WEBVTT 00:00:49.440 --> 00:01:19.440 you may 00:01:49.440 --> 00:01:51.440 Corke works at a gas station 00:03:19.440 --> 00:03:25.360 at the local fucking gas station. Not so much. The night shift is staffed with 00:03:25.360 --> 00:03:30.160 the best of whomever they can fucking get. See where I'm going with this? 00:03:30.160 --> 00:03:37.400 Corke is their ringleader. Corke is a stereotypical, standard issue fucking early 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:43.200 forties down on his luck, slavently fucking, pooh-marked face, pieces shit mother fucker. 00:03:43.200 --> 00:03:48.360 Crit at score of five fucking twelve lives with his mom because he just got out 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:53.240 of the fucking can walks to work unless he finds a fucking bicycle to steal from 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:56.640 someone teetering on the edge of mental retardation. 00:03:56.640 --> 00:04:02.360 Okay, let me qualify that statement real quick. In the abstract, I don't have a 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:08.080 problem with people of low IQ. Why would I? The world needs ditch diggers and 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:12.960 jiffy lubed fucking text, right? The world needs gas station attendance. The 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:18.920 world needs the guy who fucking does the landscaping and washes the fucking 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:22.760 parking lot of McDonald's. The world needs those people. I don't have any 00:04:22.760 --> 00:04:29.640 problem with low IQ people. However, low IQ people who are also assholes, they 00:04:29.640 --> 00:04:35.080 fucking bother me. And Corke is an asshole. He may be the prototypical low IQ 00:04:35.080 --> 00:04:41.280 asshole. He may be the template that all low IQ assholes strive to become one 00:04:41.280 --> 00:04:48.720 day. Corke is a fucking dick and he's dumb. My first altercation with Corke happened 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:55.880 after a particularly trying day at the job. I walk in there, I get a text order from 00:04:55.880 --> 00:04:59.400 the fucking people at the house, will you please pick up this, this and this on the 00:04:59.400 --> 00:05:04.360 way? On the gas station is conveniently located. Again, good job, Casey's. So I 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:07.640 whip in there real quick and I've got an arm low to stuff. I set it down on the 00:05:07.640 --> 00:05:13.320 counter. Corke is leaning leaning on one elbow with his fucking stupid small 00:05:13.320 --> 00:05:18.800 carnival worker, fucking hand pressed to the side of his pockmark sweaty fucking 00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:25.360 pasty face. He looks at me with those fucking dead drug-abusing eyes and just 00:05:25.360 --> 00:05:30.680 start scanning. No greeting, nothing. Which again, I'm about. Don't hit me with 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:35.120 your small talk. Fuck you and your small talk. But this is where Corke and I ran into 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:40.240 problems. I had like 17 items. I don't know if it was that many. I had like 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:44.840 legitimately nine items and I looked at him and I was like, hey man, can I get 00:05:44.840 --> 00:05:49.600 that in a bag? And he just looked at me and rolled his fucking eyes like I had 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:55.240 just asked him to build the great wall. Well, that particular day I had had 00:05:55.240 --> 00:06:00.240 enough of conforming to societal norms and I looked at fucking Corke right in his 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:04.760 dishonest fucking pissy eyes. Oh, I'm sorry, my bad is bagging shit up. 00:06:04.760 --> 00:06:09.200 Outside of your job description, should I just fuck off and do it myself? And he 00:06:09.200 --> 00:06:13.480 just looked at me startled stunned. No one had ever bothered to push back on 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:18.600 Corke's fucking passive cutiness like this. You could tell. It's like somebody 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:22.760 had slapped him in the face. And I said, well, never mind, Corke, I'll bagged his 00:06:22.760 --> 00:06:26.840 shit up myself. And he starts putting the stuff in the bag. And I said, you know 00:06:26.840 --> 00:06:30.560 bro, if you don't like your job, there's probably other jobs you can get. Your job 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:34.120 is literally to check stuff out and make sure the cigarettes are stocked and 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:39.880 put shit in bags. And then I left. Well, today I went back. Corke was there as 00:06:39.880 --> 00:06:45.760 usual. I walked in the door. He looked up at me visibly stiffened and then went 00:06:45.760 --> 00:06:49.880 back to doing a pissboard job at customer service. I ran through the building 00:06:49.880 --> 00:06:54.080 real quick out the few items I needed and then walked up and presented them 00:06:54.080 --> 00:07:00.040 politely if silently to Corke. Corke looked up at me with those fucking dead 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:06.720 might actually suck dick for rock eyes and slapped open a plastic bag. That's all 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:11.240 it took. I gestured to the hat on top of his head and I said deadpool had, huh? 00:07:11.240 --> 00:07:16.240 That checks out. He goes, what do you mean by that? I said, well, it's generally 00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:20.520 understood that only fucking losers wear deadpool gear, dude. His mouth just 00:07:20.520 --> 00:07:28.000 dropped open in shock. He goes, what? And I said, deadpool fans are 100% of 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:35.440 time losers. Just understand that you're wearing deadpool gear. It is advertising 00:07:35.440 --> 00:07:40.120 to everyone who comes in this store that they're being served by a fucking loser. 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:44.920 I'm letting him have it here. I'm really fucking given it to Corke because I 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:50.920 fucking hate Corke. I fucking hate Corke. I fucking hate him. I fucking hate 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:55.320 Corke. I hate Corke and everything he fucking stands for with his fucking 00:07:55.320 --> 00:08:00.800 pockmarked face and he's missing half of a fucking eyebrow probably from a fucking motorcycle 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:07.560 wreck. That fits the bill. Tattoo's on his fucking neck, gnarled ass goddamn fingers, 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:13.200 collapsed fucking veins, laxed asical fucking attitude. Look on his face like I should just 00:08:13.200 --> 00:08:19.400 be happy. He fucking showed up to work today. Fucking Corke. Sloppy, slavinely fucking 00:08:19.400 --> 00:08:25.120 dressed, disgusting fucking gut hanging over the top of his fucking beltless pants. 00:08:25.120 --> 00:08:32.720 Corke. Standard issue classic fucking pieces shit. Fuck Corke. I'm really letting him 00:08:32.720 --> 00:08:48.120 have it today. So anyway. I don't like Corke. So back to the story. I said that, you know, 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:53.160 bit about being a fucking loser if you were in Deadpool gear. And I said, now don't 00:08:53.160 --> 00:08:57.760 get me wrong, Corke. Any kind of stiffens. And you can tell he's wanting to interject 00:08:57.760 --> 00:09:01.800 that his name is not Corke. I can't stress that enough. I don't know if his fucking name 00:09:01.800 --> 00:09:06.280 is Corke or not, but in my mind, that's what I've named him. Corke. You know who he looks 00:09:06.280 --> 00:09:11.440 like? Pause the fuck, you know who he looks like? Pause the fucking story. Light bulb. 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:17.960 Corke looks like this guy. Just watch yourself. We want it, man. I have the desert and sun 00:09:17.960 --> 00:09:24.760 12 systems. Corke looks like this guy from Star Wars Episode 4 in the cantina scene. That 00:09:24.760 --> 00:09:30.800 is almost exactly what Corke looks like. That is Corke holy shit that may actually be Corke's 00:09:30.800 --> 00:09:36.160 dad. Anyway, just to put a vision in your mind, this guy from Star Wars Episode 4 in 00:09:36.160 --> 00:09:44.160 the cantina scene. Is the spitting image of Corke or I guess I should say that Corke 00:09:44.160 --> 00:09:51.480 is the spitting image of the guy from Star Wars. Okay, raining it back in here. I said 00:09:51.480 --> 00:09:56.240 all that shit about, you know, being a loser if you're wearing Deadpool gear. And then 00:09:56.240 --> 00:10:00.240 I called him Corke and he opened his mouth. I could tell he was opening his mouth to tell 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:04.120 me his real name. I don't want to fucking know your name, Corke. I'm perfectly happy 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:09.240 with thinking that your name is Corke in my fucking mind for the rest 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:12.440 rest of my life. Corke, I don't want you to get it fucked up. You're not a loser because 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:18.040 you wear Deadpool gear. No, taking off the Deadpool gear is not going to make you less 00:10:18.040 --> 00:10:23.760 of a loser. What I'm saying is that you're a loser, so of course you have some Deadpool 00:10:23.760 --> 00:10:28.720 gear. Okay, are we done here? And then I grab my shit and I walked out the door. Well 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:34.000 fast forward to me being in the parking lot and I am there putting anifries in my aging 00:10:34.400 --> 00:10:41.880 and not very mechanically sound pickup truck. And I hear an excuse me behind me. And I turn 00:10:41.880 --> 00:10:48.280 around and it's, uh, it's Corke and he's there with a trash bag. Could have just as easily 00:10:48.280 --> 00:10:54.560 been a shotgun. By the way, I don't want you to think that that was lost on me. He's 00:10:54.560 --> 00:11:01.120 there with a trash bag and he's getting ready to change the trash out by the gas pumps. 00:11:01.120 --> 00:11:05.760 And he goes, excuse me. I turn around and I was like, what's up man? He goes, I, I got 00:11:05.760 --> 00:11:11.760 to say I think, uh, I think you and I've gotten off on the wrong foot. I was like, oh shit. 00:11:11.760 --> 00:11:18.640 Okay. So I sit down my anifries and started to listen to Corke. He goes, I hate this fucking 00:11:18.640 --> 00:11:23.840 job. I hate it. He goes, but part of my deal with the government is I have to hold a job 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:30.520 down a specific job that they got me for a specific number of months until I'm free to pursue 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:36.120 my own profession. I'm a concrete worker by trade. That's what I do. I have to hold this 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:42.920 job for another six months and I know my attitudes bad. And a lot of times, uh, the time of 00:11:42.920 --> 00:11:47.640 day you come in. I've just had it with everyone and everything. And I'm in a really bad mood. 00:12:00.520 --> 00:12:04.920 I'm going to intimidate him a little bit. I thought about all the times that I didn't have to say 00:12:04.920 --> 00:12:09.960 the shitty thing to Corke but I did anyway. And then that got me thinking about how much I 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:16.040 fucking hate sassy fat white women. But when it comes to Corke, I do the fucking same thing that 00:12:16.040 --> 00:12:22.520 they do. I treated Corke like shit just because I had an idea built up in my mind of who he was. 00:12:23.400 --> 00:12:29.720 And I guess I thought I was better than him. That's not what I do. I'm not one of those people 00:12:29.720 --> 00:12:35.560 who just automatically assumes based on someone's appearance or demeanor in a moment in a snippet of 00:12:35.560 --> 00:12:41.800 time that I am better than that person and can therefore treat them like shit. I've always 00:12:41.800 --> 00:12:49.880 prided myself on being kind to everyone, whether they fucking deserve it or not. But for some 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:56.680 fucking reason, Corke didn't make the cut. And here he is standing in front of me pouring out his 00:12:56.680 --> 00:13:00.600 soul telling me all the shit that he's been through in his life and how the fucking cards are 00:13:00.600 --> 00:13:07.240 stacked against him. And yes, he was hooked on fucking meth for a while. And it. It took him go into prison 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:11.400 to fucking get clean and he's never going to go down that road again. And he's got a wife and a 00:13:11.400 --> 00:13:17.000 family. And he's really trying to turn his shit around. And he's really fucking pouring himself out 00:13:17.000 --> 00:13:22.840 in the parking lot of that gas station trying to find common ground with me. And I feel bad. 00:13:22.920 --> 00:13:29.400 Like I feel fucking bad legitimately feel like shit about the way that I have fucking talked 00:13:29.400 --> 00:13:38.040 down to and degraded Corke for the better part of two years. And maybe not quite two years, probably a 00:13:38.040 --> 00:13:43.560 year, the better part of a year. Every time I walk in that gas station from the first interaction 00:13:43.560 --> 00:13:50.280 with Corke where he slapped open the fucking plastic bag after rolling his eyes. Ever since then, 00:13:50.280 --> 00:13:56.280 I always have something fucked up to say to Corke. So he's standing there. And he's really just 00:13:56.280 --> 00:14:01.560 gushing like literally pouring out his fucking soul talking to me about his hopes and dreams. And 00:14:01.560 --> 00:14:07.480 what he wanted to do when he got off of this parole and how he was going to start his own contracting 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:12.840 firm and work concrete for all the big companies. And how he's got a group of guys that he thinks 00:14:12.840 --> 00:14:19.240 are going to come to work for him. And he's really moving in a positive direction. He hasn't had any 00:14:19.240 --> 00:14:26.040 desire to do methamphetamine in quite a while. He doesn't even drink anymore. The only thing 00:14:26.040 --> 00:14:30.600 that he allows himself for cigarettes and he smokes cigarettes. The cheapest he can find because 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:37.560 he has a family to provide for working at this gas station. And he feels like we got off on the 00:14:37.560 --> 00:14:45.080 wrong foot. And while he never said that I treated him unfairly, he did say that I'm one of the 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:53.880 meanest fucking people he's ever met. And he's sorry that he got on, got on my bad side in a moment 00:14:53.880 --> 00:15:01.480 of weakness. And I stood there and I took all that in. And I've never seen a grown-ass man really 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:09.880 pull out their fucking soul like that to somebody before. Like it was humbling. It was humbling. 00:15:10.840 --> 00:15:16.280 The emotions that were going through me, it was crazy. I mean the guys' eyes were 00:15:17.080 --> 00:15:22.920 welling up as he was talking to a perfect stranger about all the shit he'd been through in his life. 00:15:22.920 --> 00:15:29.160 And all the self-imposed shit that had happened to him in his life. And he was really pouring his 00:15:29.160 --> 00:15:35.000 fucking guts out right there on that asphalt fucking parking lot underneath the overhang for the gas pumps 00:15:35.160 --> 00:15:44.120 to the trash can that he was supposed to be changing. The emotions I was feeling, I was feeling shame and regret 00:15:44.760 --> 00:15:51.320 and chastising myself for being just like those fucking sassy fat white women who scream at fucking 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:58.880 grocery store clerks. Like I literally did the same thing as those fucking giant behemoth 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:37.760 I thought that you were being a pussy. But then as you kept on going, it was confirmed. Your vagina 00:16:37.760 --> 00:16:43.920 has left a snail trail all over this parking lot. You're probably gonna have to clean up. Then I got 00:16:43.920 --> 00:16:52.400 in my truck and went home. The moral of that story is don't be a bitch. Segment to. 00:16:52.800 --> 00:17:02.240 I use YouTube the way most guys use Walmart. You know if you're ever in a Walmart and you see a guy 00:17:02.240 --> 00:17:08.000 in there by himself and he's not being dragged around by some fucking broad, typically what you see 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:13.200 as a man on a mission, he is there for a specific fucking number of things. He goes and he gets those 00:17:13.200 --> 00:17:19.680 things and he gets the fuck out. I use YouTube in that exact same way. I'm there for a specific 00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:26.080 fucking reason. I get what I've came for and then I fucking bail. For example, the last time I was 00:17:26.080 --> 00:17:34.960 on YouTube, I was looking at oil pan gasket replacement process for my 1994 F-150. As it turns out, 00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:39.920 step number one is remove a motor mount. Okay, well, I'm out on that. I'm gonna send that to the 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:48.400 fucking pros. But that is the example that I use for the way I consume and the way I utilize a 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:57.120 resource like YouTube. So I'm not really sure how the fuck I ended up finding affirmations. But I did. 00:17:57.120 --> 00:18:03.520 Do you know what affirmations are? Listen to this shit. This blows my mind. If you go to YouTube and 00:18:03.520 --> 00:18:12.000 you punch in affirmations, you are going to be bombarded with videos of people talking over the 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:16.800 top of soothing music much like I'm doing here, except they're not saying hateful shit or they're 00:18:16.800 --> 00:18:23.200 not just fucking chatting you up. What they're doing is they're giving you hour long sessions of 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:29.920 confidence boosting shit. It absolutely blew my mind. Like who would consume this horse shit. 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:36.880 But apparently people do to the tune of 25 to 30 million views on some of these fucking videos. 00:18:36.880 --> 00:18:45.680 Now I did the math based on easily Googleable information as to how much revenue a run of the 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:53.040 mill affirmation video is going to generate from YouTube ads or views or I don't understand exactly 00:18:53.040 --> 00:19:02.000 how it works. But based on ad revenue algorithms or some shit, a YouTube video with 10 million views 00:19:02.080 --> 00:19:10.400 will have earned anywhere between 25 and 53,000 fucking dollars over the course of its run on 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:19.230 on the platform. I mean, that's that's serious money. And some of these people on there's just one 00:19:19.230 --> 00:19:22.910 lady in particular and I'm not going to fucking look it up because I don't care that much. But there's 00:19:22.910 --> 00:19:30.590 this one lady in particular who has a series of these affirmation type videos. I think her biggest 00:19:30.590 --> 00:19:37.470 video is 27 million views. The smallest video of hers that I saw had like 8 million views. 00:19:38.670 --> 00:19:44.750 Jesus fuck that's a full-time job. That's a full-time job making comfortable fucking money. 00:19:45.310 --> 00:19:52.030 So I thought to myself, I can do this. I don't have an absolutely unpleasant voice. I can 00:19:52.030 --> 00:19:58.430 fucking sit down and say really nice positive shit to people for 20, 30 minutes at a time. 00:19:58.910 --> 00:20:04.990 That's why I'm fucking totally going to do it. So that's exactly what I'm going to do here today 00:20:04.990 --> 00:20:11.070 because if you have people sitting out there because if there are people financing their 00:20:11.070 --> 00:20:17.390 fucking lifestyle with videos telling suckers and fucking losers how powerful they are, 00:20:17.390 --> 00:20:23.950 why can't I be one of those assholes? Lorenzo's affirmations. And then when I get done with this, 00:20:23.950 --> 00:20:29.150 so I'm going to do this bit for the podcast and then I'm going to take the fucking audio of 00:20:29.150 --> 00:20:33.550 the affirmation and I'm literally going to make a YouTube video and put it on YouTube. 00:20:34.190 --> 00:20:40.270 That's what's going to happen. Lorenzo reads affirmations. I think is what it'll be called. 00:20:41.710 --> 00:20:48.270 Okay, let's give this a shot. Positivity positivity positivity. Wait a minute, is this third person 00:20:48.270 --> 00:20:53.550 or first person? Am I doing this video like I'm saying this shit to me or am I doing this video 00:20:53.550 --> 00:21:00.830 like I'm talking about you fucking hell. Okay, hang on. See, this is what I'm talking about. 00:21:00.830 --> 00:21:04.510 Why the fuck am I not more organized? I knew I was going to fucking do this bit today. 00:21:05.230 --> 00:21:11.870 Why don't I have all my shit in one sock? See, affirmations. Here we go. 00:21:12.830 --> 00:21:24.400 I am excited to start this day. Motivated and ready to achieve my goals. 00:21:25.360 --> 00:21:32.720 Okay, so that's it. So it's first person. It's I will be saying the affirmation and then 00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:41.200 pausing, trusting that you will then say the affirmation after after me this fucking self-help 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:41.240 will be shit 00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:46.240 Okay, let's fucking do it. Positivity positivity positivity positivity 00:21:46.320 --> 00:21:59.420 you're not fucking I had to get off my chest. Okay, now let's 00:22:00.460 --> 00:22:12.610 you know, let's get serious. Good morning, cut. Oh, fuck, I can't stop being an asshole. 00:22:13.410 --> 00:22:19.010 Okay, positivity being serious. This is not a fucking joke. Here we go. 00:22:20.290 --> 00:22:28.130 Lorenzo Lorenzo's affirmations take two. I have a giant meaty shlong. 00:22:31.500 --> 00:22:33.660 Okay, okay, okay, so 00:22:37.900 --> 00:22:41.500 fuck, I need to listen to more than that for me. She's because I'm sitting here. 00:22:41.580 --> 00:22:47.820 It all I can think of are is is fucking ridiculous shit. Okay, now stop fucking around. 00:22:47.820 --> 00:22:50.220 We're gonna do we're gonna do this for real now. 00:23:43.060 --> 00:23:49.460 Or the negativity that I feel within myself. So what if I live in my mom's basement? 00:23:50.420 --> 00:24:01.140 I can be anything I want to be. So what if I have four ingrown toenails? I can run that marathon. 00:24:02.420 --> 00:24:09.460 It doesn't matter. That's what I'm trying to 00:24:09.460 --> 00:24:16.740 but my own vision. The vision that I have for myself and of myself. 00:24:18.340 --> 00:24:23.860 It doesn't matter that everyone in the community knows that I pick my nose and eat it while driving. 00:24:24.980 --> 00:24:30.100 It doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is how I feel about myself. 00:24:31.780 --> 00:24:38.340 And I'm powerful. God damn it. I'm one of the realest mother fuckers around. 00:24:40.980 --> 00:24:43.780 So what if my ass smells like sour milk? 00:24:45.140 --> 00:24:54.940 The vision that I have for my future is clear. So what if babies cry when they see my grotesque form 00:24:55.580 --> 00:25:02.140 and my giant sausage fingers reaching towards them to give them a kuchi kuchi kuchi. 00:25:03.740 --> 00:25:10.540 I know that I will have a family of my own someday and my children will not cry 00:25:45.340 --> 00:25:55.260 and have the ability and the motivation and the drive and the talent to become a real estate magnate if I so choose. 00:25:56.140 --> 00:26:00.460 So what if I've been unemployed since the last blockbuster closed down? 00:26:01.420 --> 00:26:07.340 I know that I am employable regardless of how many fucking tattoos I have on my neck. 00:26:09.970 --> 00:26:17.200 So what if I've never gotten pussy for free? I know that I could attract any woman I want 00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:25.200 with my sheer personal magnetism. I know that because I am fucking powerful. 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:38.690 So what if I shart weakly? So what if I'm incontinent? So what if I have a gland issue that makes me smell like salami? 00:26:40.370 --> 00:26:45.970 The people who don't like me weren't worth my time anyway because I'm powerful. 00:26:46.930 --> 00:26:48.690 Mom says I'm a catch. 00:26:50.130 --> 00:26:55.090 So what if I don't make it to the bathroom on time? I keep trying, don't I? 00:26:56.050 --> 00:27:01.650 Don't I wake up in the night and keep trying? I'm a modern success story. 00:27:03.570 --> 00:27:08.610 As long as I quit drinking Kool-Aid by 8 p.m. I won't pee the bed 00:27:09.170 --> 00:27:18.260 and one day I'll never pee the bed again because I am fucking powerful. 00:27:20.100 --> 00:27:29.620 I'm the real deal. You're talking to the Rolex, Warren, diamond ring, Warren, 00:27:30.740 --> 00:27:41.620 jet, flying, kiss, stealing, wheeling, dealing, son of a gun. And I'm having a hard time. 00:27:42.500 --> 00:27:49.100 Keeping these alligators down. All the women want to come ride space mountain, 00:27:50.140 --> 00:27:57.980 including that fat one right there. Because I kiss all the girls and make them all cry. 00:27:59.740 --> 00:28:10.860 I'm so fucking powerful. I'm so fucking needed. I am enough. I am not too much. I can be 00:28:10.860 --> 00:28:21.980 anything I want to be. I have the ability to rise to new heights previously unknown by humanity. 00:28:24.060 --> 00:28:31.740 So what if I have boils on my back? None of that matters. What matters is my vision, 00:28:32.540 --> 00:28:39.500 my sense of power, my sense of well-being, and my confidence in knowing where I'm going, 00:28:40.060 --> 00:28:46.220 and how I'm going to get there. Even though I don't know how I'm going to get there. 00:28:47.100 --> 00:28:54.700 I've been working at a gas station and recently got fired because they accused me of stealing beef 00:28:54.700 --> 00:29:02.620 jerky. So what if all I care about is Pokemon right now? So what if I've been known to 00:29:02.620 --> 00:29:09.390 sucked it behind the little seasors to get the pizza they're going to throw away? A man's got a 00:29:09.390 --> 00:29:17.630 fucking eat, but it's not always going to be this way. I know that because I have confidence in 00:29:17.630 --> 00:29:29.470 myself and my own abilities. I'm going to be somebody. There's nothing I cannot do except manual 00:29:29.470 --> 00:29:37.870 labor. I can't do manual labor. Oh, and I can't work more than six hours a day. That's just too much. 00:29:37.870 --> 00:29:45.710 Oh, and I can't really walk that far. Oh, and I can't stand to have lunch that isn't spaghetti 00:29:45.710 --> 00:29:53.710 os. Oh, and I can only work between the hours of noon and 6 p.m. Because I'm really not trying to 00:29:53.710 --> 00:30:01.390 wake up early. And if I work too late in the day, I'll miss all my programs. Oh, and I can't work 00:30:01.390 --> 00:30:08.270 Saturdays because that's when I play Fortnite with all my online friends. Oh, and I can't work Sunday 00:30:08.270 --> 00:30:14.510 because I have church. I don't I don't really go, but I have it. And I remember the Sabbath day to 00:30:14.510 --> 00:30:20.830 keep it holy. That's one of the commandments. But I can I can I can I can do anything that I want to 00:30:20.830 --> 00:30:27.630 do and I can be successful. There's no limit to my potential. And there's no heights that I can't 00:30:27.630 --> 00:30:35.470 rise to if I'm only given an opportunity to show exactly what I can do. Like I can have one of those 00:30:35.470 --> 00:30:42.910 office jobs. I can have one of those jobs where you sit around and think. Except I have to have at 00:30:42.910 --> 00:30:49.790 least 45 45 minutes during a work day to kind of decompress. I want I don't like it when people tell 00:30:49.790 --> 00:30:55.470 me what to do. I can't I can't function in that environment. But if you need a captain of industry, 00:30:55.470 --> 00:31:03.630 I'm your guy. I have the ability, the wherewithal and and dare I say it the moxie. I have the moxie 00:31:03.710 --> 00:31:10.270 to be a captain of industry. As long as you don't ever tell me what to do, I can't I just I just can't 00:31:10.270 --> 00:31:15.710 I can't deal with that. I can't deal with it. And I shouldn't have to I shouldn't have to deal with it 00:31:15.710 --> 00:31:23.790 because I'm fucking powerful. Okay. I'm powerful. And I am a fucking winner. I'm a winner. 00:31:24.350 --> 00:31:29.470 Mom says I'm a catch. I'm I'm going to say it again. Mom says I'm a fucking catch. 00:31:29.630 --> 00:31:40.590 She knows my mom knows. My fourth dad believed in me too. Okay. The fifth one not so much. The sixth 00:31:40.590 --> 00:31:46.750 when we're still the jury still fucking out on that. But my the fourth one thought I was I was just 00:31:46.750 --> 00:31:57.230 as powerful as anyone else. And he believed in me too. His name was Eric. And if an Eric knows Eric 00:31:57.230 --> 00:32:04.270 knows people. He knows people inside and out. He's been the most successful tech at the fucking 00:32:04.270 --> 00:32:14.830 jiffy Loube for 15 years. Eric knows. So I'm powerful. And I'm I'm I can I can do anything 00:32:15.710 --> 00:32:22.030 except don't ask me to check email. I don't know what it is. Email fucking confuses me. If you 00:32:22.030 --> 00:32:29.390 need me, it call me or shoot me a text. And I will be powerful as fuck on the text or on phone calls. 00:32:30.030 --> 00:32:35.790 But emails I just I can't ever find emails when people send them to me. I don't it's the way that 00:32:35.790 --> 00:32:42.190 they get that they get categorized and stacked. I can't fucking figure it out. But if I really wanted 00:32:42.190 --> 00:32:47.470 to I could fucking figure it out. Don't get that fucked up. I could figure out email if I needed to 00:32:47.470 --> 00:32:58.080 because I'm fucking smart. Make this part of your every day, either in the morning for 20 minutes a 00:32:58.080 --> 00:33:06.160 day. Or listen to me when you go to sleep. And I will give you all the affirmation you can handle 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:17.090 and all the affirmation you need to grow into the person that you can be. Boing me again soon. 00:33:17.170 --> 00:33:26.610 For more Lorenzo reads affirmations. And there we go. I finally got through it. 00:33:27.570 --> 00:33:35.250 Lorenzo's affirmations. Be looking for it to pop up on YouTube. I'm gonna slap some fucking video 00:33:35.250 --> 00:33:42.450 on it and post it to YouTube just as soon as I can. And I will be anxiously awaiting all of that 00:33:42.450 --> 00:33:48.770 fucking ad revenue to start rolling in. Anyway, do a brother of favor head over to fucking YouTube and 00:33:48.770 --> 00:33:54.850 look at my affirmation video Lorenzo reads affirmations. Put it on repeat or some shit like that. 00:33:54.850 --> 00:33:59.970 My truck's 31 years old. Well, that's just about gonna do it for this episode. Of Miss 00:33:59.970 --> 00:34:06.690 and Throat Radio 2.0. Thanks for your listening. Tell a friend. Leave a review. I hear that they're 00:34:06.690 --> 00:34:13.410 important. Alright, well, until next time.