WEBVTT 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:01.940 Missin' Thrope, radio. 00:00:01.940 --> 00:00:05.580 Pissie, piss-mongering, fucking piss-pot of the damned. 00:00:05.580 --> 00:00:07.720 Missin' Thrope, radio. 00:00:07.720 --> 00:00:11.160 International cream-corn fuck-hedory. 00:00:11.160 --> 00:00:12.600 Missin' Thrope, radio. 00:00:12.600 --> 00:00:14.260 Simply a dirty Jew. 00:00:14.260 --> 00:00:16.160 Missin' Thrope, radio. 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:19.000 And as the young man knew full well, 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:22.000 chicken-fried steak couldn't fuck back. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.000 All it could do was be delicious. 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:28.600 Missin' Thrope, radio starts now. 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:36.890 Welcome to season two episode seven of Missin' Thrope, radio. 00:00:38.330 --> 00:00:39.810 I don't know if you know this about me, 00:00:39.810 --> 00:00:43.530 but I am a well-respected member of my community, 00:00:43.530 --> 00:00:46.330 a pillar of the community, if you will. 00:00:46.330 --> 00:00:48.570 Being a person that people look up to, 00:00:48.770 --> 00:00:51.290 I get invited from time to time to do things 00:00:51.290 --> 00:00:54.770 that pillars of the community get invited to do. 00:00:54.770 --> 00:00:57.970 One such happening came along this week. 00:00:57.970 --> 00:01:00.890 I have been invited to judge some fucking 00:01:00.890 --> 00:01:02.930 local special interest groups, 00:01:02.930 --> 00:01:06.970 48-thirty-thirty-a-th annual fucking chili cook-off. 00:01:09.010 --> 00:01:11.410 And there's a very good chance that you hear that 00:01:11.410 --> 00:01:13.130 and you're like, oh shit, nice. 00:01:13.130 --> 00:01:15.970 You get to go and sample all the chilies you don't have to pay. 00:01:15.970 --> 00:01:18.090 Sounds like a pretty good time, Lorenzo. 00:01:18.090 --> 00:01:22.050 I could not possibly disagree more. 00:01:22.050 --> 00:01:25.090 First of all, I don't like being around people like that. 00:01:25.090 --> 00:01:28.170 The place is gonna be absolutely goddamn jam packed. 00:01:28.170 --> 00:01:30.010 Chili cook-offs are big business. 00:01:30.010 --> 00:01:32.850 People come from miles the fuck around 00:01:32.850 --> 00:01:36.970 to sample chili and see who's got bragging rights this year. 00:01:36.970 --> 00:01:40.130 There's a legit trophy involved, a traveling trophy, 00:01:40.130 --> 00:01:42.890 that last year's winner has to bring with them 00:01:42.890 --> 00:01:44.650 to this year's fucking event, 00:01:44.650 --> 00:01:46.530 and if they choose to compete, 00:01:46.530 --> 00:01:49.570 maybe they lose the trophy they brought with them 00:01:49.570 --> 00:01:52.570 to the next champion and so on and so forth 00:01:52.570 --> 00:01:55.490 and so on and so forth in perpetuity. 00:01:55.490 --> 00:01:59.730 The annual chili cook-off in my community is a big fucking deal. 00:01:59.730 --> 00:01:59.770 And I have 00:01:59.770 --> 00:02:02.930 And I have been asked to judge. 00:02:02.930 --> 00:02:04.050 So like I was saying, 00:02:04.050 --> 00:02:06.970 it's gonna be fucking absolutely jam packed with people. 00:02:06.970 --> 00:02:09.130 People come from miles around. 00:02:09.130 --> 00:02:11.530 This one, however, has been going on for so long 00:02:11.530 --> 00:02:15.690 that people are going to come from miles and miles around. 00:02:15.690 --> 00:02:18.290 So the chili cook-off venue is guaranteed 00:02:18.290 --> 00:02:21.570 to be completely fucking stuffed with sweaty, 00:02:21.570 --> 00:02:25.570 unwashed, stinking, fucking plastic spoon carrying, 00:02:25.570 --> 00:02:29.010 fucking numb skulls, waiting to get their fucking shot 00:02:29.010 --> 00:02:30.890 at the next pot of chili. 00:02:30.890 --> 00:02:35.370 So the sea of humanity aspect has me a little on edge anyway, 00:02:35.370 --> 00:02:36.210 right? 00:02:36.210 --> 00:02:39.410 The second reason I don't wanna go is I gotta be honest with you 00:02:39.410 --> 00:02:41.170 and I'm gonna say this quietly 00:02:41.170 --> 00:02:42.930 because this is the sort of thing 00:02:42.930 --> 00:02:46.290 that gets a motherfucker lynched in my neck of the woods. 00:02:46.290 --> 00:02:47.450 Okay, are you ready? 00:02:47.450 --> 00:02:49.970 I'm gonna say it softly, so listen closely. 00:02:50.890 --> 00:02:53.970 I don't really like chili all that much. 00:02:53.970 --> 00:02:56.090 I know, I'm in the minority. 00:02:56.090 --> 00:02:59.610 The overwhelming majority of fucking white people 00:02:59.610 --> 00:03:03.370 just can't wait for chili season to roll around. 00:03:03.370 --> 00:03:05.410 They fucking love that shit. 00:03:05.410 --> 00:03:09.730 They love that big pot of greasy red fucking muck. 00:03:09.730 --> 00:03:12.930 And they just can't wait to crumble up their fucking crackers 00:03:12.930 --> 00:03:16.610 into it and fucking sprinkle it with goddamn disgusting cheese 00:03:16.610 --> 00:03:19.810 or mix in some fucking sour cream. 00:03:19.810 --> 00:03:21.690 They can't wait to eat it by the spoon, 00:03:21.690 --> 00:03:24.490 bowl, full, or bucket load. 00:03:26.090 --> 00:03:29.810 I do not see chili as a fucking culinary delight 00:03:29.810 --> 00:03:32.050 that everyone should be fucking jizzing 00:03:32.050 --> 00:03:34.010 in their goddamn shorts over. 00:03:34.010 --> 00:03:36.090 I don't see it, I don't see it at all. 00:03:36.090 --> 00:03:37.490 I don't fucking understand it. 00:03:37.490 --> 00:03:39.690 I've never understood the hype. 00:03:39.690 --> 00:03:43.050 I've had chili all across this fucking nation. 00:03:43.050 --> 00:03:44.450 I've had Texas chili. 00:03:44.450 --> 00:03:47.610 I've had the famous fucking Cincinnati skyline chili. 00:03:47.610 --> 00:03:49.610 I've had fucking Fred and Red's chili. 00:03:49.610 --> 00:03:51.890 I've had fucking chili in Chicago. 00:03:51.890 --> 00:03:54.130 I've had the fucking organic pleasure center 00:03:54.130 --> 00:03:55.610 of fucking chili on the West Coast. 00:03:55.610 --> 00:03:58.010 And I've had the really dirty fucking meaty shit 00:03:58.010 --> 00:03:59.010 on the East Coast. 00:03:59.010 --> 00:04:01.890 I've had chili everywhere. 00:04:01.890 --> 00:04:04.490 And the only thing I can say about it, 00:04:04.490 --> 00:04:09.490 the only common theme is that it's just kinda me. 00:04:09.810 --> 00:04:12.010 Judging a chili cookoff for me 00:04:12.010 --> 00:04:14.170 is the equivalent of being asked 00:04:14.170 --> 00:04:17.810 to judge a fucking tuna noodle casserole cookoff. 00:04:18.930 --> 00:04:21.090 The same level of who gives a shit. 00:04:21.090 --> 00:04:26.090 It's like being asked to judge a cream corn fucking cookoff. 00:04:26.490 --> 00:04:28.890 So I'm not excited to be the epicenter 00:04:28.890 --> 00:04:30.530 of the sea of humanity. 00:04:30.530 --> 00:04:33.490 I'm not excited about the fact that it's chili in general 00:04:33.490 --> 00:04:34.810 because while I don't hate it, 00:04:34.810 --> 00:04:37.930 I don't really love it and I don't care about it. 00:04:37.930 --> 00:04:39.890 The third reason though, 00:04:39.890 --> 00:04:41.610 that I'm not excited about this 00:04:41.610 --> 00:04:45.450 and I'm actually considering turning down the opportunity 00:04:45.450 --> 00:04:50.450 is because I can't stand chili people. 00:04:50.450 --> 00:04:53.170 People who specialize in making chili, 00:04:53.170 --> 00:04:57.610 people who take a degree of pride in making chili, 00:04:57.610 --> 00:04:59.930 people who consider their chili making 00:04:59.930 --> 00:05:03.170 to be part of their identity, I can't fucking stand them. 00:05:03.170 --> 00:05:04.810 They drive me fucking nuts. 00:05:04.810 --> 00:05:09.370 I can't stand to hear them talk about chili every fucking year 00:05:09.370 --> 00:05:11.130 and the way they fucking talk about it 00:05:11.130 --> 00:05:13.690 just drives me goddamn insane. 00:05:13.690 --> 00:05:15.650 Well Bob, we're gonna go down to the lake 00:05:15.650 --> 00:05:17.290 and do a little fishin' this weekend. 00:05:17.290 --> 00:05:18.130 You wanna go? 00:05:18.130 --> 00:05:19.530 Nah boys, I can't go. 00:05:19.530 --> 00:05:20.810 I'm breaking out the cauldron. 00:05:20.810 --> 00:05:22.050 It's chili making weekend. 00:05:22.050 --> 00:05:24.770 Oh shit, chili making weekend already. 00:05:24.770 --> 00:05:27.690 You know how per-snickety my chili recipe is. 00:05:27.690 --> 00:05:30.210 It's gonna take every bit of my concentration 00:05:30.210 --> 00:05:31.330 all weekend long. 00:05:31.330 --> 00:05:34.770 Well let us know when you get that big pot of red greasy shit 00:05:34.770 --> 00:05:37.530 brew that, we'll come over and have some. 00:05:37.650 --> 00:05:38.730 I got you know I will. 00:05:38.730 --> 00:05:41.570 Bring your eaten bridges, chili people. 00:05:41.570 --> 00:05:45.010 People who specialize in making fucking chili, 00:05:45.010 --> 00:05:49.810 people who specialize in making one greasy pot of red shit per year. 00:05:49.810 --> 00:05:52.850 People who have special places in their home 00:05:52.850 --> 00:05:54.690 for chili making instruments. 00:05:54.690 --> 00:05:58.930 People who have special clothing that they wear, 00:05:58.930 --> 00:06:01.210 only for chili making season. 00:06:01.210 --> 00:06:06.090 People who have specialized aprons and poofy fucking chef hats 00:06:06.090 --> 00:06:09.730 that they only break out when it's time to make 00:06:09.730 --> 00:06:12.450 their disgusting pot of fucking red shit. 00:06:12.450 --> 00:06:17.450 Their annual fucking disgusting red pot of shit, chili people. 00:06:17.810 --> 00:06:19.570 They're all the fucking same. 00:06:19.570 --> 00:06:30.090 And that's the thing, they're 00:06:30.090 --> 00:06:31.090 all the same. 00:06:31.090 --> 00:06:32.330 And while chili on a fundamental level is all the same. 00:06:32.330 --> 00:06:36.330 So are the fucking people who make it and specialize in it. 00:06:36.330 --> 00:06:40.970 And dream about it and try to air quotes 00:06:40.970 --> 00:06:43.610 that guy you may have a fucking short skinny lady, 00:06:43.610 --> 00:06:45.770 but they're all the fucking same. 00:06:45.770 --> 00:06:48.970 They're all the fucking same personality wise. 00:06:48.970 --> 00:06:52.850 They all have the same meager level of fucking intelligence. 00:06:52.850 --> 00:06:56.850 They all have the fucking same outlook on life. 00:06:56.850 --> 00:07:00.650 Every day they wake up in their fucking stupid benign. 00:07:00.650 --> 00:07:07.330 God damn existence is just a day closer to the next excuse to make fucking chili. 00:07:07.330 --> 00:07:12.170 They live by the chili spoon and they die by the chili spoon. 00:07:12.170 --> 00:07:13.930 I fucking hate them. 00:07:13.930 --> 00:07:15.650 I fucking hate them. 00:07:15.650 --> 00:07:18.130 I fucking hate them. 00:07:18.130 --> 00:07:19.970 I fucking hate chili people. 00:07:19.970 --> 00:07:21.570 I fucking hate them. 00:07:21.570 --> 00:07:23.530 They're all the fucking same. 00:07:23.530 --> 00:07:25.890 They've all got their fucking special ingredients. 00:07:25.890 --> 00:07:29.810 And their special methods and their special fucking cookware 00:07:29.810 --> 00:07:34.010 and their special fucking spices that they have ground, 00:07:34.010 --> 00:07:36.370 specifically for chili week. 00:07:36.370 --> 00:07:37.530 I fucking hate them. 00:07:37.530 --> 00:07:40.690 I absolutely fucking hate them. 00:07:40.690 --> 00:07:42.410 And they're everywhere. 00:07:42.410 --> 00:07:44.050 They're everywhere. 00:07:44.050 --> 00:07:45.650 They're everywhere you go. 00:07:45.650 --> 00:07:47.410 You're surrounded by them. 00:07:47.410 --> 00:07:51.250 You're besieged by disgusting, sweaty fucking chili people. 00:07:51.250 --> 00:07:57.370 No matter where you go or what you do, they're every fucking where. 00:07:57.370 --> 00:08:01.010 If you don't believe me, just bring up chili in conversation. 00:08:01.010 --> 00:08:02.490 Casual conversation. 00:08:02.490 --> 00:08:04.810 Bring up chili in the fucking workplace. 00:08:04.810 --> 00:08:08.170 Bring up chili while you're getting your fucking oil changed. 00:08:08.170 --> 00:08:11.810 Bring up chili at the fucking strip club and see what happens. 00:08:11.810 --> 00:08:16.810 The conversation that you were in will immediately fucking stop and shift 00:08:16.810 --> 00:08:20.610 to somebody's favorite fucking ingredient or their wooden spoon 00:08:20.610 --> 00:08:23.930 that their fucking grandmother and great grandmother used for making 00:08:23.930 --> 00:08:24.290 chili. 00:08:24.290 --> 00:08:27.050 And now you fucking inherited it. 00:08:27.050 --> 00:08:28.370 Just watch and see. 00:08:28.370 --> 00:08:30.450 Seriously, bring it up. 00:08:30.450 --> 00:08:34.690 Well, Johnson, I was just wondering if you finished that TPS report. 00:08:34.690 --> 00:08:38.170 You know, sir, I was on the way to do that at my home office. 00:08:38.170 --> 00:08:42.690 And I accidentally tripped over a can of chili that was laying in the middle of the floor. 00:08:42.690 --> 00:08:43.690 Chili you say? 00:08:43.690 --> 00:08:45.650 Ha, let me tell you about chili. 00:08:45.650 --> 00:08:47.850 The chili I make doesn't come out of a can. 00:08:47.850 --> 00:08:48.850 That's for sure. 00:08:48.850 --> 00:08:57.210 I 00:08:57.210 --> 00:08:59.690 Oh, you don't know shit from chili. 00:08:59.690 --> 00:09:01.290 You fucking Yankee. 00:09:01.290 --> 00:09:03.210 I know that the greatest chili ever made. 00:09:03.210 --> 00:09:05.490 It's got possum vagina in it. 00:09:05.490 --> 00:09:09.530 My great grandmother used to make a chili that was so good when she threw it in the air. 00:09:09.530 --> 00:09:11.370 It turned into sunshine. 00:09:11.370 --> 00:09:16.290 I grew up on Long Island, but my father grew up in Mississippi and he 00:09:16.290 --> 00:09:19.650 lend had to make chili from real dokeys. 00:09:19.650 --> 00:09:24.050 Did you know I don't wear underwear all year long so I can get calluses on the bottom of 00:09:24.050 --> 00:09:30.290 my fucking ball sack and then I shave that shit ever so fine with a cheese grater down 00:09:30.290 --> 00:09:35.290 into my chili recipes and gives it that real earthy flavor gives it that real earthy 00:09:35.290 --> 00:09:40.650 flavor that you can't get nowhere else but from real human ball sack calluses. 00:09:40.650 --> 00:09:44.410 The secret ingredient for my chili is that it never stops cooking. 00:09:44.410 --> 00:09:51.490 I've had the same cold run on my stove in the basement since 1971. 00:09:51.490 --> 00:09:52.490 Chili people. 00:09:52.490 --> 00:09:54.290 They're all the fucking same. 00:09:54.290 --> 00:09:59.130 They all have some kind of fucking special recipe or they have some kind of special technique 00:09:59.130 --> 00:10:21.650 or they have some kind of special ingredient that makes their chili just a little bit better 00:10:21.650 --> 00:10:28.330 care enough about it to fucking judge a competition entirely devoted to it and thirdly I don't want 00:10:28.330 --> 00:10:32.970 to have to fucking interact with people who really care about chili. 00:10:32.970 --> 00:10:37.090 I don't want to fucking have to do it but I don't know how I'm going to get out of it. 00:10:37.090 --> 00:10:42.370 I don't know that there's any way I can gracefully decline their fucking offer because it's 00:10:42.370 --> 00:10:47.730 such a fucking honor in the community that I'm in to be asked to do this that I don't know 00:10:47.730 --> 00:10:53.690 that I have the ability to legitimately and gracefully decline. 00:10:53.690 --> 00:10:55.410 I'm going to have to fucking do it aren't I? 00:10:55.410 --> 00:11:02.330 I'm going to have to judge the 48th or 50th or whatever the fuck annual community chili 00:11:02.330 --> 00:11:10.850 cookoff because I fucked up and accidentally became a well respected member of the fucking 00:11:10.850 --> 00:11:13.970 town that I live in. 00:11:13.970 --> 00:11:15.730 Fuck me. 00:11:15.730 --> 00:11:19.770 I don't want to be the people who are the worst of the three reasons I've given you that I don't want to do it. 00:11:19.770 --> 00:11:25.210 The chili people the people who fucking specialize in making chili are the worst and I hate 00:11:25.210 --> 00:11:26.210 them. 00:11:26.210 --> 00:11:30.970 Don't get me wrong but there's one of them that I hate above all others. 00:11:30.970 --> 00:11:35.130 It's not the guy who shaves his fucking scrotum into the fucking cauldron. 00:11:35.130 --> 00:11:37.930 It's not the guy who uses platypus vagina. 00:11:37.930 --> 00:11:41.530 It's not the fucking guy who uses grated rhinoceros horn. 00:11:41.530 --> 00:11:47.130 It's not the fucking guy who walks around with his fucking spice bag, you know, up underneath 00:11:47.130 --> 00:11:53.210 his armpit so it it blooms with his natural fucking heat and is impregnated by his natural 00:11:53.210 --> 00:11:55.650 musk before it goes into the pot. 00:11:55.650 --> 00:11:57.490 It's not that fucking guy. 00:11:57.490 --> 00:12:00.930 There's one that I hate among all others. 00:12:00.930 --> 00:12:04.370 Just one and I know you know who it is. 00:12:04.370 --> 00:12:10.450 And it's entirely possible that you are this person in which case I fucking hate you 00:12:10.450 --> 00:12:13.210 above all others. 00:12:13.210 --> 00:12:17.410 That person comes to every chili cook off ever. 00:12:17.410 --> 00:12:18.810 And this is the fucking day. 00:12:18.810 --> 00:12:19.810 They do this. 00:12:19.810 --> 00:12:21.530 They pull this same fucking trick there, there. 00:12:21.530 --> 00:12:27.570 There's always one fucking broad in every fucking community who pulls this same fucking trick. 00:12:27.570 --> 00:12:30.810 Are everybody acts like it's such a fucking curveball. 00:12:30.810 --> 00:12:31.810 Oh my god. 00:12:31.810 --> 00:12:36.410 Cindy's here with her white chicken chili and it's such a curveball. 00:12:36.410 --> 00:12:40.010 She has a really good shot at winning every single year. 00:12:40.010 --> 00:12:42.130 White chicken chili. 00:12:42.130 --> 00:12:46.890 Cindy the fucking white chicken chili chef shows up every year. 00:12:46.890 --> 00:12:51.570 So there's 1,950 different greasy pots of red shit. 00:12:51.570 --> 00:12:56.290 But Cindy shows up with a fucking cauldron of goddamn chicken soup. 00:12:56.290 --> 00:12:57.290 Okay. 00:12:57.290 --> 00:12:58.490 Let's just call it what it is. 00:12:58.490 --> 00:13:03.690 She shows up with a cauldron of chicken soup with 5 fucking beans in the bottom of it. 00:13:03.690 --> 00:13:07.010 And she threatens it with little fucking cumin. 00:13:07.010 --> 00:13:08.010 Okay. 00:13:08.010 --> 00:13:09.410 And that's what makes it chili. 00:13:09.410 --> 00:13:14.050 The hint of fucking cumin is what makes it chili instead of chicken soup. 00:13:14.050 --> 00:13:15.050 Okay. 00:13:15.050 --> 00:13:16.050 Did you know that? 00:13:16.050 --> 00:13:17.050 Did you know that? 00:13:17.050 --> 00:13:21.410 Did you know that white chicken chili is just fucking chicken soup that has a hint of 00:13:21.410 --> 00:13:22.410 cumin in it? 00:13:22.410 --> 00:13:25.290 Well, I fucking cumin your mom, Cindy. 00:13:25.290 --> 00:13:26.290 Okay. 00:13:26.290 --> 00:13:32.130 I fucking hate you above all others because you're a cheating fucking whore. 00:13:32.130 --> 00:13:37.490 Showing up with a pot of fucking chicken soup at a chili cook off, deplorable act. 00:13:37.490 --> 00:13:42.250 First of all, there's a special spot in hell for everybody who's going to be there, 00:13:42.250 --> 00:13:44.570 who specializes in making chili. 00:13:56.290 --> 00:13:58.890 The fucking public on a lie. 00:13:58.890 --> 00:14:03.010 You have sold them a fucking lie and you say that it's white chicken chili. 00:14:03.010 --> 00:14:10.510 Cindy, but we know it's not. 00:14:10.510 --> 00:14:12.210 It's not fucking white chicken chili. 00:14:12.210 --> 00:14:18.410 It's only chili because you fucking said it is with your fucking white ass and your bangs 00:14:18.410 --> 00:14:22.890 and your frilly fucking stupid floor print goddamn apron. 00:14:22.890 --> 00:14:25.530 No such thing is white chicken chili, Cindy. 00:14:25.530 --> 00:14:29.330 And there's no such thing as white chicken chili for all of you. 00:14:29.330 --> 00:14:34.130 What the fuckers who like to make that shit or have believed the lie. 00:14:34.130 --> 00:14:36.530 There's no such fucking thing. 00:14:36.530 --> 00:14:43.250 But Cindy, the fucking whore, who brings white chicken chili every year has a really good 00:14:43.250 --> 00:14:48.810 shot at winning because it's the only pot that is not filled with red greasy shit. 00:14:48.810 --> 00:14:50.610 Cindy, I hate above all others. 00:14:50.610 --> 00:14:55.730 Cindy, the white chicken chili bitch, I hate above all others. 00:14:55.730 --> 00:14:58.450 I don't think there's any fucking way I can judge this chili cookoff. 00:14:58.450 --> 00:15:01.050 Can you imagine what a fucking nightmare it's going to be? 00:15:01.050 --> 00:15:03.650 It's going to be, I'm not talking about my fucking mental health either. 00:15:03.650 --> 00:15:10.530 I'm talking about how can you put me, someone who fucking not only hates everyone and being 00:15:10.530 --> 00:15:13.810 around people and fucking doesn't even really like chili. 00:15:13.810 --> 00:15:18.810 All that much in charge of judging a fucking event that is directly devoted to the making 00:15:18.810 --> 00:15:21.690 of some fucking shit that I don't really care about. 00:15:21.690 --> 00:15:27.010 And it's going to be completely full to the top with people that I wouldn't fucking piss 00:15:27.010 --> 00:15:29.610 on if they were on fire. 00:15:29.610 --> 00:15:32.330 Chili cookoffs, I can't fucking do this, but I don't know how I'm going to get out of 00:15:32.330 --> 00:15:33.330 it. 00:15:33.330 --> 00:15:34.570 I don't know how the fuck I'm going to get out of it. 00:15:34.570 --> 00:15:37.450 I am going to have to fucking do it. 00:15:37.450 --> 00:15:41.370 This is not going to fucking go well. 00:15:41.370 --> 00:15:42.930 I gotta think of something. 00:15:42.930 --> 00:15:44.610 I gotta think of something. 00:15:44.610 --> 00:15:48.610 I can't fucking do this. 00:15:48.610 --> 00:15:54.650 Because if left of my own devices and I'm told to impartially judge a chili cookoff where 00:15:54.650 --> 00:15:55.410 there's 25, 30, 50, 75, 100, I 00:15:55.410 --> 00:16:01.010 I don't know how many entries there's going to be, but there's going to be a lot of them. 00:16:01.010 --> 00:16:07.330 If I have to fucking taste 100 cauldrons of greasy red shit and one fucking cauldron 00:16:07.330 --> 00:16:10.130 of white chicken chili, Cindy, I'm not going to forget about you. 00:16:10.130 --> 00:16:11.130 Can't. 00:16:11.130 --> 00:16:18.330 But if I have to judge 100 fucking cauldrons of muck, the only logical, reasonable 00:16:18.330 --> 00:16:23.650 answer is for all of them to lose and then everyone be burned at the fucking steak and 00:16:23.650 --> 00:16:27.970 then ran through a fucking woodchipper, but I can't really order that now. 00:16:27.970 --> 00:16:28.970 Can I? 00:16:28.970 --> 00:16:32.050 That's not how you remain a pillar of the community now. 00:16:32.050 --> 00:16:34.170 Is it? 00:16:34.170 --> 00:16:35.170 Chili fucking cookoff. 00:16:35.170 --> 00:16:36.170 Fuck me. 00:16:36.170 --> 00:16:38.610 I get to figure out a graceful way out of this. 00:16:38.610 --> 00:16:40.210 More to follow, I'm sure. 00:16:40.210 --> 00:16:42.730 All right, onto the next segment. 00:16:42.730 --> 00:16:47.050 Welcome to the Boomer Bunker podcast straight out of Jersey where we don't sugar code a damn 00:16:47.050 --> 00:16:48.050 thing. 00:16:48.050 --> 00:16:54.250 We see it loud, proud with a side of attitude, politics, culture, everyday nonsense, forget 00:16:54.250 --> 00:16:55.250 about it. 00:16:55.250 --> 00:16:56.250 We're diving in. 00:16:56.250 --> 00:16:58.890 If you want polite and polished, go listen somewhere else. 00:16:58.890 --> 00:17:01.770 But if you want real talk, Jersey grit and laughs. 00:17:01.770 --> 00:17:05.770 This is your spot, the Boomer Bunker podcast, Jersey Tough Boomer Bold. 00:17:05.770 --> 00:17:06.610 Check us out at BoomerBunker 00:17:06.610 --> 00:17:10.690 dot com or listen wherever you get your podcasts. 00:17:10.690 --> 00:17:12.170 Segment to you. 00:17:12.170 --> 00:17:17.370 I don't really have any interest in talking about the news of the day. 00:17:17.370 --> 00:17:23.930 I had somebody recently asked me why I don't use this podcast to give you my opinions on 00:17:23.930 --> 00:17:25.610 what's going on in the world. 00:17:25.610 --> 00:17:28.450 Well, you don't fucking need me for that, do you? 00:17:28.450 --> 00:17:35.250 That's one of the things I've really stayed strong about in reference to missing through 00:17:35.250 --> 00:17:36.250 operatio. 00:17:36.250 --> 00:17:39.730 This isn't that you're not coming to me for the news of the day. 00:17:39.730 --> 00:17:42.530 I prefer to talk about ridiculous shit. 00:17:42.530 --> 00:17:46.090 Stuff that doesn't matter to anybody in the green scheme of things. 00:17:46.090 --> 00:17:51.370 Like getting asked to judge a chilly cookoff and all the reasons why it would be a fucking 00:17:51.370 --> 00:17:53.970 horrible idea for me to do that. 00:17:53.970 --> 00:18:01.490 However, I say all that to say this occasionally I have thoughts about specific social issues 00:18:01.490 --> 00:18:04.130 that I feel the need to weigh in on. 00:18:04.130 --> 00:18:05.130 I don't know why. 00:18:05.130 --> 00:18:08.170 I know in this case, I do know why. 00:18:08.170 --> 00:18:14.290 What I want to talk about right now is racism in the label of racist. 00:18:14.290 --> 00:18:17.330 That's what I want to talk about in this segment. 00:18:17.330 --> 00:18:22.870 My personal feelings on the matter are that the term racist is being thrown out way too 00:18:22.870 --> 00:18:25.530 often and way too liberally. 00:18:25.530 --> 00:18:32.370 The term racist is being applied to people in ways that is absolutely inappropriate. 00:18:32.370 --> 00:18:37.070 For example, when I was coming up all those years ago if there was some chick who came 00:18:37.070 --> 00:18:45.010 out on TV or in a magazine and said she does not date men of a different race because she 00:18:45.010 --> 00:18:48.390 wants her kids to look like her someday. 00:18:48.390 --> 00:18:50.570 She would not have been labeled a racist. 00:18:50.570 --> 00:18:53.570 They would have said that that's her personal preference and people could shake their 00:18:53.570 --> 00:18:55.290 heads if they wanted to. 00:18:55.290 --> 00:19:01.170 However, nowadays if a lady comes out and says that she does not date men of a different 00:19:01.170 --> 00:19:06.210 race because she wants her kids to look like her, she's a fucking racist. 00:19:06.210 --> 00:19:11.150 And I think that that is an inappropriate use of that term. 00:19:11.150 --> 00:19:17.690 Maybe we we've forgotten what being a racist actually is but I don't think that's what it is. 00:19:17.690 --> 00:19:21.330 And I don't think you think that's what it is either. 00:19:21.330 --> 00:19:26.010 I think deep down we all know it's not racism. 00:19:26.010 --> 00:19:27.290 Of course, it's not. 00:19:27.290 --> 00:19:28.570 It's a personal preference. 00:19:28.570 --> 00:19:33.930 We had it right all those years ago but somewhere along the way a group of people figured 00:19:33.930 --> 00:19:40.170 out that if you fucking call somebody a racist they're going to stop doing whatever you 00:19:40.170 --> 00:19:42.210 don't want them to be doing. 00:19:42.210 --> 00:19:46.530 Or they're at the very least going to shut up and go away. 00:19:46.530 --> 00:19:52.650 Being called a racist has been a social life and personal life and professional life killer 00:19:52.650 --> 00:19:58.890 for a very long time and people are terrified to be fucking hung with that label. 00:19:58.890 --> 00:20:03.770 It's one of those few terrifying fucking things that you can get accused of and it doesn't 00:20:22.650 --> 00:20:25.610 do religion other than yours. 00:20:25.610 --> 00:20:26.610 The word racist. 00:20:26.610 --> 00:20:32.090 I know their mouth almost immediately like it's a pre-programmed response. 00:20:32.090 --> 00:20:34.850 So I was rolling all that over in my mind. 00:20:34.850 --> 00:20:40.330 The pre-programmed response among today's youth combined with the fact that being labeled 00:20:40.330 --> 00:20:44.810 a racist is a fucking career in personal life, social life killer. 00:20:44.810 --> 00:20:49.010 And I was debating on whether or not I really wanted to tackle this social issue. 00:20:49.010 --> 00:20:51.370 It's not really in my wheelhouse. 00:20:51.370 --> 00:20:55.290 I tell dick jokes and fucking tell funny stories and stuff like that. 00:20:55.290 --> 00:20:57.490 I rarely get serious. 00:20:57.490 --> 00:21:04.930 But the more I thought about it, the more I thought that people are misusing the term racist. 00:21:04.930 --> 00:21:09.450 And I think on some level there are people who are purposely misusing the term racist because 00:21:09.450 --> 00:21:12.050 they know like I said it's a show stopper. 00:21:12.050 --> 00:21:17.650 The quickest way to get somebody to fuck off out of your face and crawl back in whatever 00:21:17.650 --> 00:21:24.010 fucking hole they came from and to stop giving opposing viewpoints publicly is to label them 00:21:24.010 --> 00:21:28.730 a fucking racist because they know now that they've been labeled a racist. 00:21:28.730 --> 00:21:32.730 If they don't fucking stop, they're going to lose their jobs, they're going to lose 00:21:32.730 --> 00:21:35.810 their family, they're going to lose their fucking social life, they're going to lose all 00:21:35.810 --> 00:21:37.570 their fucking prospects. 00:21:37.570 --> 00:21:40.850 It's one of the quickest ways to get canceled. 00:21:40.850 --> 00:21:44.410 So I think that there's a group of people out there of may help. 00:21:44.410 --> 00:21:49.250 Maybe even a fairly large percentage of the people that you hear utter the word racist 00:21:49.250 --> 00:21:51.290 on a fucking daily basis. 00:21:51.290 --> 00:21:56.930 Who know that it's a fucking show stopper and they understand on a fundamental level 00:21:56.930 --> 00:21:59.890 that they're using the term improperly. 00:21:59.890 --> 00:22:03.770 If you're one of those people who fall into that category, fuck you, I'm not talking to 00:22:03.770 --> 00:22:04.970 you right now. 00:22:04.970 --> 00:22:10.050 What I'm getting ready to do here is not for you because what you're doing, you're 00:22:10.050 --> 00:22:12.610 doing nefariously. 00:22:12.610 --> 00:22:18.450 What I'm getting ready to do here, I'm doing for the youth of Western society who have 00:22:18.450 --> 00:22:25.290 been programmed to think that anytime someone of a certain race comments on someone of 00:22:25.290 --> 00:22:28.090 a another race, that it's racism. 00:22:28.090 --> 00:22:34.330 What I'm going to do here today is illustrate in a very misanthrobradio fashion, the difference 00:22:34.330 --> 00:22:39.250 between using your powers of deduction and racism. 00:22:39.250 --> 00:22:45.290 That's what we're going to do here today on this segment of misanthrobradio. 00:22:45.290 --> 00:22:49.930 A wonderful, a real Mexican. 00:22:49.930 --> 00:22:55.810 Janet, walk up to his El Camino, knock gently on the window, now's your opportunity. 00:22:55.810 --> 00:22:58.810 Ask him where the nearest talker it is. 00:22:58.810 --> 00:23:02.370 Oh my god, Joe, that is so fucking racist. 00:23:02.370 --> 00:23:04.170 Stop the vignette. 00:23:04.170 --> 00:23:08.490 What you just heard there was an interaction between Joe and Janet. 00:23:08.490 --> 00:23:16.810 Joe pointed out what he infers to be, a gentleman of Latin origin based on context clues and told 00:23:16.810 --> 00:23:22.850 Janet now is her opportunity to ask him where the nearest place to get real Mexican tacos 00:23:22.850 --> 00:23:23.850 is. 00:23:23.850 --> 00:23:27.490 Janet immediately whirled on him and called him a racist. 00:23:27.490 --> 00:23:32.170 Let's see how Joe handles the rest of this interaction. 00:23:32.170 --> 00:23:34.290 Janet, what the fuck are you talking about? 00:23:34.290 --> 00:23:35.810 I'm not a racist. 00:23:35.810 --> 00:23:39.090 Let's use our fucking powers of deduction here. 00:23:39.090 --> 00:23:44.530 That is a vintage El Camino painted candy apple red slammed to the ground with hydraulics 00:23:44.530 --> 00:23:47.170 and absolutely stunning rims. 00:23:47.170 --> 00:23:53.130 He has a chain steering wheel and giant fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror. 00:23:53.130 --> 00:23:58.370 My powers of deduction tell me that that is probably a Mexican. 00:23:58.370 --> 00:24:00.090 Let's find out. 00:24:01.130 --> 00:24:02.130 Excuse me, sir. 00:24:02.130 --> 00:24:04.170 Elevator was happening. 00:24:04.170 --> 00:24:07.370 We were wondering where the nearest talker is. 00:24:07.370 --> 00:24:10.570 Oh fuck yeah bro, three blocks down. 00:24:10.570 --> 00:24:12.290 Try the fucking tone. 00:24:12.290 --> 00:24:15.970 Thank you sir and we will be on our way. 00:24:15.970 --> 00:24:21.930 As you just heard there, a vintage El Camino playing reggaeton music painted candy apple 00:24:21.930 --> 00:24:27.370 red slammed the fucking ground stunning wheels chain steering wheel fuzzy dice. 00:24:27.370 --> 00:24:33.290 Joe used his powers of deduction and inference and critical reasoning skills in order to make 00:24:33.290 --> 00:24:39.110 an assumption and educated guess that that gentleman driving that vehicle was in fact 00:24:39.110 --> 00:24:40.370 a Mexican. 00:24:40.370 --> 00:24:43.010 And as it turns out, he was right. 00:24:43.010 --> 00:24:47.970 Janet is an overly sensitive pre-programmed by society Kant. 00:24:47.970 --> 00:24:55.570 Now by way of comparison, let's do the exact same scenario but show you what racism actually 00:24:55.570 --> 00:24:56.570 is. 00:24:56.570 --> 00:24:58.770 Ah, there you go Janet. 00:24:58.770 --> 00:25:01.130 There's your opportunity right there. 00:25:01.130 --> 00:25:06.690 There's a dirty goddamn fucking wet-back Mexican right over there in that El Camino. 00:25:06.690 --> 00:25:08.690 Of course it's a fucking El Camino. 00:25:08.690 --> 00:25:10.090 A Chevy El Camino. 00:25:10.090 --> 00:25:15.650 Do you know why Mexicans like Chevrolet's because they can actually say the fucking word? 00:25:45.650 --> 00:25:51.650 In particular, scenario the label of racist would be absolutely appropriate for Joe's 00:25:51.650 --> 00:25:52.650 conduct. 00:25:52.650 --> 00:25:57.450 Joe obviously has a problem with people of his spanic origin. 00:25:57.450 --> 00:25:59.870 And 00:25:59.870 --> 00:26:01.770 And calling Joe a fucking racist would absolutely make sense here. 00:26:01.770 --> 00:26:03.570 Do you see the difference? 00:26:03.570 --> 00:26:09.450 The first scenario he made an inference based on what he saw that the gentleman driving the 00:26:09.450 --> 00:26:12.330 fucking vehicle was going to be a Mexican. 00:26:12.330 --> 00:26:14.210 In the second scenario 00:26:14.210 --> 00:26:32.350 while making 00:26:32.350 --> 00:26:40.130 From long island New York he has a master's degree in accounting. 00:26:40.130 --> 00:26:42.410 Ah, I see. 00:26:42.410 --> 00:26:43.550 We was a Jewish applicant! 00:26:43.550 --> 00:26:44.550 Sir! 00:26:44.550 --> 00:26:46.590 That's fucking racist! 00:26:46.590 --> 00:26:48.010 Is it though? 00:26:48.010 --> 00:26:53.510 Is it actually racist to point out that someone is most likely a Jew? 00:26:53.510 --> 00:26:55.070 I don't think it is. 00:26:55.070 --> 00:27:02.190 The boss here in this vignette is using his context clues and powers of deduction. 00:27:02.190 --> 00:27:06.710 He has perceived, based on the fact that the guy's last name is Schwartz. 00:27:06.710 --> 00:27:12.030 He comes from Long Island, New York, and he works in his parents' jewelry store that 00:27:12.030 --> 00:27:15.110 he is most likely a Jew. 00:27:15.110 --> 00:27:19.330 Now let's check back into the conference room and see if the rest of this conversation 00:27:19.330 --> 00:27:22.730 carines over the edge into racism. 00:27:22.730 --> 00:27:25.570 Oh, Johnson, it is not racist. 00:27:25.570 --> 00:27:30.070 To infer that the man is probably one of God's chosen people. 00:27:30.070 --> 00:27:34.970 His name is Schwartz for fuck's sake, and he works in his parents' jewelry store. 00:27:34.970 --> 00:27:38.650 He has a master's degree in accounting for Christ's sake. 00:27:38.650 --> 00:27:44.770 He couldn't appear more Jewish on this fucking page if his name was Hebe Goldstein. 00:27:44.770 --> 00:27:49.090 There was always eventually going to be a fucking Jew apply for one of these jobs. 00:27:49.090 --> 00:27:52.730 We'll have to start buying kosher toilet paper, I'm sure. 00:27:52.730 --> 00:27:54.970 Call him up, go ahead, get him in here for an interview. 00:27:54.970 --> 00:27:58.250 I guarantee his nose is fucking enormous. 00:27:58.250 --> 00:28:01.170 You know why Jews have large noses, Johnson? 00:28:01.170 --> 00:28:02.410 Sir! 00:28:02.410 --> 00:28:04.490 Because the fucking air is free. 00:28:04.490 --> 00:28:10.570 As you heard the line was crossed, we crossed from using the power of inference and context 00:28:10.570 --> 00:28:15.930 clues and the powers of deduction into racism. 00:28:15.930 --> 00:28:19.010 Part one using powers of deduction. 00:28:19.010 --> 00:28:27.170 Part two of that vignette, carined over the cliff and fell into the chasm of racism. 00:28:27.170 --> 00:28:29.850 I think we have time for one more vignette. 00:28:29.850 --> 00:28:34.370 Mom, mom, I've never been so excited, I just got asked to prom. 00:28:34.370 --> 00:28:37.010 Oh my God, honey, that's fucking amazing. 00:28:37.010 --> 00:28:38.970 Who asked you to prom? 00:28:38.970 --> 00:28:39.970 Who's the best part? 00:28:39.970 --> 00:28:45.690 I got asked to prom by the cutest boy in the school, Del Menetrix Jones. 00:28:45.690 --> 00:28:47.490 What did you say his name was? 00:28:47.490 --> 00:28:49.330 Del Menetrix Jones. 00:28:49.330 --> 00:28:51.850 Del Menetrix Jones. 00:28:51.850 --> 00:28:53.090 Where is he from? 00:28:53.090 --> 00:28:55.250 His family just moved here from Detroit. 00:28:55.250 --> 00:28:57.450 Oh my God, I'm so excited. 00:28:57.450 --> 00:28:58.930 When can we go dress shopping? 00:28:58.930 --> 00:29:00.530 Honey, hang on a moment. 00:29:00.530 --> 00:29:04.170 You said his name is Del Menetrix Jones from Detroit. 00:29:04.170 --> 00:29:07.530 Mom, what are you trying to say? 00:29:07.530 --> 00:29:13.730 What I'm saying, dear, is that it appears you've been asked to prom by a black man. 00:29:13.730 --> 00:29:16.010 Mom, that's racist. 00:29:16.010 --> 00:29:17.410 Stop the vignette. 00:29:17.410 --> 00:29:24.690 Del Menetrix Jones, I think is what she said his name was, Del Menetrix Jones from Detroit, 00:29:24.690 --> 00:29:25.690 Michigan. 00:29:25.690 --> 00:29:31.450 This young lady's mother without much information to go on to be fair, made a snap judgment 00:29:31.450 --> 00:29:39.770 that Del Menetrix Jones from Detroit, Michigan was in fact a black man, not racist to infer. 00:29:39.770 --> 00:29:45.730 She is using her powers of deduction and the information provided her to make an assessment 00:29:45.730 --> 00:29:47.330 of the situation. 00:29:47.330 --> 00:29:49.330 Now back to the vignette. 00:29:49.330 --> 00:29:51.330 Let's see if shit gets racist. 00:29:51.330 --> 00:29:55.770 You know, honey, for 200 generations, 200 probably. 00:29:55.770 --> 00:30:00.330 I'm not a genealogist here, but 200 generations. 00:30:00.330 --> 00:30:06.490 It's been whites, marrying the whites all back through our family tree, white man and 00:30:06.490 --> 00:30:12.370 white woman, white woman and white man, be gat, be gat, be gat, all the way down to 00:30:12.370 --> 00:30:13.370 you. 00:30:13.370 --> 00:30:19.010 Okay, you, with your shark, a red hair and your beautiful green eyes and your beautiful green 00:30:19.010 --> 00:30:20.370 eye, a best to skin. 00:30:20.370 --> 00:30:26.330 Of course, a fucking course, there was going to be some fucking dockies show up and try 00:30:26.330 --> 00:30:27.810 to scoop you up. 00:30:27.810 --> 00:30:32.490 Now the fucking dockies love them some red heads, especially if they're a little on the 00:30:32.490 --> 00:30:33.890 biggest side. 00:30:33.890 --> 00:30:34.890 Mom! 00:30:34.890 --> 00:30:37.050 I never ask you about your sex life. 00:30:37.050 --> 00:30:39.130 I don't want to know. 00:30:39.130 --> 00:30:42.090 But have you ever been fucked by a black man? 00:30:42.090 --> 00:30:46.530 They're giant fucking elephant cooks who'll be up all the way in you. 00:30:46.530 --> 00:30:48.370 You ever had your heart fucked? 00:30:48.370 --> 00:30:52.610 You felt like you had your heart broken when Chad broke up with you last year. 00:30:52.610 --> 00:30:54.250 Remember what that felt like? 00:30:54.250 --> 00:31:00.290 So this Delmonetrix will actually fuck your heart all the way up through your vagina. 00:31:00.290 --> 00:31:03.090 It doesn't sound very pleasant to me. 00:31:03.090 --> 00:31:08.730 He's going to scoop you up, you come from a good family, he's going to ram that giant 00:31:08.730 --> 00:31:12.250 fucking pork sword all the way up inside ya. 00:31:12.250 --> 00:31:16.330 He's going to knock you up, he's going to break ya fucking cheek, he's going to make 00:31:16.570 --> 00:31:20.730 sure that your credit is just as shitty as is and then he's going to drop 00:31:20.730 --> 00:31:23.530 ya on your cute little white ass. 00:31:23.530 --> 00:31:27.330 Delmonetrix Jones, ya merry who you date. 00:31:27.330 --> 00:31:33.690 I don't want some fucking thug rolling up here in a Suzuki sidekick with 19 fucking speakers 00:31:33.690 --> 00:31:40.570 in it in my house in my neighborhood to pick you up to go to a fucking prom. 00:31:40.570 --> 00:31:41.570 Absolutely not. 00:31:41.570 --> 00:31:43.650 Do you see the difference? 00:31:43.650 --> 00:31:48.890 Part one of the vignette she took the information provided to her and she made an inference 00:31:48.890 --> 00:31:51.250 that the man was black. 00:31:51.250 --> 00:31:52.850 Not racist. 00:31:52.850 --> 00:31:58.570 Not racist in the least merely inferring that someone is black based on their name and 00:31:58.570 --> 00:32:03.370 where they're from is not racist in any way shape or form. 00:32:03.370 --> 00:32:09.410 However in part two of that vignette that overprotective mother veered off the road of righteousness 00:32:09.410 --> 00:32:12.930 into the pit of naughty racism. 00:32:12.930 --> 00:32:17.210 Now obviously those vignettes are selling the Mexican and the El Camino. 00:32:17.210 --> 00:32:23.090 The guy named Schwartz who was obviously a Jew and Delmonetrix Jones or whatever the 00:32:23.090 --> 00:32:25.090 fuck his name was. 00:32:25.090 --> 00:32:31.370 Obviously silly little vignettes but I did all of that again to try to explain to the younger 00:32:31.370 --> 00:32:37.490 generations coming up that there is a difference between racism and deduction. 00:32:37.490 --> 00:32:42.370 There is nothing wrong with using your powers of deduction and powers of reasoning in order 00:32:42.370 --> 00:32:47.930 to come to conclusions about someone based on the information that you're given. 00:32:47.930 --> 00:32:50.210 There's nothing racist about that in any way. 00:33:12.370 --> 00:33:29.610 It's got a fucking suck. 00:33:29.610 --> 00:33:33.930 I hope I did a decent job there conveying what I was trying to convey. 00:33:33.930 --> 00:33:36.770 There is in fact racism in the world. 00:33:36.770 --> 00:33:37.770 There is. 00:33:37.770 --> 00:33:42.610 There's a hell of a lot of racists in the world but they're not lurking behind every fucking 00:33:42.610 --> 00:33:45.970 bush waiting to jump out and offend you. 00:33:45.970 --> 00:33:51.990 They're not 00:33:51.990 --> 00:33:58.610 somewhere along the way we ended up with a skewed vision of what racism actually fucking is. 00:33:58.610 --> 00:34:03.850 Racism is not pointing out that someone is black or Jewish or Hispanic. 00:34:03.850 --> 00:34:07.410 Racism is not pointing out that somebody is fucking white trash. 00:34:07.410 --> 00:34:12.570 Being a racist used to mean I fucking hate you because of the color of your skin or where 00:34:12.570 --> 00:34:15.690 you're from and I want you to fucking die. 00:34:15.690 --> 00:34:22.930 Even though you and your people have done nothing to me and or us, that's actual racism. 00:34:22.930 --> 00:34:26.930 And more often than not, that's not what's actually fucking happening around you. 00:34:26.930 --> 00:34:31.450 So I'm going to say it on behalf of everyone who actually has a sense of humor, stop being 00:34:31.450 --> 00:34:33.770 so fucking offended all the time. 00:34:33.770 --> 00:34:37.450 Thank you for joining me for this episode of Missing Through Op Radio. 00:34:37.450 --> 00:34:42.010 Leave a review, blah blah blah blah and whatever fucking platform you use. 00:34:42.010 --> 00:34:44.450 Tell a friend but only fucking cool people. 00:34:44.450 --> 00:34:47.570 Don't bring me people who are going to get offended and be weird. 00:34:47.570 --> 00:34:48.570 Alright? 00:34:48.570 --> 00:34:49.570 Okay. 00:34:49.570 --> 00:34:50.090 Until next time.