WEBVTT 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:08.240 And here we are again another reloaded episode. I haven't been doing these often enough for long enough for me to expect you to know 00:00:08.540 --> 00:00:12.920 Just right off the rip what a fucking reloaded episode is so I'm gonna give you a brief 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:19.780 Explanation I don't labor over my fucking episodes. I do the best that I can do producing it 00:00:19.780 --> 00:00:27.500 I put it out and then I basically fucking might drop and move on to the next episode however. I do give each one 00:00:27.900 --> 00:00:29.900 One quality assurance listen 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:37.060 To make sure that it translated to the hosting service and it's being distributed to all of the individual apps 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:41.180 That people get their fucking podcasts on for my quality assurance listen 00:00:41.180 --> 00:00:47.740 I used to use Apple podcasts, but I've since switched over to audible just because I'm a fucking nerd and I really think 00:00:47.740 --> 00:00:51.580 Hearing my voice on audible one of my favorite apps of all time is the coolest thing ever 00:00:51.580 --> 00:00:57.340 Anyway, in that quality assurance listen if I notice something that I don't like and I just can't fucking get past 00:00:57.340 --> 00:01:05.300 I reserve the right to do what I call a reloaded episode where I jump on here real quick tell you what I noticed 00:01:05.300 --> 00:01:12.620 Tell you what I did wrong and then fix it in the case of episode 11 the first bit wasn't too bad 00:01:12.620 --> 00:01:20.220 It was me telling a very true very real story about the fucking Mary go round of doom and Billy Vandecamp and what a fucking red-headed 00:01:20.220 --> 00:01:26.520 Embryd Coxucker he is however the second bit and I started the bit being honest with you telling you I was fucking you over 00:01:27.080 --> 00:01:29.880 But I couldn't just leave it at that what I should have done 00:01:29.880 --> 00:01:31.980 Well, you're gonna hear what I should have done 00:01:31.980 --> 00:01:36.660 But what I did do was jump on tell you I was fucking you over by only giving you one bit 00:01:36.660 --> 00:01:40.980 Blaming it on the fucking microphone and then going into an extraordinarily 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:47.220 Long-winded fucking rant not even a rant a long-winded fucking boring 00:01:47.760 --> 00:01:50.920 Explanation as to why I've switched from sure 00:01:51.440 --> 00:01:54.400 microphones to road microphones like you give a fuck 00:01:54.880 --> 00:01:57.840 Like anybody gives a fuck you know what I mean 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:02.080 So when I was doing the quality assurance listen on audible I 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:08.120 Got through the first bit and I was like, okay, well, I mean it was a true story and had a couple of humorous moments 00:02:08.120 --> 00:02:12.960 It sounded good. It was produced. Well, okay, great moving on to the second bit then the second bit started 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.000 I was like oh fuck oh my 00:02:15.640 --> 00:02:20.280 Listen to what I fucking did and I really tried to get past it 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:22.880 I tried to fucking mic drop and then just move on and we're gonna 00:02:22.880 --> 00:02:27.040 We're gonna start looking forward to the season finale of missing through a 00:02:27.040 --> 00:02:31.040 Radio and I'm just gonna fucking jettison episode 11 from my mind 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:34.120 But it wouldn't go away 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:42.400 It's fucking hung out in my fucking head and I've been rolling 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:47.800 And I'm rolling it and rolling it and extrapolating and fucking asking myself why the fuck I put out that fucking shit bit 00:02:48.060 --> 00:02:50.160 When I could have done something so much better 00:02:51.160 --> 00:02:53.160 So here we are 00:02:53.160 --> 00:03:00.420 Episode 11 reloaded this what you're getting ready to hear is what I should have done for the second bit of 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:05.160 Episode 11 but I didn't because at my fucking core 00:03:05.640 --> 00:03:12.040 At my core in my bones written into my fucking DNA. I'm a cunt 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:15.040 All right, cue the intro 00:03:15.040 --> 00:03:19.940 The following is a European cannon production in the ancient land 00:03:20.160 --> 00:03:22.160 Valmira that lived a man 00:03:22.480 --> 00:03:29.840 Lorenzo is what he was called in those days the bastard of Valmira the butcher he killed at will 00:03:30.540 --> 00:03:31.700 Indiscriminate 00:03:31.700 --> 00:03:40.740 slaughtering both beasts and men with his large meaty cock a vain covered blunt instrument of destruction and staggering beauty 00:03:40.740 --> 00:03:44.060 He called Wamba the rod of the underworld 00:03:45.100 --> 00:03:47.100 Motherfucker to miss intro radio 00:03:50.790 --> 00:03:52.790 Episode 11 00:03:52.790 --> 00:03:57.010 Reloaded. I got a new microphone 00:03:57.730 --> 00:04:04.830 Right it's the road NT us be legendary fucking studio mic of the road NT legendary 00:04:05.330 --> 00:04:12.130 Studio mic they produced a usb version because they thought hey, you know a lot of people a lot of cheap fucks a lot of people who aren't trying to have 00:04:12.130 --> 00:04:15.930 Racks full of fucking equipment are now using usb 00:04:16.530 --> 00:04:23.250 microphones so they need to be good road put out the road into usb and at their suggestion 00:04:23.250 --> 00:04:26.610 I bought it. I'm not being compensated for this in any way 00:04:27.010 --> 00:04:32.610 Incidentally, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take this road into us be on a shakedown cruise air quotes 00:04:32.610 --> 00:04:39.250 If you're ever in the fucking Navy, you know exactly what a shakedown cruise is you take your ship out a dry dock or out of the shipyards 00:04:39.250 --> 00:04:45.290 You go directly to fucking see and you do your best to break it to see if there repairs that you made are gonna hold 00:04:45.410 --> 00:04:50.410 So using the term shakedown cruise in regards to this microphone is I have improved 00:04:50.410 --> 00:04:54.290 I think my equipment set up so I'm going to take it out to fucking see here 00:04:54.290 --> 00:04:57.930 And I'm gonna try to break it see if it's gonna be able to do what I needed to do 00:04:57.930 --> 00:05:02.530 I'm gonna do a bunch of the shit that I normally do and I figured on the shakedown cruise 00:05:02.530 --> 00:05:04.370 I would just fucking take you along with me 00:05:04.370 --> 00:05:10.050 Let's go ahead and do some of the stuff that I do and see how well the road NT usb 00:05:10.450 --> 00:05:16.090 Handles it here we go. Let's see how it sounds when I clap my balls in between two dictionaries 00:05:21.820 --> 00:05:25.540 Let's see how it sounds when I go down to the hospital and pull a shift as a doctor 00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:28.180 This patient has the word of a 00:05:28.180 --> 00:05:34.180 No bifida I've ever seen a no bifida. Oh my gosh doctor. That sounds terrible. What do we do? 00:05:34.420 --> 00:05:39.980 Go to my office and get my bowling pin and jar of chrisco jar of chrisco. What the fuck? What do you mean? 00:05:40.140 --> 00:05:45.260 That doesn't sound like a real medical treatment. Well sir, that's good because I'm not actually a doctor 00:05:45.260 --> 00:05:50.340 You're not a fucking doctor. Now here you are doctor. Here's your rolling pin and chrisco 00:05:50.340 --> 00:05:57.100 Take a whole handful of chrisco and lube up that bowling pin nurse Johnson nurse. He's not a real doctor 00:05:57.100 --> 00:06:02.500 He's not a real doctor. Excuse me, sir. I think I know a doctor when I see one look at his mustache 00:06:02.700 --> 00:06:07.820 That's right. Fucko. I'm a real doctor. Ain't no bifida though. Is it terminal? 00:06:07.980 --> 00:06:14.860 Not if we give him the proper treatment immediately get him in the stirrups. He's not a doctor. He's not a fucking doctor 00:06:15.580 --> 00:06:21.100 Positioning the bowling pin now. No, I'm not a fucking sleep yet. I'm not asleep. You haven't even done anesthesia 00:06:21.500 --> 00:06:27.020 He's right doctor. We haven't even done anesthesia. No need for anesthetic nurse Johnson trust me 00:06:27.020 --> 00:06:29.580 I know what I'm doing and here we go 00:06:35.880 --> 00:06:39.560 I can't believe the whole thing fit doctor. Oh, he's trust your doctor 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:44.040 Now leave that bowling pin in his ass for the next three to four business days 00:06:44.360 --> 00:06:49.560 He should be right as rain or when I do drive and South Chicago and blame it on the blacks 00:06:50.520 --> 00:07:02.890 or when I kick toddlers into the deep end of the swimming pool 00:07:04.170 --> 00:07:07.480 Get in there. He's a little fuck 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:09.480 He wants out. Welcome to the pool bitch 00:07:11.080 --> 00:07:14.200 Oh when I put gold bond medicated powder on my asshole 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:25.880 It's like a gentle fucking Arctic breeze or when I reenact my favorite porno 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:30.280 Donk a dick grandpa fucking services the farm yard volume four 00:07:31.400 --> 00:07:36.120 Shit you fucking feeling that shit. Yeah, fucking love that shit. You're not even struggling anymore. Yeah 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:39.960 You like all you gotta handful your fucking wall gotta handful your fucking wall 00:07:40.760 --> 00:07:44.680 Or when I go to the zoo and give a bunch of dildos to the chimpanzees 00:08:20.510 --> 00:08:22.670 I threw at my fucking digestive system sounds like 00:08:28.220 --> 00:08:31.740 Or when I call up the local school and act like a racist grandmother 00:08:38.520 --> 00:08:41.480 Yes, I was wanting to stop by and pick up my grandson 00:08:42.040 --> 00:08:50.320 Okay, your grandson first of all I'm gonna 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:54.120 I just found out that the school he's enrolled into is just overrun with the fucking dockies 00:08:54.520 --> 00:08:58.360 And I can't have that there's a guy that there's a little white school down the road 00:08:58.680 --> 00:09:00.920 So I want to check him out and take him down there 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:06.520 I can't have my grandson hanging around a bunch of jockeys. He's gonna stop wearing a belt 00:09:06.840 --> 00:09:10.280 He's gonna start letting his pants hang down below his ass 00:09:10.520 --> 00:09:14.040 He's gonna start listening to that bugger chuck and jive music 00:09:14.280 --> 00:09:20.200 This is a Lawrence Welk household where respectable people well thought of in the community 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:21.040 The day i 00:09:21.040 --> 00:09:24.580 And when I'm able to locate a dungeon and dragons game and decide to to pay a 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:26.580 With 00:10:31.610 --> 00:10:34.370 I don't think it's possible. 00:10:34.370 --> 00:10:35.890 I just think it's possible. 00:11:01.610 --> 00:11:02.610 It's okay. 00:11:02.610 --> 00:11:06.570 We should be able to poke fun at ourselves and each other. 00:11:06.570 --> 00:11:07.570 But anyway. 00:11:07.570 --> 00:11:11.850 Thank you for joining me for Episode 11 reloaded. 00:11:11.850 --> 00:11:13.850 Hopefully I don't have to do a lot of these. 00:11:13.850 --> 00:11:16.610 This is the second one I've done in fucking season 1. 00:11:16.610 --> 00:11:21.370 So it's not trending well for me to be able to just fucking one off an episode and keep 00:11:21.370 --> 00:11:22.610 it moving. 00:11:22.610 --> 00:11:30.250 But I feel like it's more honest TDO a reloaded episode and FIX what I fucked up and be extremely 00:11:30.250 --> 00:11:37.330 open about what I didn't like rather than actually just yank Episode 11 down, recreate the 00:11:37.330 --> 00:11:42.490 bit that I don't like and then-put it back up like it was never sucked. 00:11:42.490 --> 00:11:43.490 You know what I mean? 00:11:43.490 --> 00:11:48.150 I would rather have the original suck fest be up there, acknowledge that it sucked and 00:11:48.150 --> 00:11:49.290 then fix it. 00:11:49.290 --> 00:11:51.090 Or at least try to fix it. 00:11:51.090 --> 00:11:52.450 Hopefully I did that here. 00:11:52.450 --> 00:11:57.890 Thank you for joining me again on Missing Throw Bradyo for this reloaded edition of Episode 00:11:57.890 --> 00:11:59.390 11. 00:11:59.390 --> 00:12:00.390 Until next time.