WEBVTT 00:00:00.300 --> 00:00:04.980 Welcome to season two episode eight of Misenthrop Radio. 00:00:04.980 --> 00:00:06.820 Misenthrop Radio. 00:00:06.820 --> 00:00:10.480 Pissie piss mongering fucking piss pot of the damned. 00:00:10.480 --> 00:00:12.680 Misenthrop Radio. 00:00:12.680 --> 00:00:16.080 International cream corn fuck headdery. 00:00:16.080 --> 00:00:17.520 Misenthrop Radio. 00:00:17.520 --> 00:00:19.180 Simply a dirty Jew. 00:00:19.180 --> 00:00:21.080 Misenthrop Radio. 00:00:21.080 --> 00:00:23.900 And as the young man knew full well, 00:00:23.900 --> 00:00:26.820 chicken fried steak couldn't fuck back. 00:00:26.820 --> 00:00:29.020 All it could do was be delicious. 00:00:30.700 --> 00:00:33.700 Misenthrop Radio starts now. 00:00:33.700 --> 00:00:39.920 My attempt to build a multimedia empire 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:42.320 on the back of Misenthrop Radio. 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:45.800 I have come around the idea of diversifying. 00:00:45.800 --> 00:00:49.800 Using my voice in other ways to try to make a buck 00:00:49.800 --> 00:00:52.480 while I'm not making a fucking dime, 00:00:52.480 --> 00:00:55.880 a podcast, getting paid to fucking podcast 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:58.320 was never really in the cards for me. 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:01.200 Misenthrop Radio is not exactly Commission. 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:03.440 Add revenue friendly. 00:01:03.440 --> 00:01:04.520 If you know what I mean. 00:01:04.520 --> 00:01:06.000 Kalken balls dick bitch, 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:09.360 can't pussy fuck rape murder arson and rape. 00:01:09.360 --> 00:01:10.320 You see what I mean? 00:01:10.320 --> 00:01:13.120 There's no advertisers out there 00:01:13.120 --> 00:01:14.480 there wanting to spin their fucking dollars 00:01:14.480 --> 00:01:16.080 on a show like this one. 00:01:16.080 --> 00:01:17.960 And that's perfectly fucking fine. 00:01:17.960 --> 00:01:21.960 I don't want to tow the line in order to keep advertisers happy. 00:01:21.960 --> 00:01:24.600 I wanna do what I wanna do here when I wanna do it. 00:01:24.600 --> 00:01:29.000 But if Misenthrop Radio is my hobby slash therapy 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:32.760 and my regular job is my regular job, 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:35.280 there's nothing wrong with side hustles. 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:37.840 So I've been kind of dabbling and freelancing. 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:40.880 I do the occasional TV or radio ad. 00:01:40.880 --> 00:01:43.720 I've started dicking around with imaging a little bit. 00:01:43.720 --> 00:01:46.280 I keep auditioning for video games 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:51.280 and voiceover stuff for like cartoons and shit like that. 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:53.440 I've gotten close a couple times 00:01:53.440 --> 00:01:56.000 but I haven't really got there yet. 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:58.560 But the medium I think I have the most potential 00:01:58.560 --> 00:02:02.720 to see some to see some degree of success in is audiobooks. 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:02.080 So your voice is an unpleasant, yeah I know that. 00:03:02.080 --> 00:03:05.200 But nobody wants a fucking white guy 00:03:05.200 --> 00:03:09.360 who sounds like a white guy to read their fucking audiobooks anymore 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:21.520 unless it's some kind of and saving money about. 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:22.760 ' 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:14.400 I have modern recording techniques. 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:17.600 I have a modicum of talent. 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:21.040 Why don't I just give them what they say they want? 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:26.640 It's a running joke that the most popular genre of books out there right now 00:04:26.640 --> 00:04:28.880 are Lady porn. 00:04:28.880 --> 00:04:31.200 I actually did a bit in season one 00:04:31.200 --> 00:04:35.360 where I was kind of mocking the fucking Lady porn genre 00:04:35.360 --> 00:04:36.960 and how crazy it's getting. 00:04:36.960 --> 00:04:40.200 To say that they're blending fantasy with romance 00:04:40.200 --> 00:04:43.280 would be to put it mildly. 00:04:43.280 --> 00:04:45.440 Here's an excerpt from that episode. 00:04:45.440 --> 00:04:49.600 Julian comes around behind that tiger with two glass ash trays 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:52.760 and starts clapping the fucking tigers giant sack 00:04:53.080 --> 00:04:57.960 between those two glass ash trays over and over and over again 00:04:57.960 --> 00:05:22.740 with brutal crushing force that tiger 00:05:22.760 --> 00:05:25.720 and I run across one of these Lady porn books 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:29.080 and they say that they're looking for a young sounding female 00:05:29.080 --> 00:05:31.640 to narrate and voice act their latest 00:05:31.640 --> 00:05:35.880 werewolf breeding king fucking romance adventure. 00:05:35.880 --> 00:05:39.480 Then I've used my knowledge of modern recording techniques 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:45.880 and my considerable talent to give them exactly what they say they want. 00:05:45.880 --> 00:05:50.600 His powerful wolf form pinned me harder against a rough bark 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:55.560 thur brushing my bare skin as the full moon lit his massive 00:05:55.560 --> 00:06:00.680 throbbing cock thick veined with a swelling knot at the base 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:02.920 already pulsing with need. 00:06:02.920 --> 00:06:07.240 I mowned and spread my legs wider my pussy dripping wet 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:09.240 fuck me I begged. 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:14.200 He snarled and slammed in deep with one brutal thrust 00:06:14.200 --> 00:06:18.440 stretching my tight walls around his huge shaft. 00:06:18.440 --> 00:06:21.480 Each savage pump drove him balls deep 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:25.400 the knot battering my entrance until it popped inside 00:06:25.400 --> 00:06:28.760 locking us together. His hips jack hammered 00:06:28.760 --> 00:06:33.320 not grinding my g spot while his claws dug into my ass 00:06:33.320 --> 00:06:37.400 I screamed an ecstasy squirting hard around his swelling 00:06:37.400 --> 00:06:41.480 cock as endless waves of orgasm ripped through me 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:44.840 his hot seed flooded my human womb. 00:06:44.840 --> 00:06:48.360 Fuck see what I'm saying if you can't beat him 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:52.440 join him give him exactly what they want they don't want 00:06:52.440 --> 00:06:56.680 the Judeo Christian fucking white dude narrating their 00:06:56.680 --> 00:07:00.280 audiobooks anymore and to be completely honest how 00:07:00.280 --> 00:07:04.760 how the fuck would I sound narrating that let me give it a shot here real quick 00:07:04.760 --> 00:07:08.520 his powerful wolf form pinned me harder against a rough bark 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:12.680 for brushing my bare skin as the full moon lit his massive throbbing 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:17.960 cocked. How's that how's that gonna fucking sound 00:07:17.960 --> 00:07:22.280 you know what I'm saying obviously Judeo Christian white dude can't read that 00:07:22.280 --> 00:07:25.560 audiobook so I give him exactly what they want 00:07:25.560 --> 00:07:31.080 another real popular genre right now is the gay romance novel 00:07:31.080 --> 00:07:36.280 big up and coming thing so if you say you want a young sounding gay male to 00:07:36.280 --> 00:07:42.600 narrate your fucking gay romance novel I got you I can do this I give you 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:47.720 exactly what you want his eyes darkened with hunger as he 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:52.520 backed me against the wall one strong hand sliding up my chest 00:07:52.520 --> 00:07:57.080 thumb brushing my nipple through and my shirt you've been teasing me all night 00:07:57.080 --> 00:08:02.040 he murmured voice low and rough lips inches from mine 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:07.720 his other hand gripped my hip pulling me flush against his hard bulge I shivered 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:12.920 breath catching what if I want you to lose control I said it in my bitchiest fucking 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:18.520 most challenging voice he's smirked leaning into graze his teeth along my neck 00:08:18.520 --> 00:08:19.200 hot breath 00:08:19.200 --> 00:08:26.760 sending sparks down my spine then strip slowly show me how badly you need this 00:08:26.760 --> 00:08:33.480 cock he said my hands tremble desiobade peeling off my shirt then pants 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:38.840 standing naked and aching while his gaze devoured every inch of my naked 00:08:38.840 --> 00:08:47.000 form he stepped closer fingers tracing my cock stroking once teasing good boy now 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:52.840 get on your knees as if bitch you know you know you know you want to flamboyantly 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:58.520 gay man to read your gay fantasy book dude I got you I can fucking do that 00:08:58.520 --> 00:09:04.680 your boy Lorenzo has the talent the skill and the will to be whatever you want your 00:09:04.680 --> 00:09:09.960 audio book to be you don't need to fucking go on these long drawn out searches 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:16.120 to find the perfect voice just call me you want wide Anglo-Saxon male obviously 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:20.520 I can do that you want the fucking bitchy chick who's gonna fucking bang the 00:09:20.520 --> 00:09:27.000 werewolf I can do that too clearly and you want the gay dude for your gay romance novel 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:33.400 I've got you let's just say for example that you have a crime drama that you need to be 00:09:33.400 --> 00:09:40.840 fully fucking produced with more than one voice look no further than your boy Lorenzo I got you 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:47.960 diamond trembled on her knees make up smeared as trail towered over her in the dim motel room 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:54.360 where the fuck am I money bitch he snarled belt already sliding through the loops 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:58.920 she whispered the count was short again his hand cracked across her face 00:09:58.920 --> 00:10:04.040 right he had a bucket be gay bitch pussy ass crack ass ho has bitch 00:10:04.040 --> 00:10:07.640 cream cone fucking poor poor cold red bitch 00:10:07.640 --> 00:10:12.840 with my fucking money I want my fucking money I on about that killed it and that fucking robbing 00:10:12.840 --> 00:10:18.920 I want that motherfucking money she quickly emptied her purse cash-spilling trail snatched it 00:10:18.920 --> 00:10:24.760 counting every bill before stuffing it in his pocket good bitch these are just a few 00:10:24.760 --> 00:10:33.000 poultry fucking examples of the range that I bring to bear on your audiobook project come in here 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:41.720 and sit down my father was not a very nice man and he did things that would be considered questionable 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:49.320 in today's environment but he did it all in the name of trying to make us in the better proper man 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:56.360 now he used to beat us that's true he used to beat us about the face and the breast and the neck 00:10:56.360 --> 00:11:02.200 and the chest and all about the head and the ass and of course across the genitalia 00:11:02.680 --> 00:11:10.520 our dad our father used to just beat us unmerciful for any perceived slight or failing on our part 00:11:10.520 --> 00:11:16.360 but then sometimes he would have what he called man training and my brother Sean 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:24.040 and I did not look forward to that it seemed crazy at the time but look him back on it now I 00:11:24.040 --> 00:11:30.280 understand what he was trying to do there was this one time that he sat us down in front of him and 00:11:30.280 --> 00:11:37.880 he took out his giant fucking meady cock and he fucking beat her up in front of us of course we 00:11:37.880 --> 00:11:57.600 didn't know what was going on we didn't understand what beating of 00:11:57.600 --> 00:12:05.760 and then he fucking pounded beat that fucking cock at mercy for right in front of us no lotion no fucking vaseline 00:12:05.760 --> 00:12:13.360 and nothing he said you beat it fucking rollo and you beat it fucking dry so you build up the galleases 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:21.920 because the world is a very unforgiving place for a weak man and a weak man is one who uses lubrication 00:12:21.920 --> 00:12:29.040 when he's beaten off any fucking jack that fucking pork sword and it fucking erupted with this white 00:12:29.040 --> 00:12:35.600 shit all over the room all over the room he was spraying ropes onto the windows and the fucking 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:44.240 drapes and all over the carpeted floor he even in his convulsions got a dribbler that shit all over Sean's 00:12:44.240 --> 00:12:50.800 bottom lip and before Sean could even realize what he done he'd instinctively sucked in into his mouth 00:12:50.880 --> 00:12:58.480 and that one moment changed Sean's entire life trajectory he grew into a fanook now nowadays they 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:06.720 would call that sort of thing the deviant sexual behavior of pedophilia but really it was man training 00:13:06.720 --> 00:13:14.560 except for Sean the fanook but for me it was man training and I understood boys and I went a long 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:21.760 time before I allowed myself to get hood winked by some goddamn coups you see what I'm saying 00:13:21.760 --> 00:13:30.000 I'm a one stop voice over shop I can do any kind of audiobook you want you have the world of 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:37.440 literary voices at your fingertips all you have to do is reach out to me I will fucking narrate 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:42.960 your audiobook no matter what you're looking I think I've illustrated that here today I can do 00:13:42.960 --> 00:13:49.440 whatever you fucking want another time he called us in from hand training and he had us take our 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:56.560 fucking cocks out of our pants and he handed us each a water toilet paper and he had us rub all 00:13:56.560 --> 00:14:03.520 over and around our little underdeveloped weeners with this water toilet paper and we had to do it 00:14:03.520 --> 00:14:09.840 faithfully every night before we went to bed and we were rubbing and we were rubbing and we 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:16.000 were rubbing faithfully every night before we went to bed but we never dared question him until 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:22.960 finally one day my brother Sean the fanook finally went to dad and said hey pops why do we do this 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:29.120 thing with toilet paper all over our little weeners before we go to bed and my father looked at him 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:35.200 and said it's to make you weener get nice and big and Sean said how's rubbing it with toilet 00:14:35.280 --> 00:14:40.880 paper gonna make our weeners nice and big and my father who had been in the drink a little bit 00:14:40.880 --> 00:14:57.720 that night said well I don 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:12.080 in front of you and that's just me fucking around that's not that's just me without any real scripts to read 00:15:12.080 --> 00:15:18.400 I come at you with a very convincing sounding young female who likes to fuck wear wolves right off the 00:15:18.400 --> 00:15:26.400 top of my head I come at you with the best sounding gay man of all time for your gay romance novel I come 00:15:26.400 --> 00:15:34.880 at you with a narrator voice and a fucking black pimpe for your fucking crime drama and then I come at 00:15:34.880 --> 00:15:42.720 you with an old man telling his life story in biography form what the fuck more are you looking for god 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:49.040 damn it well someone please give me a fucking audiobook narrating job so I can get the side hustle going 00:15:49.040 --> 00:15:56.000 I don't know what more I can do to sell myself to you you fucking idiot how have you not already 00:15:56.000 --> 00:16:01.760 employed me it's just so frustrating to have all this fucking talent and nobody fucking sees it all they 00:16:01.760 --> 00:16:06.880 see is the white guy in my fucking profile picture and they go nope they're not willing to peel back the 00:16:06.880 --> 00:16:14.160 fucking layers and see everything that I have to offer I'm gonna ask you the indie author to look beyond 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:20.160 the white face to look beyond the proper diction and non-regional 00:16:20.160 --> 00:16:22.080 dialect 00:16:49.890 --> 00:16:59.250 gaming sci-fi and fantasy one puff at a time nerd chronicles baked law out now on all platforms hit 00:16:59.250 --> 00:17:08.110 subscribe and settle in segment to you you know who I was thinking about the other day 00:17:09.870 --> 00:17:16.430 Maryland Manson remember that fucking guy Maryland Manson now admittedly I'm kind of out of touch 00:17:16.430 --> 00:17:21.470 Maryland Manson made still be out there doing his thing putting out records and people 00:17:21.470 --> 00:17:27.230 may love him he may be more popular than he's ever been but I don't think so I haven't heard 00:17:27.230 --> 00:17:34.190 anything about Maryland Manson in a long fucking time I vaguely remember now that I think about it 00:17:35.310 --> 00:17:40.910 he was imbrialled in some kind of fucking controversy some controversy that he wasn't going to be 00:17:40.910 --> 00:17:46.030 able to shake out of I mean controversy's always been his thing that's how he made his money 00:17:46.030 --> 00:17:46.070 to be able to shake out of that would simply be a 00:17:46.070 --> 00:17:57.550 Google search away but I don't really do research from his in throw up radio I haven't in the past 00:17:57.550 --> 00:18:04.590 and I'm not going to now why would I start I just vaguely remember hearing somebody say something 00:18:04.590 --> 00:18:12.590 about Maryland Manson got canceled some kind of way but anyway controversy was always 00:18:42.670 --> 00:18:48.990 changed in the world to where the most evil thing on the fucking airwaves around tv 20 years ago 00:18:48.990 --> 00:18:56.910 is now a joke I don't know it could be that the world has devolved and gotten so fucking 00:18:56.910 --> 00:19:05.110 abnormally goddamn evil that Maryland Manson's fucking garden variety evil seems just quaint 00:19:05.430 --> 00:19:09.110 almost like a joke like this is contrived evil obviously 00:19:09.110 --> 00:19:13.030 Of course Maryland Manson puts on this makeup and sometimes he has a bump instead of a cock like a 00:19:13.030 --> 00:19:18.870 fucking candle oh sometimes he dresses like Hitler he's got two different colored eyes he wears rouge 00:19:18.870 --> 00:19:29.030 okay that's quaint evil that's fun evil that's silly evil in 2026 in 2006 2004 2001 00:19:29.590 --> 00:19:34.710 you know the late 90s Maryland Manson was the most evil thing alive church groups were 00:19:34.710 --> 00:19:38.950 protesting him like I said earlier he was getting blamed for school shootings 00:19:38.950 --> 00:19:46.470 haha the fucking responsibility was was being laid at his feet and now 20 years later he's a joke 00:19:46.470 --> 00:19:51.110 what the fuck happened what the fuck is happened in the world that Maryland Manson is now 00:19:52.150 --> 00:19:59.510 a joke I remember actually buying his album of the golden age of grotesque that came out in 2003 00:19:59.510 --> 00:20:02.790 I remember buying that album because I remember buying that album because I thought it was good 00:20:02.790 --> 00:20:09.270 it all right I was good, I had songs on it like mob scene and the golden age of grotesque and slut garden 00:20:09.270 --> 00:20:09.910 slught garden slught garden sl 00:20:09.990 --> 00:20:24.580 and 00:20:24.580 --> 00:20:26.820 � the 00:20:26.820 --> 00:20:30.500 first song on the album called this is the new shit 00:20:30.500 --> 00:20:38.220 now mob scene was released as a single for air play first and then I think this is the new shit was the 00:20:38.220 --> 00:20:45.020 second release off the album but I already owned the album by the time you know radio station started 00:20:45.020 --> 00:20:51.420 playing that song so I discovered it you know quite on my own you know with Maryland Manson on my 00:20:51.420 --> 00:20:56.460 mind and wondering what the fuck happened to him I pulled out the old CD fucking collection and I 00:20:56.460 --> 00:21:03.820 put in the golden age of grotesque and listen to his song this is the new shit and again I remember 00:21:03.900 --> 00:21:09.100 thinking at the time what a fucking cool song it had a groove and the the guitars were fucking cool 00:21:09.100 --> 00:21:16.140 and I really really liked that song fast forward to 2026 I loaded up and I sit there and I listen 00:21:16.140 --> 00:21:24.780 and I'm like fucking god damn this was just fucking terrible it's just a fucking awful song and that 00:21:24.780 --> 00:21:30.700 got me looking at other songs of his going back and listening to excerpts from the Maryland Manson 00:21:30.700 --> 00:21:36.700 catalog and it all sounds dated it all sounds shitty it's just it's just not good and now I'm 00:21:36.700 --> 00:21:43.260 questioning whether it ever was maybe I was one of those guys back in the early 2000s and late 90s 00:21:43.260 --> 00:21:51.580 who was in demands and just because my parents would fucking hate him now you should know I have 00:21:51.580 --> 00:21:56.940 a learning disability I don't have the ability to listen to a song and tell you what it fucking means 00:21:56.940 --> 00:22:03.500 I've never been able to decode it I don't understand poetry either nor have I ever tried to remedy it 00:22:03.500 --> 00:22:08.060 I can remember the lyrics to hundreds of fucking songs but I couldn't tell you what a single one of them 00:22:08.060 --> 00:22:13.420 means I have no idea unless you beat me over the head with the fucking meaning like Michelle by the 00:22:13.420 --> 00:22:18.940 Beatles probably about some fucking broad name Michelle if I had to guess so I thought we would take 00:22:48.940 --> 00:22:55.820 a relative obscurity the song that Nigel is going to do for us now is called this is the new 00:22:55.820 --> 00:23:05.020 shit off of the golden age of grotesque album from 2003 everything has been said before there's 00:23:05.020 --> 00:23:12.060 nothing left to say anymore when it's all the same you can ask for it by name 00:23:13.020 --> 00:23:21.180 Babel Babel bitch bitch forever rebel party party sex sex sex and don't forget the violence 00:23:21.180 --> 00:23:30.220 blah blah blah got your lovied of his sad and lonely stick your stupid slug it in everybody sing along 00:23:30.860 --> 00:23:38.860 Babel Babel bitch bitch rebel rebel party party sex sex sex and don't forget the violence 00:23:39.580 --> 00:23:47.980 blah blah blah got your lovied of his sad and lonely stick your stupid slogan in everybody sing 00:23:48.700 --> 00:23:58.220 all you motherfuckers ready for the new shit stand up and admit tomorrow's never coming this is the 00:23:58.220 --> 00:24:10.860 new shit stand up and admit do we get it no do we want it yeah this is the new shit stand up and 00:24:10.860 --> 00:24:21.020 admit this is the new shit by Marilyn Manson from 2003 Babel Babel bitch rebel party party sex sex 00:24:21.020 --> 00:24:25.980 don't forget the violence I just can't imagine why Marilyn Manson's faded into obscurity with 00:24:25.980 --> 00:24:31.820 fucking deep goddamn meaningful lyrics like that are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit stand 00:24:31.820 --> 00:24:38.380 up and admit tomorrow's never coming stand up do we get it no do we want it yeah that's fucking 00:24:38.380 --> 00:24:45.340 deep dude that's real deep that's fucking deep as fuck Marilyn I just can't figure out why 00:24:45.340 --> 00:24:50.700 Marilyn Manson's faded away with meaningful shit like that in his songs really stands the 00:24:50.700 --> 00:24:57.100 test of time when you come at us with fucking songs like that this is the new shit from 2003 00:24:57.100 --> 00:25:01.820 Marilyn and again I don't understand the social or legal ramifications I don't know what he's 00:25:01.820 --> 00:25:07.580 fucking going through as far as the controversy that he was embroiled in that he may or may not have 00:25:07.580 --> 00:25:13.740 been able to shake out of it and I don't care I'm judging his music on face value and all I know 00:25:14.300 --> 00:25:21.100 that if you walk up to 100 fucking people who were alive and in prime music listening age 00:25:21.100 --> 00:25:43.740 in the late 90s early 2000s who have a 00:25:43.740 --> 00:25:48.940 beach back in the fucking mid the late 70s nobody admits to fucking getting down to stay in a 00:25:48.940 --> 00:25:54.940 live or fucking November woman or anything like that nobody admits to being a beegee's fan from 00:25:54.940 --> 00:26:00.620 that time period but there was a hell of a fucking lot of them nobody admits to loving Barry Manolo 00:26:00.620 --> 00:26:03.260 but the motherfuckers sold 80 million records records nobody admits to 00:26:03.260 --> 00:26:10.380 to enjoying Oingo Bingo in the fucking 80s but they were a fucking platinum artist nobody admits 00:26:10.380 --> 00:26:17.420 to going to see winger in fucking concert in the late 80s but all I know is they sold 12 million 00:26:17.420 --> 00:26:25.260 fucking records worldwide I think I'm relatively safe now in saying the late 90s through early 2000s 00:26:25.260 --> 00:26:32.060 version of the beegees is Marilyn Manson let's pick another song for Nigel Dureyde and see what 00:26:32.060 --> 00:26:38.780 else I can find here it's going one of his older albums, from 1996 the anti-Christ superstar album 00:26:39.660 --> 00:26:48.140 let's pick a song off of here one that you may have heard minute of decay okay de-formography I 00:26:48.140 --> 00:26:53.260 don't know any of these songs tourniquets dried up tied and dead to the world are the beautiful people 00:26:53.260 --> 00:26:59.340 okay I know that one let's click on that one and have Nigel do a dramatic reading of the lyrics 00:27:00.060 --> 00:27:07.100 to the beautiful people by Marilyn Manson and see if this gives us any clues as to why he may have 00:27:07.100 --> 00:27:14.300 faded into obscurity the worms we live in every host it's hard to pick which one they hate the 00:27:14.300 --> 00:27:21.580 most the horrible people the horrible people it's all anatomic is the size of your steeple 00:27:22.220 --> 00:27:31.020 capitalism has made it this way old-fashioned fascism would take it away hey you what do you see 00:27:31.820 --> 00:27:39.820 something beautiful something free hey you are you trying to be mean if you live with 00:27:39.820 --> 00:27:46.540 apes man it's hard to be clean there's no time to discriminate hate every mother 00:27:46.540 --> 00:27:53.500 fucker that's in your way the beautiful people the beautiful people repeated eight times 00:27:54.220 --> 00:27:59.020 it's really difficult to understand why Marilyn Manson faded away with deep fucking meaningful 00:27:59.020 --> 00:28:06.060 This is all anatomic to the size of your steeple that's fucking deep dude that's real deep he's 00:28:06.060 --> 00:28:11.500 delving deep into the fucking human psyche with that one it's all anatomic as the size of your 00:28:11.500 --> 00:28:16.700 your steeple god damn Marilyn man you're blowing my mind over here I don't understand how you 00:28:16.700 --> 00:28:21.980 faded away either bro there's no time to discriminate hate every mother fucker that's in your way 00:28:21.980 --> 00:28:28.300 fuck yeah dude tell us tell us all about whatever the fuck it is you're talking about worms or 00:28:28.300 --> 00:28:34.620 something right worms that live in every host or horrible people or beautiful people or apes there's 00:28:34.620 --> 00:28:42.300 apes in there too man that's fucking deep bro you're really delving into the problems in society 00:28:42.300 --> 00:28:48.700 or something I think go Marilyn you do your thing what the fuck have we lost our fucking minds 00:28:48.700 --> 00:28:55.820 we must have been absolutely insane in the late 90s and early 2000s to buy into this fucking 00:28:55.820 --> 00:29:01.260 guys or shit and I'm sure he's a fucking member of Manson he's probably a certified 00:29:01.260 --> 00:29:06.220 fucking genius or something the way he wrapped the young generation of people coming up around his 00:29:06.220 --> 00:29:11.580 fucking disgusting little pallid white finger he had us all licking his fucking platform boots 00:29:11.580 --> 00:29:16.620 but 20 years later the wool has been pulled back from our eyes and maybe it's entirely possible 00:29:16.620 --> 00:29:22.460 that we're just cynical now because the most evil things that we see nowadays aren't people 00:29:22.460 --> 00:29:32.550 like Marilyn Manson they're our politicians real villains don't wear fucking latex tits and 00:29:33.190 --> 00:29:38.710 and different colored eye context real villains wear suits and expect our vote every few years 00:29:40.710 --> 00:29:45.990 we've been exposed to what evil really is and it's not fucking Marilyn Manson but we believed 00:29:45.990 --> 00:29:51.190 it was in the 90s man fuck they hated his ass in the 90s I think he got thrown out of Florida I 00:29:51.190 --> 00:29:56.310 don't think he can go back I don't think he can go back there one thing I wanted to touch on here 00:29:56.310 --> 00:30:01.990 real quick I have a real problem with one upsmanship I don't know if that's if if that's how you say 00:30:01.990 --> 00:30:07.190 that word one upsmanship did I say that right I have a problem with one upsmanship see I see I 00:30:07.190 --> 00:30:12.630 keep all these notes on my phone it's all stuff that I think might be a good segment for 00:30:12.630 --> 00:30:19.350 Missonthrope Radio and the overwhelming majority of them are good segments and I just never get to 00:30:19.350 --> 00:30:26.390 them because I'm constantly trying to do better than my previous episode I'm sure that that's 00:30:26.390 --> 00:30:33.510 some kind of fucking mental illness but again that could be construed as um healthy growth or some 00:30:33.510 --> 00:30:38.390 shit like that like I'm always trying to improve but I'm not trying to hold myself to the standard of 00:30:38.390 --> 00:30:43.750 anyone else I'm trying to beat my own standard every week you would say that that's uh that that's 00:30:43.750 --> 00:30:50.790 growth or some shit right but I have this gigantic fucking list of like 200 fucking topic ideas 00:30:50.790 --> 00:30:55.670 that I just don't get to because I don't feel like there is good is what I did the week before 00:30:55.670 --> 00:31:01.430 and it's driving me fucking crazy so I'm gonna start rolling through this list the Marilyn 00:31:01.430 --> 00:31:05.910 Manson thing I've been rolling around in my head for months trying to explain to myself why the 00:31:05.910 --> 00:31:11.830 sudden complete and utter drop off when he was one of the biggest draws in the world at one time 00:31:11.830 --> 00:31:17.190 and now a Betty doesn't sell out casinos but again I don't know I'm completely out of the loop he 00:31:17.190 --> 00:31:23.350 might be hosting concerts on the moon for all I fucking know I have no idea what he's doing segment three 00:31:23.350 --> 00:31:30.150 you know in regards to that first bit that I did with the specifically with the old man um telling his 00:31:30.150 --> 00:31:38.710 autobiography in the most obscene and disgusting way possible I feel it necessary to say that I don't approve 00:31:38.870 --> 00:31:44.470 of that sort of thing it's not okay and you know what nowadays they would definitely consider 00:31:44.470 --> 00:31:51.190 that to be deviant sexual behavior in pedophilia however have you ever sat down and talked to old 00:31:51.190 --> 00:31:58.470 men like wicked fucking old dudes they all have stories stories like that all of, them and that particular 00:31:58.470 --> 00:32:02.950 story I got from a real person now I dramatized it a little bit to make it 00:32:02.950 --> 00:32:11.590 fucking ridiculous and obnoxious and fucking gross but I actually sat down one time and talked to a 00:32:11.590 --> 00:32:19.750 guy who I was half-ass related to in some kind of way whose father literally taught him how to beat 00:32:19.750 --> 00:32:25.510 off it's it's it's like the dad didn't get his rocks off teaching him how to do that he taught 00:32:25.510 --> 00:32:32.550 him how to do that in the same way he would teach him how to use a steel square or a tape measure 00:32:32.550 --> 00:32:38.950 and maybe this sort of thing was fairly common back in the day that was man training 00:32:39.750 --> 00:32:48.230 part of it I can't fucking I can't fucking imagine that nobody taught me how to beat off 00:32:48.230 --> 00:32:55.350 I figured it out on my own but yeah his dad his dad actually sat him down and taught him how to beat off 00:32:56.070 --> 00:33:03.750 by showing him what to do and I don't know I guess what giving him pointers I have no fucking idea 00:33:03.750 --> 00:33:07.670 exactly how it all went down I just kind of fucking tuned it out but that's a fucking real story 00:33:07.670 --> 00:33:13.510 in a roundabout way that happened so yeah missing through a radio disclaimer I don't approve of 00:33:13.510 --> 00:33:20.390 any of that shit but I did feel the need to say that that is from a fucking actual story that I sat 00:33:21.030 --> 00:33:25.670 there and had an old guy wearing fucking double knit pants and a fucking snap button down 00:33:25.670 --> 00:33:31.190 shirt with his legs crossed sipping coffee that's that's a story he actually fucking told 00:33:31.670 --> 00:33:37.430 not quite as graphic as that but pretty fucking graphic and he didn't even give it a second thought 00:33:37.430 --> 00:33:43.510 it was just you know yeah my dad told me how to beat off I said what oh yeah and again the way 00:33:43.590 --> 00:33:50.550 told the story and the way he made the instruction sound it's like it was just that's just what 00:33:50.550 --> 00:33:54.550 you did you just thought you're signing out of beat off all right son you're 13 years old come on 00:33:54.550 --> 00:33:59.510 in here so I can show you how to beat off but anyway thanks for joining me for this episode of 00:33:59.510 --> 00:34:05.750 Missing Throat Radio leave a review bring me cool people as you find them don't bring me any 00:34:05.750 --> 00:34:11.430 fucking twats who are gonna get super offended by what we do here we do a lot of things in a 00:34:11.430 --> 00:34:19.670 ton in cheek and satirical manner that most people would consider off limits to even chuckle about 00:34:19.670 --> 00:34:21.110 and that's we gotta we gotta 00:34:22.150 --> 00:34:27.190 get away from that it's time to get back to not taking ourselves so seriously don't you think 00:34:27.190 --> 00:34:29.190 all right until next time