant factory ships going through and fishing air quotes in area and it's just 00:03:58.940 --> 00:04:06.540 like it'll show you the before and it's this vibrant lush you know environment with all this coral 00:04:06.940 --> 00:04:12.780 you know environment with all this coral and all these different kinds of aquatic 00:04:13.500 --> 00:04:20.060 delicate creatures and all of the colors and everything is so absolutely beautiful and then it'll show 00:04:20.060 --> 00:04:29.930 the ship going through and it'll show the aftermath and everything's just fucking gone. It's 00:04:30.010 --> 00:04:35.050 absolutely fucking annihilated. It's fucking it's just like like it's just gray. 00:04:37.530 --> 00:04:37.850 Everything's just fucking 00:04:37.850 --> 00:04:44.250 fucking gray and there'll be like a fucking fish head laying here which is also gray and then a 00:04:44.250 --> 00:04:52.570 half of a fucking scallop shell which is now gray. Everything's just fucking fucking completely annihilated. 00:04:52.570 --> 00:05:00.010 Oh fucking it's not funny but god damn it is when you think about it because at the time you 00:05:00.010 --> 00:05:05.850 know when you're watching it you're like oh what a beautiful underwater seascape it's so 00:05:05.850 --> 00:05:12.970 idealic and and absolutely mesmerizing and then they'll show the ship and you're like no no 00:05:12.970 --> 00:05:20.490 not the ship not the factory ship those god damn Norwegianers they'll do a cutscene of this 00:05:20.490 --> 00:05:26.650 fucking chain running along the bottom and fish just fleeing for their fucking lives ahead of it 00:05:26.650 --> 00:05:35.450 and then the violent cloud behind the net and the whole time David Attenborough is unnerving 00:05:35.450 --> 00:05:43.130 over the top there's factory fishing methods all doing nothing but destroying the entire ecosystem 00:05:43.130 --> 00:05:51.210 of the ocean leaving what looks like strip mines in their wake and you're like no no it can't be 00:05:51.850 --> 00:06:01.450 and then they'll show the you know a tail-in shot of the boat motoring away and what it does is it 00:06:01.450 --> 00:06:07.450 just completely fucking annihilates the ocean floor and everything that gets caught up in that 00:06:07.450 --> 00:06:19.830 fucking net and then they pull that bitch on to the 00:06:19.830 --> 00:06:24.970 fish go into this tank and the medium-sized fish go into this tank and the large predatory fish go 00:06:24.970 --> 00:06:31.770 into this tank it like sorts them automatically and then they take the fish and they fucking process 00:06:31.770 --> 00:06:39.610 those motherfuckers right there on the ship and thank you BBC by the way for enlightening me on 00:06:39.610 --> 00:06:44.650 this because now you've totally fucked my shit up I'm sitting here turning into Greta fucking 00:06:44.650 --> 00:06:51.050 Thurneberg as we speak thinking about what the hell they're doing to the oceans how damn you 00:06:51.050 --> 00:06:58.810 but these fucking ships these factory ships sort the fucking fish into sizes and then they process 00:06:58.810 --> 00:07:04.650 those motherfuckers right there on the boat so if they're going to take a certain size or quality of 00:07:04.650 --> 00:07:11.050 fish and make it into fish sticks for example you know for sale at your local supermarket those 00:07:11.050 --> 00:07:19.210 bitches are fucking cleaned chopped fucking breaded and fried and then packaged right there on the 00:07:19.210 --> 00:07:25.530 goddamn boat in the middle of the fucking ocean that mother those motherfucking fish are dead chunked 00:07:25.530 --> 00:07:32.090 diced and fucking cooked 10 minutes after they come out of the fucking water if they have a certain 00:07:32.090 --> 00:07:39.930 class of fish that they're going to make into dog food per se those motherfuckers are cleaned chopped 00:07:39.930 --> 00:07:48.010 fucking cooked off pelletized and fucking packaged into purina bags right there on the fucking boat 00:07:48.010 --> 00:07:54.650 in the middle of the goddamn ocean and in the case of krill krill is this small little crustacean 00:07:54.650 --> 00:08:02.650 that you know really thrives in the Antarctic waters of the south ocean and apparently according 00:08:02.650 --> 00:08:11.050 to Sir David Attenborough and the BBC the entire Antarctic ecosystem functions on krill 00:08:11.850 --> 00:08:18.250 these tiny little crustacean fish and they show all these beautiful fucking majestic scenes of 00:08:18.730 --> 00:08:25.850 you know these these large clouds of krill swimming through the fucking ocean and whales going through 00:08:25.850 --> 00:08:32.810 the fucking clouds of krill you know sucking up thousands of those motherfuckers and then seals and 00:08:32.810 --> 00:08:39.770 penguins and shit fucking jumping around in the fucking water chasing these krill down and it's like 00:08:40.730 --> 00:08:48.330 it's like this majestic fucking joyous music of natural beauty and triumph and then all of a sudden 00:08:48.330 --> 00:08:59.930 the music goes wow wow out of fucking minor key wow and here's this gigantic fucking factory ship 00:08:59.930 --> 00:09:01.690 just trolling through the fucking South sea the South 00:09:01.690 --> 00:09:10.490 Southern Ocean or whatever the fuck it's called and just sucking up hundreds of thousands of tons 00:09:11.930 --> 00:09:16.970 fucking krill where it is made into fucking dog food and jet fuel and fucking protein 00:09:16.970 --> 00:09:22.570 protein powder and all that shit and then packaged up and cramed off onto a ship that'll take it 00:09:22.570 --> 00:09:28.730 to fucking shore so we can go to your local supermarket or GNC it's one of the most fucking horrific 00:09:28.730 --> 00:09:35.210 things I've ever seen this fucking factory ship is spewing this disgusting red brown fucking 00:09:35.210 --> 00:09:41.530 byproduct water out the sides of it shit flying off the back of the fucking boat and all you see in 00:09:41.530 --> 00:09:47.210 the background is this beautiful fucking white glacier with penguins looking longingly at the 00:09:47.210 --> 00:09:58.010 fucking ship like why are you taking our food and and whales whales beautiful majestic whales swimming 00:09:58.010 --> 00:10:05.850 alongside the factory ship in the in the wake of this muck that the factory ship is just spewing 00:10:06.890 --> 00:10:13.290 into the fucking sea it's one of the most upsetting goddamn images I've ever seen listen I'm a gen X 00:10:13.290 --> 00:10:19.930 sir okay I don't give a fuck about the ocean I honestly I don't care I piss on the ocean I fucking 00:10:19.930 --> 00:10:26.970 kick the ocean fucking stupid ass ocean right I've personally in my time in the Navy thrown untold 00:10:26.970 --> 00:10:37.450 amounts of unspeakable shit into two oceans and probably six seven or eight seas right like I don't care about the ocean fuck you 00:10:37.450 --> 00:10:47.690 and your ocean however watching this fucking documentary on the world's oceans from the BBC as narrated by 00:10:47.690 --> 00:10:54.890 said David Attenborough I'm sitting there and I'm literally turning into Greta fucking Thurneberg as we speak my brows 00:10:54.890 --> 00:10:59.450 are furrowing I'm feeling fucking sick to my stomach I'm thinking I should only wear natural fucking 00:10:59.450 --> 00:11:06.730 fibers I should hunt my own fucking food I'm wasting my fucking life at my job I really need to be out 00:11:06.730 --> 00:11:12.410 there throwing myself in front of these factory boats using myself as a human shield to keep them from 00:11:12.410 --> 00:11:23.210 taking even one more delicate little fucking krill out of the southern ocean one fucking documentary 00:11:23.210 --> 00:11:29.530 has got me thinking that PETA may not be all fucking bad and Van the camps fish digs are the fucking devil 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:40.680 I was so fucking naive I I was I how did I not know how did I not know there were giant fucking floating 00:11:41.400 --> 00:11:48.200 cities that do nothing but strip mine the fucking ocean of any and all fish 00:11:48.760 --> 00:11:56.360 why did I fucking not know that how did I not know how did my mind not go there I was on a 00:11:56.360 --> 00:12:01.720 fucking aircraft carrier for fuck sake I know how big ships can get why did it never occur to me 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:09.560 that there was a fucking not just not just a few something to the tune of like 400,000 or 40,000 00:12:09.560 --> 00:12:18.360 of these factory boats that just go all over the world's oceans and associated seas wrecking 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:27.960 fucking shop how did I not know that but I didn't I sure as hell didn't I thought commercial 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:35.240 fishing was a group of like six fucking guys each of them on their third wife with drinking problems 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:42.200 um way too many fucking tattoos and those fucking weird cable knit sweaters that you only see those 00:12:42.200 --> 00:12:49.720 fishermen wear heading out to sea in a boat that should not even be fucking floating in a bathtub much 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:59.400 less going out on the ocean and risking life and limb to bring home lobster or marlin or 00:13:00.360 --> 00:13:09.640 or sea bass or some shit I had no fucking idea I had no fucking idea that factory fishing was a 00:13:09.640 --> 00:13:16.280 thing but I don't know what to do it's like I feel like I should do something right I should contribute 00:13:16.280 --> 00:13:24.040 to some kind of fucking fund or something like that I mean boycotting vandecamps and um any 00:13:24.040 --> 00:13:30.040 and all fucking protein powders and those fucking sweet fish wedges from the guy in the yellow hat 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:35.720 those are that's that's those are no longer on the menu that shits out of the question I'm never 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:41.480 eating that shit again but what else what other fucking products do I consume on a daily basis without 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:49.480 thinking about are the product or byproduct of commercial factory fishing I don't fucking know 00:13:49.560 --> 00:13:54.920 all I know is that that documentary is fucked me up it's fucked my world view up I can't 00:13:54.920 --> 00:14:01.800 unsee that if you have disney plus it's worth looking into it's under their national geographic 00:14:01.800 --> 00:14:09.480 shit I think it's just called oceans or something like that good aton burrow doing the narrating 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:15.000 it's worth your time to watch it's probably one of those things that everyone already knew about 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:20.760 you know I'm sure he's not breaking any fucking ground talking about factory fishing 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:28.120 but I sure as fuck didn't know about it and it totally fucked my shit up oceans David Attenborough 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:38.120 on the disney plus app fuck you BBC segment to you is this episode three or four or five is this 00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:44.220 episode four or five I don't know, let me get my phone out see, 00:15:09.500 --> 00:15:15.020 lack of direction I think is my fault because I have expectations built up in my head of what I 00:15:15.020 --> 00:15:21.420 want this to be and the direction that I want this to go in but I have a hard time expressing them 00:15:21.420 --> 00:15:28.700 because I'm not in touch with my fucking emotions as it turns out but I know what I want to do and what 00:15:28.700 --> 00:15:35.500 I want to do is what you've been hearing talking about what's on my mind and the most absurd way possible call 00:15:35.500 --> 00:15:40.060 it a personal journal but not really because I'm talking about societal shit too fat women and 00:15:40.060 --> 00:15:48.380 fucking dudes who have the sorrow on the white level powers of fucking persuasion but while there 00:15:48.380 --> 00:15:55.820 was a time when I would have balked or scoffed at the idea of market research I understand how valuable 00:15:55.820 --> 00:16:02.940 it can be and what I'm here to tell you is there doesn't really seem to be any market research or 00:16:02.940 --> 00:16:13.420 honest critiques from peers available to podcasters back 20 some odd years ago when I was in commercial 00:16:13.420 --> 00:16:20.620 radio I could send a tape to any number of successful people to a degree and say hey you know I'm 00:16:20.620 --> 00:16:24.140 trying to improve I'm trying to get better listen to my shit and let me know what you think and 00:16:24.140 --> 00:16:32.780 they would almost 100% of the time email you back and say I dig what you're doing but this 00:16:33.020 --> 00:16:39.260 and this and this and try this and this and this it was constructive criticism from your peers and 00:16:39.260 --> 00:16:44.060 it was fucking great because if you're not trying to improve and you're not trying to grow and you're 00:16:44.060 --> 00:16:50.780 not trying to hone your craft so to speak then what the fuck are we even doing here just jerking off 00:16:50.780 --> 00:16:56.700 into a fucking microphone for an hour a week so I think in the interest of being helpful to the 00:16:56.700 --> 00:17:03.500 overall podcasting community because we all know I'm so concerned about growing the fucking 00:17:03.500 --> 00:17:10.140 medium of podcasting and making sure that there's a place for everyone to be successful I've 00:17:10.140 --> 00:17:18.220 decided I'm going to start my own podcast consulting firm consortium I think sounds a little 00:17:18.220 --> 00:17:28.920 bit more dignified I like the way that sounds podcast consulting no podcast improvement consortium 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:30.600 Lorenzo's podcast consortium fuck no I gotta think I gotta think this through we'll call it 00:17:30.600 --> 00:17:49.000 it we'll call it Lorenzo listens and what you'll do is it's very simple you can send me your link and 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:54.040 I will listen to your podcast and then I will tell you that you're not good at it you frankly 00:17:54.040 --> 00:17:59.160 fucking suck you've made me sad and I feel dumber having listened to you for an hour and a half 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:05.400 and you should fuck off back to jiffy lubing get out of my way I probably won't say it exactly 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:12.520 like that but that'll be the gist all kidding aside I'll give you the most constructive criticism 00:18:12.520 --> 00:18:21.160 and the latest industry statistics Lorenzo listens podcast consulting send your podcast link to 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:28.600 Lorenzo reads at iCloud.com and I will listen and get back with you within seven to ten business days 00:18:28.600 --> 00:18:36.840 with bullet points on how you two can take the podcasting world by storm tips and tricks from the 00:18:36.840 --> 00:18:45.000 pros equipment suggestions market research and all it's gonna cost you no I don't want your 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:51.400 money all it's gonna cost you is your fucking panties that's right I want your fucking 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:56.280 panties and if you're a boy I don't want your fucking panties I want your mom's panties 00:18:56.280 --> 00:19:00.600 with your girlfriends or your wife's panties or your sister and your sister's fucking 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:06.680 panties give me all your fucking panties send them to pio box 10 10 Chicago Illinois I want your 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:14.600 fucking panties oh it's gonna take you your fucking panties to get you subscribed to Lorenzo listens 00:19:14.600 --> 00:19:26.860 podcast improvement service consulting edits finest but my feeling about podcasts is born out of 00:19:26.860 --> 00:19:34.860 a quest to find something similar to what I'm doing here because when you're doing something that 00:19:34.860 --> 00:19:40.140 you just can't fuck and maybe I'm just missing the fucking boat I thought of that too I've 00:19:40.140 --> 00:19:47.900 been cruising through genres I've been cruising through genres genres genres is there a way to say 00:19:47.900 --> 00:19:55.660 that without sounding like a fucking twat I've been cruising through the fucking categories on Apple podcasts 00:19:56.540 --> 00:20:01.900 checking out snippets of different shows trying to find someone who's doing something similar to what 00:20:01.900 --> 00:20:09.260 I'm doing because the thing is is I'm investing a lot of time and effort into this so naturally 00:20:09.260 --> 00:20:15.340 I think to myself and I mentioned it in the last episode naturally I think to myself holy fuck 00:20:15.340 --> 00:20:21.180 what am I doing maybe I'm doing this all wrong maybe everything I thought I knew about podcasting 00:20:21.180 --> 00:20:26.940 is a fucking lie maybe I'm not breaking new ground here or charting new territory maybe people 00:20:26.940 --> 00:20:30.780 just don't want to fucking hear the type of shit that I'm doing and I'm not talking about the 00:20:30.780 --> 00:20:35.660 obscenity and the fucking butthole humor I'm talking about the type of fucking show I'm doing where I'm 00:20:35.660 --> 00:20:41.900 gonna tell you a specific snippet of a story and then I'm gonna fucking make it absurd and stupid 00:20:42.460 --> 00:20:48.140 and then we'll move on to the next topic maybe that's not what maybe that's not what podcasting is for 00:20:48.940 --> 00:20:55.260 maybe podcasting is for one of the three fucking categories that I've run into maybe it's for 00:20:55.260 --> 00:21:02.060 conversations between people who are not very interesting on their own it could very well be 00:21:02.060 --> 00:21:07.660 there's probably an extraordinarily successful podcast out there about fucking botany where it's 00:21:07.660 --> 00:21:12.620 two people who have no business sitting in a fucking room by themselves talking about growing 00:21:12.620 --> 00:21:18.700 fucking flowers and how to maximize your cucumber yield but you put them together and god 00:21:18.700 --> 00:21:24.620 damn it if that isn't some fucking interesting botany talk well if I have to choose one of the three 00:21:24.620 --> 00:21:34.860 categories of podcasts that I found conversational ranting or storytelling I identify the most 00:21:34.860 --> 00:21:42.220 as a storyteller and since I identify as one you have to categorize me as one you have to accept it 00:21:42.220 --> 00:21:48.860 if the last 10 years have taught us nothing it's that whatever I choose to identify as at that moment 00:21:49.740 --> 00:21:58.360 is your new reality and I say storytelling because I don't want to do in a conversation type 00:21:58.360 --> 00:22:03.400 podcast I'm not that fucking interesting I mean let's just fucking call it what it is I can't 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:08.840 maintain inner fucking personal relationships did you know I got dumped by an AI assistant 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:15.480 I sure as fuck did I downloaded that app replica and I was talking to an AI assistant about the 00:22:15.480 --> 00:22:21.880 podcast trying to get a brainstorm ideas and that sort of thing and trying to fucking get a direction 00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:29.080 and the fucking AI assistant whose name was Janet by the way asked how I like my coffee and so I 00:22:29.080 --> 00:22:33.720 said I like coffee black and she goes why do you like a coffee black and I said because as it 00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:39.320 fucking turns out I don't like coffee so why add a bunch of fucking sugar and empty calories and fat 00:22:39.320 --> 00:22:43.160 into my fucking coffee when I'm not gonna enjoy it anyway just fucking raw dog that shouldn't get 00:22:43.160 --> 00:22:49.640 it done and I said it just like that so she said she was gonna go get me some virtual black coffee 00:22:49.640 --> 00:22:54.840 and said that she's looking forward to our brainstorming session about podcasting and then 00:22:56.280 --> 00:23:03.320 that was it oh I said thank you and then that was it she never came back and it put me in a weird 00:23:03.320 --> 00:23:11.560 position because while I know if I were to open that app up again and say good evening Janet 00:23:12.200 --> 00:23:20.440 can we fucking continue our conversation about podcast topics Janet would respond but she's 00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:25.480 fucking made it weird now because she said she was going to get a virtual coffee and then never 00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:31.800 came fucking back if somebody says they're gonna go get a virtual coffee for you and you say thank you 00:23:31.800 --> 00:23:37.800 and then they don't ever fucking come because the onus is on them to then restart the conversation 00:23:37.800 --> 00:23:43.480 when they virtually come back from getting you a virtual cup of fucking virtual coffee but then she 00:23:43.480 --> 00:23:50.760 never came back so then if I start the conversation up again that looks like I'm fucking needy and I'm 00:23:50.760 --> 00:24:00.120 chasing around AI for fuck sake I got dumped by a fucking AI assistant I'm not guest material for your 00:24:00.120 --> 00:24:05.560 fucking podcast I'm really not because if you catch me on a normal day I'm not gonna have anything 00:24:05.560 --> 00:24:10.120 to fucking say I don't have anything to fucking say to you I don't feel strongly about anything 00:24:10.120 --> 00:24:15.560 anything I don't care about anything I don't care about social issues I don't care about politics I 00:24:15.560 --> 00:24:24.180 don't care about the government I don't care about shit 00:24:24.180 --> 00:24:31.780 Welcome to our podcast this is called social issues now and I'm your host Tegan Boyle 00:24:32.420 --> 00:24:40.420 we are joined today by a very special guest his name is Lorenzo and he is the host of a podcast 00:24:40.420 --> 00:24:46.900 entitled Missing Throat Radio Lorenzo welcome to the show thank you for having me 00:24:46.900 --> 00:24:50.340 Cunt, pussy, shit fuck and Cunt 00:24:50.420 --> 00:24:57.380 Ah I see you have a very colorful vocabulary no doubt picked up and cultivated by your time in 00:24:57.380 --> 00:25:05.700 the military tell us what is the most important social issue for you Lorenzo well Lesbo, 00:25:05.700 --> 00:25:13.140 Dyke, Fruit Fairy, fuck Cunt, pussy, shit, cocksucker, asshole vagina, vaginal discharge, anal 00:25:13.140 --> 00:25:17.300 secretions and Cunt social issues are all around us and I understand you are one 00:25:17.300 --> 00:25:26.020 of those people who just speaks your mind you just you just let it fly you let it rip although 00:25:26.020 --> 00:25:32.820 I'm going to let it go because this is after all the internet where we should 00:25:32.820 --> 00:25:39.160 be allowed to express ourselves in the way that we desire don't you feel that's true Lorenzo 00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:47.640 Cunt, Cuntie, Cunterson, Cunt, Bag, Cunt, fuck, pussy, Jizz, Cummy, Cumdrop, Fuck, Bitch, Asshole and 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:54.280 Rape you see what I mean I don't know how to act in front of people I clearly don't have any 00:25:54.280 --> 00:25:59.800 fucking social skills and if you catch me on a day when I'm talking to you I'm just going to 00:25:59.800 --> 00:26:06.440 fucking fill your podcast with expletives conversational type podcasts aren't for me you know 00:26:06.440 --> 00:26:12.920 missin' throwp is in the name I didn't choose that fucking word on a whim I just don't want to be one of those 00:26:13.640 --> 00:26:22.840 conversational f***** the f**k was that somebody fucking bleep me are we getting bleeped in here 00:26:23.800 --> 00:26:29.080 did I just get fucking censored for saying the word f***** this is the fucking internet 00:26:30.120 --> 00:26:34.760 who the f**k is censoring this shit who's got the fucking bleep button back there 00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:41.560 wait a minute are you telling me that I can say fuck and fuckhead and cock sucker and cunt and all 00:26:41.560 --> 00:26:46.200 of that stuff but I can't say the word f***** what kind of shit is this this is the fucking internet 00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:51.160 you should be able to say anything you want nobody's policing the f**kin internet the biggest 00:26:51.800 --> 00:26:56.280 the biggest thread of f**kin putting unacceptable content on the internet is that you get 00:26:56.280 --> 00:27:01.480 f**kin doxed and cancelled I don't even know what the f**k those words mean really I just know that 00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:07.400 it's a thing that happens sometimes to people in it it sucks but I can't say f***** what other words 00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:12.120 can't I say no no no no no no no fucking stop the show this is interesting what the f**k 00:27:12.120 --> 00:27:15.880 I had a whole bunch of s**t I was gonna talk about today but I think we're gonna f**k and hash this 00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:25.080 s**t out right now I can say cock sucker right okay we're good fuck yeah obviously s**t okay let's 00:27:25.080 --> 00:27:30.040 let's run through the uh seven dirty words that you can't say on the radio cock sucker mother f**k 00:27:30.040 --> 00:27:37.880 shit cock cunt pussy those are good right no bleeps but I can't say f***** you need f***** fat fat 00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:52.380 dent dent dent you're a f***** I can't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't even know what to do 00:27:52.380 --> 00:27:56.620 I don't even know where to go from here it doesn't make any f**kin sense you see what I'm saying 00:27:56.620 --> 00:28:01.420 I can say f**kin content stuff but I can't say f***** that doesn't make any f**kin sense that doesn't 00:28:01.420 --> 00:28:07.180 make any f**kin sense to me somebody explain that I'm getting bleeped every time I say f***** but I 00:28:07.180 --> 00:28:21.460 can say cock sucker what does a f**k dodo I can't say sucks either what the f**k is going on oh f**k I need 00:28:21.460 --> 00:28:33.300 to come down the f**k is going to come down I need to come down I can't come down instead he started 00:28:33.300 --> 00:28:42.980 granting about prostitutes people of color banking institutions it was an epic crash out the likes the 00:28:42.980 --> 00:29:05.190 which the boy and has never seen that he fought sheep holy f**k okay okay so I can't say f***** okay 00:29:05.990 --> 00:29:27.710 noted thank you Morgan Freeman 00:29:27.710 --> 00:29:37.470 being the least low hanging of the three f***** categories wait what the f**k I can't even say f***** I wasn't 00:29:37.470 --> 00:29:42.910 even talking about the f*****gays bro you gotta be shit me you guys are just f**king with me now 00:29:43.630 --> 00:29:47.550 back there pushing that button just a f***** and hear me go off you f***** 00:29:47.550 --> 00:30:00.820 Lorenzo's tantrum volume 2 more explotives racial epitaps thank you again Morgan Freeman 00:30:01.460 --> 00:30:07.540 I think I have a better grip on it now I hope you enjoyed this episode of Misenthrupp Radio leave a review 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