WEBVTT 00:00:00.780 --> 00:00:06.940 Happy New Year and welcome to season two episode five of Missing Throat Radio. 00:00:06.940 --> 00:00:12.220 I've been gone. I don't know if you noticed. But the time around the holidays in my professional 00:00:12.220 --> 00:00:18.060 life is really, really fucking intense and then add to that the fucking holidays, the pressure 00:00:18.060 --> 00:00:22.460 that goes with those and the personal life commitments. I just didn't have time to sit down 00:00:22.460 --> 00:00:29.260 and knock out an episode of Missing Throat Radio. I do apologize, but I'm back now. Let's get into this. 00:00:29.260 --> 00:00:35.180 Missing Throat Radio. Pissie piss mongering fucking piss pot of the damned. 00:00:35.180 --> 00:00:39.940 Missing Throat Radio. International cream corn fuck 00:00:39.940 --> 00:00:43.400 headdery. Missing Throat Radio. Simply a dirty 00:00:43.400 --> 00:00:50.540 juice. Missing Throat Radio. And as the young man knew full well, chicken fried steak couldn't 00:00:50.540 --> 00:00:53.460 fuck back. All it could do was be delicious. 00:00:53.460 --> 00:01:11.380 Missing Throat Radio starts now. Why do they make everything so fucking gay? Allow me to explain. 00:01:11.380 --> 00:01:17.060 During my two month long forced hiatus, I found myself at a fucking 00:01:17.060 --> 00:01:23.220 hebachi restaurant, not one of my favorite places to go. But I found myself there anyway. 00:01:23.220 --> 00:01:29.860 If you've never been to a hebachi restaurant or you're from one of the few areas of the country 00:01:29.860 --> 00:01:37.060 that just don't have one, allow me to fucking explain. You're ushered to a table. You take your seat. 00:01:37.060 --> 00:01:44.020 You are at the table with seven to eight people that you don't know all arrayed around the outside 00:01:44.020 --> 00:01:50.500 of a gigantic goddamn flat grill. The server walks up and takes your order. Then gets your sushi order 00:01:50.500 --> 00:01:55.620 if you're brave enough to order some of that shit. And then you order your main course. 00:01:55.620 --> 00:02:01.700 The main course you only have very few options to choose from. Steak, chicken, shrimp, 00:02:01.700 --> 00:02:07.620 sometimes scallops sometimes lobster and any combination therein. 00:02:07.620 --> 00:02:13.380 On this particular day, I decided I wanted the steak and shrimp. Then what typically happens is 00:02:13.380 --> 00:02:18.580 you wait for a while and some little fucking Asian dude rolls up with a steel cart with a whole bunch 00:02:18.740 --> 00:02:25.060 of shit on it and prepares your meal right in front of you. Set in fucking onions on fire and 00:02:25.060 --> 00:02:30.500 flipping noodles all over the place, throwing shrimp across the restaurant. It's meant to be dinner 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:36.580 and a show which in and of itself is a little gay. No little Asian chef you're not going to 00:02:36.580 --> 00:02:43.780 fucking flip shrimp into my mouth. I am a goddamn godfaring straight American man. No fucking man 00:02:43.780 --> 00:02:49.060 is going to. It's going to be flipping food into my mouth. Understand what I'm saying here? 00:02:49.060 --> 00:02:53.940 It's just not going to happen. If that makes me a homo-thobbed and so fucking be it, I don't care. 00:02:53.940 --> 00:03:03.700 If it makes me intolerant, so be it. I don't care. 00:03:04.340 --> 00:03:08.980 And after the fucking dude is flipping shit and throwing stuff and making idiotic jokes that you 00:03:08.980 --> 00:03:13.700 can barely understand over the fucking sizzle of the grill and his shit fucking accent, 00:03:13.700 --> 00:03:18.900 he eventually gets around to serving you your main course. Now it's not just steak and shrimp. 00:03:18.900 --> 00:03:23.940 No, you get your steak and shrimp, you get some noodles, you get some fried rice, you get some 00:03:23.940 --> 00:03:30.580 grilled vegetables, the food is actually actually good. But here's the part that I have a problem with. 00:03:30.580 --> 00:03:37.140 They have a fucking sauce that is orange-ish pink and it's absolutely fucking delicious 00:03:40.580 --> 00:03:40.820 and they give you a little cup. They give you a little cup of that shit and they give you a 00:03:40.820 --> 00:03:47.220 little cup of this ginger sauce. The ginger sauce I don't have a problem with, I don't particularly love, but I use 00:03:47.220 --> 00:03:53.540 sparingly. The other sauce however, I could fucking drink it. It's absolutely amazing. It's amazing 00:03:53.540 --> 00:03:57.860 in every way. I like to mix it into my my fucking rice of my. I like to put it on my noodles. I like to 00:03:57.860 --> 00:04:03.860 smother everything on the fucking plate in this sauce so naturally one little cup is not going to be 00:04:03.860 --> 00:04:11.220 enough for me, but in order to get more of it, they always make you use its name. The name of this 00:04:11.220 --> 00:04:17.460 delicious little sauce is the fucking problem. I don't want to say the name, I don't want to have to 00:04:17.460 --> 00:04:24.020 say the ridiculous fucking name that the Asians gave one of the most delicious sauces I've ever had in 00:04:24.020 --> 00:04:29.940 my life. So I end up pointing to it to it and saying can I get another cup of that and he goes what, 00:04:30.340 --> 00:04:33.940 and I was like another cup of that sauce right there and he's like what are you talking about? 00:04:33.940 --> 00:04:40.020 Which sauce? And I say that sauce right there and he goes what's it called? And I just let loose 00:04:40.020 --> 00:04:53.220 an exasperated sigh. Yum yum sauce. Can I get some more of the yum yum sauce? Of course you have all 00:04:53.220 --> 00:04:59.780 the yum yum sauce you want. And then he happily pours another fucking cup full of the yum yum sauce 00:04:59.780 --> 00:05:06.100 and fucking drops it next to my plate while I'm hanging my head in shame. It's not a fucking word 00:05:06.100 --> 00:05:12.020 I want to say. I don't want to fucking say yum yum sauce in order to get it and this is my problem 00:05:12.020 --> 00:05:17.780 with the Asian people in general. Why do they have to make everything? So fucking gay. 00:05:17.780 --> 00:05:22.820 They do that shit on purpose. I'm convinced that it's all fucking done on purpose and then they go 00:05:22.820 --> 00:05:27.620 back to their little fucking Asian homes and sit around and snicker about all the fucking stupid 00:05:27.620 --> 00:05:31.860 Americans who said they're dumb ass goddamn names that they gave to shit all day long. 00:05:32.580 --> 00:05:38.980 Nobody honestly and sincerely names something yum yum sauce. You see what I'm saying? It has to 00:05:38.980 --> 00:05:44.980 be a fucking joke. Of course it's a fucking joke. How can it not be a fucking joke? An hour 00:05:44.980 --> 00:05:53.220 expense but we're so fucking stupid that we just goddamn say it. We've just embraced the fact 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:58.980 that the Asians use stupid fucking words. And we've accepted it and we've not looked for the 00:05:58.980 --> 00:06:06.500 fucking joke but it's a fucking joke. At our expense I guarantee it there's no one sincerely naming 00:06:06.500 --> 00:06:12.980 something yum yum sauce. It's just not fucking happening. If you could somehow catch a group of 00:06:12.980 --> 00:06:19.060 Asians with their fucking guards down and you ask for some of that fucking orange sauce and you 00:06:19.060 --> 00:06:25.220 call it yum yum sauce they're gonna fucking laugh at you. Of course they are. Why do they make stuff so 00:06:25.220 --> 00:06:31.940 fucking gay and it's not just the yum yum sauce. They name shit gay stuff all the fucking time. 00:06:32.580 --> 00:06:41.620 Boba T chicken fucking delight. Nothing is fucking named chicken delight. Nobody names a dish chicken 00:06:41.620 --> 00:06:47.060 delight with any degree of sincerity. It's a fucking joke that they're playing on you and they're 00:06:47.060 --> 00:06:52.820 playing it on me. Yeah I've got a problem with Asians. I really do because they're not sincere. 00:06:52.820 --> 00:06:57.620 That's the thing. That's what that's where I'm coming from. If you could convince me that they're 00:06:57.620 --> 00:07:03.300 actually naming shit yum yum sauce with a degree of sincerity without having their fucking tongues 00:07:03.300 --> 00:07:10.580 firmly implanted into their fucking cheeks then I would probably not cringe every time I read, say, 00:07:10.580 --> 00:07:17.460 and or hear the words yum yum sauce. But as it is at this point in misentrobredeo you know me. 00:07:17.460 --> 00:07:23.860 You know that I fucking grab onto things and I place way too much meaning into things and I look 00:07:23.860 --> 00:07:24.100 for threads to pull and then I pull those fucking threads and you're never gonna 00:07:24.100 --> 00:07:34.420 gonna convince me. You're never gonna convince me that they are not sitting around. Shane's smoking 00:07:34.420 --> 00:07:40.260 with their fucking legs crossed in the back somewhere with no shoes on. Laughing at how many people 00:07:40.260 --> 00:07:47.060 they made say yum yum sauce that day. I'll never be convinced. Why do Asians make shit so fucking 00:07:47.060 --> 00:07:54.500 gay because they want to laugh at us? That's exactly what it is. Stop playing their game. If you stop 00:07:54.500 --> 00:07:59.460 playing their fucking game I can stop playing their game. That's the fucking thing. That motherfucker 00:07:59.460 --> 00:08:05.940 knew exactly what I was pointing at. When I was pointing at that little cup of orange shit he knew exactly 00:08:05.940 --> 00:08:11.620 what I wanted. I wanted some more of that fucking orangeish pink sauce but he made me say the word. 00:08:11.620 --> 00:08:18.500 Why? Because you say the fucking word. If you call it yum yum sauce and your mom calls it yum yum sauce 00:08:18.500 --> 00:08:24.020 and your girlfriend calls it yum yum sauce and your fucking brother calls it yum yum sauce and you do 00:08:24.020 --> 00:08:29.780 it with your chin held high and your shoulders fucking back with no degree of shame because you don't 00:08:29.780 --> 00:08:35.860 realize you're being mocked when someone like me comes along who understands I'm being mocked 00:08:35.860 --> 00:08:42.340 and I refuse to call it fucking yum yum sauce and I just point at it and ask for more of that orange 00:08:42.340 --> 00:08:48.660 shit. I don't have a fucking leg to stand on when he plays dumb. Do you see what I'm saying here? 00:08:49.300 --> 00:08:55.380 The fact that you fucking buy into it is the reason that I have to fucking say yum yum sauce in public. 00:08:55.940 --> 00:09:02.820 I'm a grown-ass goddamn American man. I should never have to fucking use any variant of the word 00:09:02.820 --> 00:09:11.540 yummy. Okay? Yum yum sauce is as bad as yummy except it's fucking more acceptable because Asians 00:09:11.540 --> 00:09:16.900 fucking put it out there into the world. If you're a fucking grown-ass man with a beard like me 00:09:16.900 --> 00:09:21.220 and you're sitting down at a table and you put your finger in some fucking sauce and taste it and 00:09:21.220 --> 00:09:26.980 you look across the table and a group of men and you say that sauce is yummy. They're gonna fucking 00:09:26.980 --> 00:09:33.540 slap the shit out of you as they should but that same group of fucking American men with 00:09:33.540 --> 00:09:36.980 beards and tattoos can be 00:09:51.700 --> 00:09:57.220 you butt into it which in and of itself if you think about it if you want to take a liberal view of 00:09:57.220 --> 00:10:03.300 this let's take a look at this like a liberal fucking puke you fucking standing there with honor 00:10:03.300 --> 00:10:09.460 courage and commitment and your fucking chin held high asking for more yum yum sauce in and of itself 00:10:09.460 --> 00:10:20.340 is its own form of racism. Stay with me here. It's actually racist of you to give Asian people a 00:10:20.340 --> 00:10:26.900 pass for calling some shit yum yum sauce because you would not accept a name for something like 00:10:26.900 --> 00:10:33.220 yum yum from any other fucking ethnic group. You let Asians get away with it because they're 00:10:33.220 --> 00:10:37.060 ridiculous and they're known to be ridiculous and people in their fucking cartoons are getting 00:10:37.060 --> 00:10:38.380 fucked with 00:10:38.380 --> 00:10:42.420 tentacles and we nuke them and they typically have bad haircuts and they're all short and 00:10:42.420 --> 00:10:48.900 they're carbon copies of each other. They fucking name things ridiculous shit on purpose to mock us 00:10:48.900 --> 00:10:56.420 and we just fucking accept it because we're fucking dirty racists and we think that anything Asians 00:10:56.420 --> 00:11:06.620 do is supposed to be gay. That's a that's one way to look at it I guess. Like chicken delight 00:11:06.620 --> 00:11:13.420 I'm gonna come back to it like chicken delight nobody honestly fucking names their food chicken delight 00:11:14.060 --> 00:11:20.300 nobody fucking does that okay anything that I want to eat I'm not attaching delight 00:11:20.380 --> 00:11:28.060 to the end of but we fucking accept it from the Asians okay let's say you walk into Lorenzo's 00:11:28.060 --> 00:11:33.100 fucking stay-house and you've been waiting hours to get into Lorenzo's stay-house and sample his 00:11:33.100 --> 00:11:38.860 fucking absolutely amazing food and the server comes up to you and says welcome to Lorenzo's 00:11:38.860 --> 00:11:44.140 stay-house our specials for tonight are prime rib and chicken delight. Are you even gonna 00:11:44.140 --> 00:11:49.420 fucking consider the chicken delight? No because you're not gonna fucking go to the trouble to ask 00:11:49.420 --> 00:11:55.180 what the fuck chicken delight is something with the name delight is not appetizing it could be chicken 00:11:55.180 --> 00:12:02.780 gently sauteed in the juices of Shakira's vagina and you're not gonna fucking try it nor even 00:12:02.780 --> 00:12:07.900 ask about it because you're at a stay-house owned by a fucking white man and he had the balls 00:12:08.540 --> 00:12:14.860 to name something delight we let the fucking Asians get away with way too much shit all right we let 00:12:14.860 --> 00:12:21.660 him get away with it too much shit you know I was in a town adjacent to the one that I work in I ran 00:12:21.660 --> 00:12:27.180 over there to get some shit and I was on my way back it was lunchtime and I saw a Chinese restaurant 00:12:27.180 --> 00:12:33.020 there in town and I thought okay well I'll just pull in and check that out and I noticed it was a 00:12:33.020 --> 00:12:38.700 Chinese because the name was fucking stupid and then it had those stupid fucking dragon things with 00:12:38.700 --> 00:12:44.300 the red tassels you know what I'm talking about it's like a bad statue of a fucking dragon standing on 00:12:44.300 --> 00:12:50.620 its hind legs and then there were tassels so as if the dragon wasn't fucking bad enough the tassels 00:12:50.620 --> 00:12:56.620 really set it off and let me know that that was probably a Chinese restaurant so I pulled in there 00:12:56.620 --> 00:13:04.860 and I'm fucking looking up at the marquee at the name and I'm like ninth happiness huh okay so when 00:13:04.860 --> 00:13:10.060 I say to you that the name of this Chinese restaurant was ninth happiness I want you to think about 00:13:10.060 --> 00:13:20.300 that a minute the name of the Chinese restaurant was ninth happiness huh what did your mind go to 00:13:21.500 --> 00:13:28.540 now I know what my mind went to and here we are I'm gonna I'm gonna point out the inherent 00:13:28.540 --> 00:13:35.820 fucking low-key racism that goes along with Asians in general okay because when I saw the name 00:13:36.060 --> 00:13:43.180 ninth happiness I thought huh well it must be some kind of fucking esoteric um 00:13:44.540 --> 00:13:51.180 Asian lore some fucking philosophy thing Asian philosophy that's a thing they're all about the 00:13:51.180 --> 00:13:58.140 philosophy those fucking widely Asians right it's gotta be Asian philosophy Asian philosophy ninth 00:13:58.140 --> 00:14:04.060 happiness I wonder if they're saying that this restaurant represents the ninth happiness out 00:15:34.060 --> 00:15:42.480 And then I had second happiness and third happiness and so on to where this is the ninth 00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:43.780 fucking happiness. 00:15:43.780 --> 00:15:48.820 It's literally the fucking ninth restaurant Ron in his chain of fucking disgusting Chinese 00:15:48.820 --> 00:15:51.540 restaurants named happiness. 00:15:51.540 --> 00:15:53.380 It's fucking racism. 00:15:55.380 --> 00:15:55.840 You went the 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:57.380 the same way that I did when I said. 00:15:57.380 --> 00:15:58.380 9. 00:15:58.380 --> 00:16:02.900 You were like, huh, I wonder if that's some kind of weird fucking agent philosophical thing you fucking 00:16:02.900 --> 00:16:03.900 know you did. 00:16:03.900 --> 00:16:05.480 a fucking lie to me. 00:16:05.480 --> 00:16:20.780 So anyway 00:16:33.900 --> 00:16:38.660 of Chinese restaurants what's the deal with their fucking bathrooms? 00:16:38.660 --> 00:16:43.900 And you know there's been stand-up comedians do entire fucking shows about how disgusting 00:16:43.900 --> 00:16:48.120 Chinese restaurant bathrooms's are you' 00:17:03.900 --> 00:17:33.900 everyone has is she watches the beef she watches it you're like okay and then she'll set it out and she'll do some shit with it 00:17:33.900 --> 00:17:44.620 as it's not even got damn cooked it yet and then she'll take that fucking beef and she'll slice it super fucking thin and then she'll cover it in like baking soda or some shit and then she'll wash it again. 00:17:44.620 --> 00:17:58.740 that's four washes now on the fucking beef and you it's it hasn't even hit the fucking heat heat yet and then she'll go ahead and throw some chilies and green onions and other assorted things into the fucking walk and then finally stir fry the goddamn beef. 00:17:58.740 --> 00:18:12.300 So at first glance you're like man she washed that fucking beef four times man they're really about that cleanliness over there in food safety but then you go to a Chinese restaurant you walk into the goddamn bathroom you're trying to tell me that your bathrooms look like that but you're in the back 00:18:12.300 --> 00:18:25.340 back they're washing shit four times before you cook it fuck off it's all fucking propaganda it's all fuck all of it the whole fucking thing is designed to make us look fucking stupid I'm telling you I'm telling you it's all a fucking joke 00:18:25.340 --> 00:18:38.020 when they get together and they have their big fucking Asian conventions they just sit around and talk about how the fucking round eyes are so stupid because they believe that we wash everything for fucking times and we make them say yum yum sauce. 00:18:38.020 --> 00:18:51.620 Fuck I can't believe I'm the only one that's this why am I the only one that can see this it's all a fucking act it's all a fucking act they can all fucking speak English probably better than you and I but they pretend like they can't speak English and they give 00:18:51.620 --> 00:18:59.060 stuff ridiculous names and they fucking make you believe that you can do anything with fucking chopsticks and they espoused to have fucking really 00:18:59.060 --> 00:19:05.140 hyped sanitation standards but their fucking bathrooms have literally never been cleaned they do all of this shit to 00:19:05.140 --> 00:19:11.220 fuck with you man to fuck with me and I'm saying this and I'm putting this out there in the ether because I'm 00:19:11.220 --> 00:19:16.580 telling you that they don't fucking fool me they don't fucking fool me anymore I don't know that they 00:19:16.580 --> 00:19:23.940 ever did but they definitely don't know but as long as you continue to fucking buy into it and have this low key 00:19:23.940 --> 00:19:31.700 racism thing going on where you just fucking accept whatever horse shit they fucking spoon at you because you truly believe in your heart 00:19:31.700 --> 00:19:38.180 that there's some kind of fucking subspecies and you're more evolved than them or something like that and that's why you let 00:19:38.180 --> 00:19:45.140 them get away with naming things yum yum sauce and making you think that you can fucking literally rule the world 00:19:45.140 --> 00:19:53.060 with fucking chopsticks a race of people in a culture that came up with kung fu and Toyota has the ability to give 00:19:53.060 --> 00:20:02.660 something a name more intelligent sounding than yum yum sauce Asian culture came up with Toyota they were folding 00:20:02.660 --> 00:20:12.660 fucking steel to make the most amazing swords ever created 900 years ago okay look at all the things that they 00:20:12.660 --> 00:20:20.260 do with rice for fuck sake these motherfuckers be making building materials out of rice okay and you're 00:20:20.260 --> 00:20:29.380 telling me that they honestly and sincerely named that yum yum sauce no they did it as a judgment on 00:20:29.380 --> 00:20:39.140 your fucking ignorance of their culture it's nefarious it's not genuine it's disingenuous and every time 00:20:39.140 --> 00:20:48.900 you utter the words yum yum sauce with sincerity with your mouth watering with your gut fucking jiggling with 00:20:48.900 --> 00:20:58.900 your jolly fucking fat goddamn fingers fumbling with your fucking chopsticks at the goddamn bachie joint all you're doing 00:20:58.900 --> 00:21:07.940 is making them right they named it yum yum sauce they named it chicken delight they named it ninth 00:21:07.940 --> 00:21:18.340 happiness they named that tea boba as a judgment on your ignorance stop letting them get away with it so 00:21:18.340 --> 00:21:23.460 I don't have to fucking let them get away with it anymore I've peeled back the layers I've opened your 00:21:23.460 --> 00:21:29.540 fucking eyes you have no fucking excuse now Lorenzo has done this for you stop giving the fucking 00:21:29.540 --> 00:21:38.900 Asians a pass hold them accountable stop letting them make a fool of you all right I get a fucking stop 00:21:38.900 --> 00:21:49.140 here I can do this all day on the next segment forget the wikis and the dry history lessons this is 00:21:49.140 --> 00:21:56.180 nerd chronicles baked law the deep dive podcast for people who prefer their multiverse history with a 00:21:56.180 --> 00:22:02.500 high level perspective and a very laid back vibe we're unpacking the biggest stories in gaming 00:22:02.500 --> 00:22:12.020 sci-fi and fantasy one puffer to time nerd chronicles baked law out now on all platforms hit subscribe 00:22:12.020 --> 00:22:22.000 and settle in segment two I spoke to somebody today who had never heard of Johnny Carson I don't 00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:27.360 know why the fucking blew my mind because I know on a fundamental level and I'm not sure I came 00:22:27.360 --> 00:22:33.600 up with this I feel like this is something somebody else said somebody waste smarter and more insightful 00:22:33.600 --> 00:22:41.520 than me but I might have said it I don't know but the the phrase is this the lesson is this 00:22:42.720 --> 00:22:49.920 everything is two generations away from being completely forgotten being lost to history I feel like 00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:55.840 that's something Dan Carlin probably said and I loved it so much that I just fucking made it part of my 00:22:56.960 --> 00:23:03.840 everyday use you know what I mean I fucking packed it into my lexicon and made it my own but it's 00:23:03.840 --> 00:23:11.840 it's true everything is fucking two generations away from being lost forever the more I think about it 00:23:11.840 --> 00:23:16.640 the more I think it is Dan Carlin and he may not have come up with it either he's such a fucking 00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:22.560 student of history he might have grabbed it from one of the fucking historians that he references 00:23:22.560 --> 00:23:28.880 all the time and I think I may be wrong but I feel like it came out of his epic five or six part 00:23:28.880 --> 00:23:34.880 series on World War've one Dan Carlin if you don't know who that is fucking googling he's one 00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:43.200 of the very few podcasts that I don't miss I had to explain to somebody today who Johnny Carson was 00:23:44.080 --> 00:23:49.680 and it completely fucking blew my mind and again everything is two generations away from being 00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:56.720 lost to history so for your young folks your generation alphas and generation z's why would they 00:23:56.720 --> 00:24:06.160 know who Johnny Carson was he what we went off the air in what 92 94 I think it was 92 but for someone 00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:12.720 from my generation or older Johnny Carson was the most famous person on the planet and I feel like 00:24:12.720 --> 00:24:20.000 I can say that confidently Johnny Carson was the most famous person on the entire fucking planet 00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:29.600 for 30 years so in 30 years from 1994 to 2024 30 years and change I should say the memory of 00:24:29.600 --> 00:24:35.680 Johnny Carson has already begun to fade it blew my mind and it was kind of fucking demotivating 00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:40.080 to be completely honest with you I feel like when I sit down here and do an episode of Miss 00:24:40.080 --> 00:24:47.840 and Throwbredio I am doing comedy that may or may not stay in the test of time I really try to not 00:24:47.840 --> 00:24:53.840 talk about current events I try to not talk about the politics of the day I try to talk about societal 00:24:53.840 --> 00:24:59.920 things or humanity things or human nature things that are going to stand the test of time the fact 00:24:59.920 --> 00:25:06.000 that I'm not interested in politics in any way is irrelevant but having to explain to somebody who 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:13.520 the fuck Johnny Carson was really fucking kick me in the nuts it hit me it hit me hard what the 00:25:13.520 --> 00:25:19.760 fuck are we doing then why am I sitting down behind this microphone if I'm not creating something 00:25:19.760 --> 00:25:24.960 that's going to stand the test of time but then I get to thinking about other podcasters in 00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:34.400 this industry who is creating content that is going to stand the test of time not Joe Rogan Joe Rogan 00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:41.600 shit from two years ago is antiquated and unlistenable the world has changed in just two years how you 00:25:41.600 --> 00:25:48.080 could even say episodes that Joe Rogan did last week are fucking antiquated and no longer relevant 00:25:48.080 --> 00:25:53.760 because the world is changing at such a rapid fucking pace there's only a couple of podcasters 00:25:53.760 --> 00:25:59.360 whose body of work I think are going to stand the test of time Dan Carlin being one of them 00:25:59.360 --> 00:26:04.880 Dan Carlin dude I'm a fucking geek for hardcore history and I make no fucking bones about it 00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:10.800 you can call it a man crush you can say I'm you can say I'm gay for Dan Carlin I don't care 00:26:10.800 --> 00:26:17.680 I fucking love what he does I could never do what he does but the way he breaks down historical 00:26:17.680 --> 00:26:25.600 events and large global conflicts and geopolitical situations in a way that's consumable to everyone 00:26:25.600 --> 00:26:32.880 who bothers to listen is timeless his deliveries timeless the contents timeless everything about Dan 00:26:32.880 --> 00:26:40.160 Carlin and hardcore history is timeless he's going to stand the test of time for example in that 00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:47.440 World War One series that he did and I i don't remember what it was called an example of the way 00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:54.480 he puts things in perspective that challenges the way you see the world it can be found in that five 00:26:54.480 --> 00:26:59.440 first six fucking part series on World War One and it was just a quip it was just a thing that 00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:05.360 he threw out there and it's the it's so fucking true and I don't think that people view the world 00:27:05.360 --> 00:27:12.640 this way he said that prior to the midpoint I think of World War One the fastest thing on the battlefield 00:27:13.600 --> 00:27:19.760 throughout the course of human history moved at the speed of a horse well then at the midway 00:27:19.760 --> 00:27:24.640 point through World War One things started getting mechanized and the horse was no longer the fastest 00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:30.560 thing on the battlefield it blew my fucking mind Dan Carlin has the ability to stand the test of time 00:27:31.280 --> 00:27:37.520 I think Aaron Manky may have the ability to stand the test of time just because he tells timeless 00:27:37.520 --> 00:27:45.920 ghost stories on his podcast called lore other than that I think what we do here what podcasters do 00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:52.960 here day in day out is just going to evaporate into the fucking ether and it won't even be two 00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:59.680 generations later that people forget about us like they did Johnny Carson we can be forgotten about 00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:05.920 in a matter of days and as I find myself listening to more and more podcasts I find myself thinking 00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:11.520 I've got to stop fucking listening to more and more podcasts I have to fucking quit I have to pick 00:28:11.840 --> 00:28:18.320 two or three that I really enjoy and I have to pick two or three that are performing at a 00:28:18.320 --> 00:28:24.240 fucking level that I aspire to I have to stop listening to shit casts or I'm just going to put out a 00:28:24.240 --> 00:28:29.040 shit product you see what I'm saying for example I was listening to one the other day 00:28:31.040 --> 00:28:36.400 and it was super fucking demotivating not demotivating on the level of heaven to explain who the 00:28:37.120 --> 00:28:44.400 was to somebody but it was really fucking demotivating in that this person this group of people I 00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:49.360 should say have a pretty good fucking following they they have people who almost tune into their 00:28:49.360 --> 00:28:56.160 fucking live cast like it's appointment radio you know what I mean and I tuned in because all I see 00:28:56.160 --> 00:29:00.880 on social media is this you know tune into this show this show this show this show this time we're 00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:06.280 going to be doing this and we're talking to this person and like okay well these people might 00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:12.240 shit together let me see if they're doing something that I can fucking relate to or something that's 00:29:12.240 --> 00:29:19.440 going to motivate me to take misentral radio to the next level so I fucking clicked and listened 00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:44.100 and here's basically what I heard the host of the show was this fucking old guy who somebody 00:29:44.100 --> 00:29:48.660 along the way had told him he had a fucking great voice and he really fucking leaned in on that 00:29:48.660 --> 00:29:54.340 and made it his identity so everything he fucking said sounded like he was either moaning coming 00:29:54.340 --> 00:30:01.460 or puking into the fucking mic I got to the point where I couldn't even follow the fucking 00:30:01.460 --> 00:30:15.700 conversation because I was so fucking attuned to the even laughed like he was fucking puking you know 00:30:15.700 --> 00:30:21.620 what I mean he even laughed like he was in love with the sound of his own voice it was fucking 00:30:21.620 --> 00:30:27.220 crazy his sidekick was some fucking know it all female who did her best to keep him on track oh my 00:30:27.220 --> 00:30:32.100 god you're like so witty and when you come with these quips how do you keep a straight face when 00:30:32.100 --> 00:30:36.900 you're telling jokes like that it's like I'm worshipful of you oh my god I'm so worshipful 00:30:42.900 --> 00:30:46.020 see what I'm saying you did it again you just do it all the time 00:30:46.580 --> 00:30:51.860 and they went on back and forth with this fucking weird banter with him throwing up into the 00:30:51.860 --> 00:30:58.020 fucking microphone and her complimenting him on his timing for the first five six seven eight minutes 00:30:58.020 --> 00:31:04.020 of the fucking show and randomly in the middle they would stop and play some kind of weird musical 00:31:04.020 --> 00:31:10.020 interlude that was AI generated and then go right back into the vomiting and that sounded 00:31:10.020 --> 00:31:11.380 basically like this 00:31:22.290 --> 00:31:29.650 was that fucking AI no way you fucking totally fooled me that was an AI song I thought you really 00:31:29.650 --> 00:31:38.530 sang it and they went on like this for like 25 30 minutes and just when I had gotten to the point 00:31:38.530 --> 00:31:46.130 where I couldn't fucking take it anymore a third mic showed up this fucking guy obviously not quite 00:31:46.130 --> 00:31:53.970 right but he just came on they introduced him and he just started spitting fucking fact hey 00:31:57.410 --> 00:32:01.890 sorry I'm late did you know that the capy bar it doesn't actually swim he just runs across the 00:32:01.890 --> 00:32:07.890 bottom of the pond or river or whatever the body of water that he's run across and he can run across 00:32:07.890 --> 00:32:16.930 it at almost 14 kilometers per hour oh yeah that's such a fucking fun factoid the show just isn't 00:32:16.930 --> 00:32:21.010 the same when you're not here something else I learned the other day is that the wildebeest the 00:32:21.010 --> 00:32:27.570 jaina has medicinal properties that people in Africa have been using for millennia and bear the 00:32:27.570 --> 00:32:32.930 maker of aspir has recently started putting wildebeest the jaina in the coding of their fucking 00:32:32.930 --> 00:32:42.050 aspirons so what I don't know what medicinal properties it has I just know that there are medicinal 00:32:42.050 --> 00:32:47.730 properties and they've been using it as a wellness aid for millennia now oh my god you like so smart 00:32:47.730 --> 00:32:55.890 if you didn't look like a fucking egg I would totally have you right now I 00:32:55.890 --> 00:33:00.370 thank you so much for having me and making me part of your show y'all like fucking totally thank you 00:33:00.370 --> 00:33:08.450 for making me part of your show bro and then we transition from the dude on the spectrum spitting facts 00:33:08.450 --> 00:33:13.890 back into the fucking dopey hole praising the fucking host and then the host who I can't say it 00:33:13.890 --> 00:33:19.650 enough really loves the sound of his own voice talk a little bit longer about things that they 00:33:19.650 --> 00:33:25.570 have coming up in events in the area and then they played another AI generated song I could only 00:33:25.570 --> 00:33:31.890 take about 30 minutes of this fucking show before I had to fucking tap out I couldn't do it anymore the 00:33:31.890 --> 00:33:37.010 sound quality was bad the production quality was bad the fucking content was bad the host was bad the 00:33:37.010 --> 00:33:42.690 co-host was even worse and the dude on the spectrum made me want to claw my fucking ear drums out I hear 00:33:42.690 --> 00:33:47.810 shit like that and then I hear about their fucking downloads and the success of the show and I'm like what 00:33:47.810 --> 00:33:54.210 the fucking I even doing here seriously what the fucking I'm doing is my fucking vision for 00:33:54.210 --> 00:33:59.170 missing throw radio just completely fucking off-kilter and I need to go into a bubble gum 00:33:59.170 --> 00:34:04.210 fucking horse shit show I need to fucking follow the recipe of success I guess I need to 00:34:04.210 --> 00:34:10.210 fucking really fall in love with my voice and I need to find some fucking dopey hole to sit 00:34:10.210 --> 00:34:15.810 there and worship everything I say and then I need to find some fucking kid who's obviously on 00:34:15.810 --> 00:34:20.290 the spectrum to fucking spit facts at and then we all just need to get together and jerk each 00:34:20.290 --> 00:34:27.170 other off and tell each other how great we are recipe for fucking podcast success apparently 00:34:27.890 --> 00:34:34.130 anyway I could go on all day I'm very happy to be back this is my first episode in 00:34:34.130 --> 00:34:39.570 quite a while and I hope you've enjoyed season two episode five of Missing Throat Radio 00:34:40.290 --> 00:34:42.050 all right until next time