WEBVTT 00:00:00.110 --> 00:00:05.330 Welcome to season two episode 10 of Missing Throat Radio. 00:00:05.330 --> 00:00:06.930 Happy Mother's Day. 00:00:06.930 --> 00:00:12.990 It's one of the few fucking bullshit chocolate and fucking greeting card holidays that I actually 00:00:12.990 --> 00:00:14.770 take seriously. 00:00:14.770 --> 00:00:21.270 Why you may ask, I'm very thankful to my mom and you should be too. 00:00:21.270 --> 00:00:25.950 A lot of us had fucked up mothers, but as you get older you realize they're just people 00:00:25.950 --> 00:00:26.950 too. 00:00:26.950 --> 00:00:31.150 And they were doing the best they fucking could with the hand that they'd been dealt. 00:00:31.150 --> 00:00:36.630 You know, it's really hard to remember when you're young that your mom is just a fucking 00:00:36.630 --> 00:00:37.630 person too. 00:00:37.630 --> 00:00:43.390 In a lot of ways and a lot of times she's just a fucking kid who's trying to figure it 00:00:43.390 --> 00:00:45.190 out on the fly. 00:00:45.190 --> 00:00:49.750 Moms make a lot of mistakes, but I truly believe for the most part they're trying the best 00:00:49.750 --> 00:00:50.750 they can. 00:00:50.750 --> 00:00:57.470 While I detest the fucking chocolate and greeting card fucking holidays, I typically take 00:00:57.470 --> 00:01:01.510 Mother's Day a little more seriously than most people do. 00:01:01.510 --> 00:01:07.670 And it's one of those days that you go and you do the shit you're supposed to do and 00:01:07.670 --> 00:01:11.790 you honor your mother in a way that she is comfortable with. 00:01:11.790 --> 00:01:17.430 Most moms don't want to be fussed over or made over or have anything big or elaborate 00:01:17.430 --> 00:01:18.930 done for them. 00:01:18.930 --> 00:01:21.370 Just come over and mow the lawn. 00:01:21.370 --> 00:01:24.530 Why don't you just fix my mailbox honey? 00:01:24.530 --> 00:01:29.690 People typically take their mom out to eat for dinner and then do odds and ends around 00:01:29.690 --> 00:01:32.090 the house in order to, you know, make her happy. 00:01:32.090 --> 00:01:36.370 It gets some shit off of her plate and it also makes you feel good because you did something 00:01:36.370 --> 00:01:40.290 to fucking recognize your mom, but that's bullshit. 00:01:40.290 --> 00:01:41.650 Mothers are people too. 00:01:41.650 --> 00:01:43.650 They want to fucking feel special. 00:01:43.650 --> 00:01:47.970 They want to know that you really deeply appreciate what they did for you, what they 00:01:47.970 --> 00:01:53.650 gave up for you, what they sacrificed for you, bringing you into this world and, you 00:01:53.650 --> 00:01:55.970 know, not letting you die. 00:01:55.970 --> 00:01:57.490 With that thought in mind, I thought it. 00:01:57.490 --> 00:02:03.410 It would be a good idea to utilize this platform of misanthroperidio to recognize all 00:02:03.410 --> 00:02:10.130 mothers everywhere and show appreciation for what they did and more specifically what they 00:02:10.130 --> 00:02:11.650 didn't do. 00:02:11.650 --> 00:02:16.010 So what I've-I've done here is I've put together a few little audio clips. 00:02:16.010 --> 00:02:20.250 All of them PSAs, if you're old enough to remember actually listening to the fucking 00:02:20.250 --> 00:02:26.730 radio, they had public service announcements from the radio station or, you know, different 00:02:26.730 --> 00:02:29.610 businesses or entities around the area. 00:02:29.610 --> 00:02:37.210 But some kind of little audio Graham, either teaching a lesson or thanking a thankless 00:02:37.210 --> 00:02:38.810 group of people. 00:02:38.810 --> 00:02:40.810 I thought that's what I would do here. 00:02:40.810 --> 00:02:46.410 Hey, and I have to say without tuning my own horn, they're pretty fucking good. 00:02:46.410 --> 00:02:50.530 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to give you about one to two seconds of silence, 00:02:50.530 --> 00:02:54.130 and I'm going to bring the music up, and then I'm going to play the little public service 00:02:54.130 --> 00:02:58.050 announcement from you and misanthroperidio. 00:02:58.050 --> 00:03:02.610 Unfortunately, I don't have anyone with a really fucking great voice to voice this, so 00:03:02.610 --> 00:03:03.610 you're stuck with me. 00:03:03.610 --> 00:03:05.090 All right, let's do it. 00:03:05.090 --> 00:03:06.090 Roll the music. 00:03:06.090 --> 00:03:14.560 Mother, the word for God on the lips and hearts of children. 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:17.640 Mother, a thankless job. 00:03:17.640 --> 00:03:20.160 Happy Mother's Day to all moms. 00:03:40.640 --> 00:03:41.640 Right? 00:03:41.640 --> 00:03:42.640 I know. 00:03:42.640 --> 00:03:47.330 Okay, let's do another one here real quick. 00:03:47.330 --> 00:03:54.930 Mother's, your endless love, sleepless nights and silence sacrifices built our world. 00:03:54.930 --> 00:04:02.250 on Mother's Day, we see you, we feel you, and we thank you with all of our hearts. 00:04:02.250 --> 00:04:08.410 Do something nice for your mother, this Mother's Day, give her number to a pervert. 00:04:08.410 --> 00:04:09.410 Hello? 00:04:09.410 --> 00:04:16.030 Are you fucking penny? 00:04:16.030 --> 00:04:18.750 I can smell your fucking contours. 00:04:18.750 --> 00:04:20.990 I am someone's mother. 00:04:20.990 --> 00:04:24.350 How dare you speak to me in that way? 00:04:24.350 --> 00:04:25.350 Go on. 00:04:25.350 --> 00:04:27.600 Kid, aren't you? 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:29.600 Tell me all about your panties. 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:31.600 Don't leave out any details. 00:04:31.600 --> 00:04:34.040 Talk to me about your fucking panties. 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:41.830 If of misanthroperidio and everyone everywhere, happy Mother's Day, mom. 00:04:41.830 --> 00:04:43.990 That one was pretty good too, right? 00:04:43.990 --> 00:04:50.710 I fucking know, I'm really good at this fucking emotional heartfelt gratitude thing. 00:04:50.710 --> 00:04:53.550 You gotta admit, I know what the fuck I'm doing. 00:04:53.550 --> 00:04:56.910 Okay, here's another one. 00:04:56.910 --> 00:05:04.910 Mother's, through every tear, every sacrifice and every unspoken prayer, your boundless love, 00:05:04.910 --> 00:05:07.750 shaped our hearts and our lives. 00:05:07.750 --> 00:05:11.710 On this Mother's Day, we see your quiet strength. 00:05:11.710 --> 00:05:17.870 Tell your endless devotion and we want to say thank you from the bottom of our hearts, 00:05:17.870 --> 00:05:19.910 for never saying no. 00:05:19.910 --> 00:05:22.430 You dirty fucking whore. 00:05:22.430 --> 00:05:28.710 On behalf of misanthroperidio and everyone everywhere, happy Mother's Day, mom. 00:05:28.710 --> 00:05:29.710 Right? 00:05:29.710 --> 00:05:35.590 Listen, I'm leaving a little bit of fucking space in between each one of these vignettes 00:05:35.590 --> 00:05:39.830 so you can take your podcasting app and you can queue it up right to the moment right 00:05:39.830 --> 00:06:02.350 before I start one of these little PSAs and you can play it for your mom because not 00:06:02.350 --> 00:06:30.210 Okay, I've got another one here. 00:06:30.210 --> 00:06:36.390 Biologically speaking, we may just be a grunt and a squirt that you allowed to fester and 00:06:36.390 --> 00:06:40.770 gestate until you vaginally shut us out. 00:06:40.770 --> 00:06:46.410 But without your willingness to fuck on the first date, mom, we wouldn't be here today. 00:06:46.410 --> 00:06:53.910 On behalf of misanthroperidio and everyone everywhere, happy Mother's Day. 00:06:53.910 --> 00:06:57.530 I accept donations via email, by the way. 00:06:57.530 --> 00:07:02.570 If you're just overcome with fucking emotion and you want to send me a few bucks in order 00:07:02.570 --> 00:07:07.970 to make yourself feel better about taking this wonderful gift that I've just handed you 00:07:07.970 --> 00:07:11.050 and presenting it to your mom like it was your idea. 00:07:11.050 --> 00:07:14.290 I don't have any ego in this. I don't have a dog in the fight. 00:07:14.290 --> 00:07:15.290 You know what I mean? 00:07:15.290 --> 00:07:20.970 What I'm trying to do is convey to you how important a day like Mother's Day is and how you 00:07:20.970 --> 00:07:27.150 can't just let it go unnoticed and you cannot allow yourself to fucking celebrate it the way 00:07:27.150 --> 00:07:28.290 you have been. 00:07:28.290 --> 00:07:31.690 I know what you've been doing, Motherfucker, because I did the same thing. 00:07:31.690 --> 00:07:35.010 You're gonna show up over there, you're gonna mow or fucking lawn, you're gonna maybe 00:07:35.010 --> 00:07:39.530 grill some fucking chicken or something like that and you're just gonna hang out with 00:07:39.530 --> 00:07:40.530 her for the day. 00:07:40.530 --> 00:07:44.530 And if your mother's anything like mine, she's gonna say something like this. 00:07:44.530 --> 00:07:48.570 Oh, I'm just so glad that you're over here to spend the day with me. 00:07:48.570 --> 00:07:50.130 What a tremendous treat. 00:07:50.130 --> 00:07:54.230 I love Mother's Day because I get you walled in my self. 00:07:54.230 --> 00:07:55.910 She doesn't fucking mean that. 00:07:55.910 --> 00:07:57.510 Of course she doesn't. 00:07:57.510 --> 00:07:58.710 Mothers are people too. 00:07:58.710 --> 00:08:03.310 Yeah, she wants to see you and spend time with you, but she'd also like to have her day 00:08:03.310 --> 00:08:09.190 recognized in a way that not everyone else is recognizing their mothers. 00:08:09.190 --> 00:08:14.510 She wants to be able to go to work or the fucking water exercises at the YMCA the next morning 00:08:14.510 --> 00:08:19.870 and tell them what a beautiful fucking gesture you made for her. 00:08:19.870 --> 00:08:26.230 One Mother's Day, I see your silent strength, feel your infinite devotion and we want to say 00:08:26.550 --> 00:08:32.870 thank you from the bottom of our hearts for letting our fathers hit it raw on behalf 00:09:19.870 --> 00:09:29.870 of the world. 00:09:29.870 --> 00:09:31.910 Happy Mother's Day, Mom. 00:09:31.910 --> 00:09:33.550 You see what I'm saying? 00:09:33.550 --> 00:09:39.550 It's like how has there ever really been a fucking Mother's Day before I came along? 00:09:39.550 --> 00:09:41.990 Mother's Day before I came along was bullshit. 00:09:41.990 --> 00:09:46.630 You're going to look back on every other Mother's Day you've ever celebrated and realize 00:09:46.630 --> 00:09:49.150 that it paled in comparison to this one. 00:09:49.150 --> 00:09:55.430 I have handed you custom crafted heartfelt thanks that you can present to your mom on 00:09:55.430 --> 00:09:58.390 this very, very special day. 00:09:58.390 --> 00:10:03.030 Again, what you do is you queue up your podcasting app to the second of silence that I leave 00:10:03.030 --> 00:10:08.110 right before one of these vignettes and then you play it on your phone for her and watch 00:10:08.110 --> 00:10:11.030 her just melt with gratitude. 00:10:11.030 --> 00:10:17.630 Watch her just fucking melt with pride and having raised someone so thoughtful as to recognize 00:10:17.630 --> 00:10:22.990 her for not only what she's done for you lately, but what she did before you were even 00:10:22.990 --> 00:10:23.990 born. 00:10:23.990 --> 00:10:26.830 Mother's got to fucking be celebrated properly, man. 00:10:26.830 --> 00:10:32.470 We collectively do a shit job at this holiday and I'm doing my part to make it special from 00:10:32.470 --> 00:10:33.470 here on out. 00:10:33.470 --> 00:10:35.670 Alright, on to the next segment. 00:10:35.670 --> 00:10:37.390 Segment to you all. 00:10:37.390 --> 00:10:40.110 Everything's a fucking expensive. 00:10:40.110 --> 00:10:42.670 You noticed, how can you not? 00:10:42.670 --> 00:10:45.350 Everything is so fucking high. 00:10:45.350 --> 00:10:49.870 And depending on who you ask, you're going to get different fucking answers. 00:10:49.870 --> 00:10:54.630 If you ask a tinfoil hat mother fucker like me why everything is so expensive, I'm going 00:10:54.630 --> 00:10:58.630 to tell you that it's the fucking corporations gouging us. 00:10:58.630 --> 00:11:01.550 Well, no Lorenzo, of course, they're not gouging us. 00:11:01.550 --> 00:11:05.750 It's supply and demand and there's all kinds of factors to go into that and oil prices 00:11:05.750 --> 00:11:07.590 and fucking with Iran. 00:11:07.590 --> 00:11:10.070 Okay, yeah, you're not wrong. 00:11:10.390 --> 00:11:16.870 If we only get 20% of our fucking oil through the streets of hormones, why has gasoline 00:11:16.870 --> 00:11:22.710 gone up 54% I guess that's the explanation I'm looking for. 00:11:22.710 --> 00:11:39.830 If we only get 20% of our fucking oil through the streets of hormones, why 00:11:39.830 --> 00:11:43.670 Lorenzo, they're playing the futures, the futures game, you understand they're a little 00:11:43.670 --> 00:11:45.790 generic because of the futures. 00:11:45.790 --> 00:11:48.350 That's just another fucking word for opportunism. 00:11:48.350 --> 00:11:50.990 Anyway, I'm not going to I don't want to go down this road. 00:11:50.990 --> 00:11:52.630 I don't want to take a fucking side. 00:11:52.630 --> 00:11:57.550 I have a foil hat that says that our corporations are in fact gouging us. 00:11:57.550 --> 00:12:04.710 They're not raising their prices, the bare minimum that they have to in order to stay in operation 00:12:04.710 --> 00:12:06.470 for the American people. 00:12:06.470 --> 00:12:07.870 Of course, they're fucking not. 00:12:07.870 --> 00:12:12.070 They're using this as an opportunity to fucking gain a little bit more margin. 00:12:12.070 --> 00:12:14.910 Okay, yes, they have to raise their prices. 00:12:14.910 --> 00:12:16.830 Do they have to raise them 54%? 00:12:16.830 --> 00:12:19.070 No, no, they don't. 00:12:19.070 --> 00:12:22.270 Anyway, I'm not here to take a fucking side on that. 00:12:22.270 --> 00:12:27.030 I sat down here tonight to talk about how times have gotten fucking hard. 00:12:27.030 --> 00:12:31.230 You know, I'm making more money right now than I've ever made in my life and somehow I'm 00:12:31.230 --> 00:12:35.430 still living paycheck to paycheck. 00:12:35.430 --> 00:12:37.270 So I've had to fucking diversify. 00:12:37.270 --> 00:12:41.790 You know, the great thing about getting a fucking education in my youth and having a degree 00:12:41.790 --> 00:12:48.670 in my pocket is I can do things when times get hard that I don't necessarily want to 00:12:48.670 --> 00:12:50.470 half to fucking do. 00:12:50.470 --> 00:12:53.510 I've been picking up extra fucking money doing odd jobs. 00:12:53.510 --> 00:12:56.590 I say odd jobs, the educated version of odd jobs. 00:12:56.590 --> 00:13:02.390 I've been picking up extra money doing educated odd jobs in order to fucking keep food on 00:13:02.390 --> 00:13:05.670 the table and gas in the old fucking truck. 00:13:05.670 --> 00:13:07.870 Sometimes you just got to fucking hold your nose and do it. 00:13:07.870 --> 00:13:13.590 I don't want to spend my time working an extra job in order to make ends meet but what are 00:13:13.590 --> 00:13:15.230 you going to fucking do? 00:13:15.230 --> 00:13:17.590 What opportunities do I have? 00:13:17.590 --> 00:13:19.990 I have to use my fucking brain. 00:13:19.990 --> 00:13:24.990 Well since I'm not a reasonably attractive woman, I can't get on the fucking stripper poll 00:13:24.990 --> 00:13:26.750 or do only fans. 00:13:26.750 --> 00:13:31.510 So I have to actually make an honest days living using my intellect. 00:13:31.510 --> 00:13:36.510 So a long time ago, a person that I know offered me the opportunity to, be one of those 00:13:36.510 --> 00:13:38.710 phoning grief counselors. 00:13:38.710 --> 00:13:44.230 I am qualified to do it to pay isn't great but times are fucking hard. 00:13:44.230 --> 00:13:48.550 You got to suck the fucking corporate dick any way you can in order to get ahead. 00:13:48.550 --> 00:13:50.870 And you know, it's me. 00:13:50.870 --> 00:13:54.350 You're all buddy Lorenzo, Missing Throat Radio 2.0. 00:13:54.350 --> 00:13:58.750 So of course I have a natural curiosity about people. 00:13:58.750 --> 00:14:00.150 Of course I do. 00:14:00.150 --> 00:14:04.630 And I legitimately want to help anyone I can. 00:14:04.630 --> 00:14:07.590 Thank you for calling Riverside Crisis Hotline. 00:14:07.590 --> 00:14:08.910 My name is Lorenzo. 00:14:08.910 --> 00:14:09.910 How can I help you? 00:14:09.910 --> 00:14:12.950 My name is Cynthia and I just really need someone to talk to. 00:14:12.950 --> 00:14:14.430 I'm fucking struggling. 00:14:14.430 --> 00:14:16.430 Mmm, that's what I'm here for. 00:14:16.430 --> 00:14:19.710 I'm here for you to help you through this trying time. 00:14:19.710 --> 00:14:22.030 Tell me Cynthia, what's going on? 00:14:22.030 --> 00:14:23.030 Stop the tape. 00:14:23.030 --> 00:14:24.830 You see how empathetic I sound? 00:14:24.830 --> 00:14:28.190 I like the fucking best counselor of all time. 00:14:28.190 --> 00:14:29.190 Okay. 00:14:29.190 --> 00:14:30.110 Back to the tape. 00:14:30.110 --> 00:14:33.910 I feel so weird calling and talking to somebody I don't know about this but I want 00:14:33.910 --> 00:14:35.670 to lose my fucking mind. 00:14:35.670 --> 00:14:38.030 I don't even know if I should be bothering you. 00:14:38.030 --> 00:14:39.350 Maybe I should just go. 00:14:39.350 --> 00:14:42.790 But at the same time, how can I convey to you who I am? 00:14:42.790 --> 00:14:44.030 You don't know me. 00:14:44.030 --> 00:14:45.430 You don't know my story. 00:14:45.430 --> 00:14:47.830 It's methendix isn't it's Cynthia. 00:14:47.830 --> 00:14:49.470 It's always methendix. 00:14:49.470 --> 00:14:52.670 When somebody says they don't know their fucking story, it's really methendix. 00:14:52.670 --> 00:14:54.670 It's 100% of the time methendix. 00:14:54.670 --> 00:14:55.670 Oh my god. 00:14:55.670 --> 00:14:59.990 I can't believe you just said that of course it's I mean some methendix but like 00:14:59.990 --> 00:15:01.870 that's not all of it. 00:15:01.870 --> 00:15:03.350 You don't even really fucking know me. 00:15:03.350 --> 00:15:05.150 You sound like you don't even care. 00:15:05.150 --> 00:15:06.150 You're right Cynthia. 00:15:06.150 --> 00:15:07.430 I don't fucking care. 00:15:07.430 --> 00:15:10.150 I'm here moonlighting because the economy shit. 00:15:10.150 --> 00:15:13.150 Are you gonna give me your fucking problems and let me help you? 00:15:13.150 --> 00:15:15.870 Or are you just gonna fucking sit there and judge me? 00:15:15.870 --> 00:15:21.670 You fucking stupid or giving your fucking problems before I snap your neck? 00:15:21.670 --> 00:15:25.750 In fairness, I don't mind admitting that that did not go well. 00:15:25.750 --> 00:15:28.190 You can't fucking hit a home run every time. 00:15:28.190 --> 00:15:29.190 You know what I mean? 00:15:29.190 --> 00:15:31.350 Sometimes you're gonna fucking swing and miss. 00:15:31.350 --> 00:15:32.750 That's what happened with Cynthia. 00:15:32.750 --> 00:15:34.390 I hope she's okay. 00:15:34.390 --> 00:15:38.590 Let's move on to the next caller so I can show you what a fucking fantastic therapist I 00:15:38.590 --> 00:15:39.590 am. 00:15:39.590 --> 00:15:41.710 Maybe I've missed my calling. 00:15:41.710 --> 00:15:44.790 Thank you for calling Riverside Crisis Response Line. 00:15:44.790 --> 00:15:46.270 My name is Lorenzo. 00:15:46.270 --> 00:15:47.870 Tell me about your trauma. 00:15:47.870 --> 00:15:50.470 I'm just been super depressed man. 00:15:50.470 --> 00:15:53.430 I don't know if I can keep going on this way. 00:15:53.430 --> 00:15:54.430 Really? 00:15:54.430 --> 00:15:55.430 What's your name buddy? 00:15:55.430 --> 00:15:56.430 My name is Chris. 00:15:56.430 --> 00:15:57.950 Chris nice to meet you. 00:15:57.950 --> 00:15:59.390 What do you mean by depressed? 00:15:59.390 --> 00:16:03.310 I'm to the point in my life where I'm having a hard time even getting out of bed. 00:16:03.310 --> 00:16:08.510 It seems like all I do is work and sleep and work and sleep and then I got this girlfriend 00:16:08.510 --> 00:16:12.950 that's always after me to go ahead and marry her and I've got my fucking mom living with me 00:16:12.950 --> 00:16:17.510 and my dad's an invalid due to falling off a ladder a few years back while he's drinking. 00:16:17.510 --> 00:16:21.870 I just don't know that I can continue like this in this way but I don't see a way 00:16:21.870 --> 00:16:23.110 to break the cycle. 00:16:23.110 --> 00:16:24.310 I understand. 00:16:24.310 --> 00:16:26.870 And then as it turns out I'm lost all my fucking hair. 00:16:26.870 --> 00:16:30.390 I've had coronavirus 14 fucking times Lorenzo. 00:16:30.390 --> 00:16:34.070 To the point where now my body's so tore up from cough and all the time that I shit my 00:16:34.070 --> 00:16:38.390 pants at least once a week and when I'm not shit in my pants I've got a steady stream 00:16:38.390 --> 00:16:42.590 of blood coming out of my butt. 00:16:42.590 --> 00:16:46.190 Are you laughing at me son of a bitch? 00:16:46.190 --> 00:16:47.950 I'm sorry man listen. 00:16:47.950 --> 00:16:52.910 Who here's the thing I'm sitting here fucking listening to this litany of fucking problems 00:16:52.910 --> 00:16:56.270 that you have and I keep thinking to myself and it won't. 00:16:56.270 --> 00:16:59.870 You won't leave my fucking head the solution for you is obvious. 00:16:59.870 --> 00:17:04.070 A guy with your problems should probably fucking drink more. 00:17:04.070 --> 00:17:05.510 That's your solution. 00:17:05.510 --> 00:17:08.550 The crisis hotline solution is that I ought to drink more. 00:17:08.550 --> 00:17:10.750 I'll have you know I'm a recovery now. 00:17:10.750 --> 00:17:11.750 Colleague. 00:17:11.750 --> 00:17:15.630 Fucking course you are. 00:17:15.630 --> 00:17:17.830 Let's just fucking add that on to those. 00:17:17.830 --> 00:17:19.670 You have fucking parents living with you. 00:17:19.670 --> 00:17:21.270 You got some fucking nagging broad. 00:17:21.270 --> 00:17:22.710 You're bleeding that you're fucking ass. 00:17:22.710 --> 00:17:25.110 You're shit in yourself all the fucking time. 00:17:25.110 --> 00:17:29.030 You're bald and of course you're a fucking alcoholic. 00:17:29.030 --> 00:17:30.550 Jesus Christ bro. 00:17:30.550 --> 00:17:32.510 I don't see what the fuck is so funny. 00:17:32.510 --> 00:17:36.150 What's so funny is that you're the biggest fucking pussy I've ever talked to since I've 00:17:36.150 --> 00:17:38.190 been doing this fucking job. 00:17:38.190 --> 00:17:43.630 Why don't you fucking man up and handle your responsibilities or fall off a fucking building? 00:17:43.630 --> 00:17:46.910 The world doesn't have time for pussy ass men Chris. 00:17:46.910 --> 00:17:51.470 Man the fuck up or take yourself out of the fucking gene pool and stop fucking wasting 00:17:51.470 --> 00:17:52.630 our air. 00:17:52.630 --> 00:17:54.830 Just fucking ended all. 00:17:54.830 --> 00:17:57.070 Just fucking pass away. 00:17:57.070 --> 00:18:00.270 You fucking panty waste cry baby cunt. 00:18:00.270 --> 00:18:02.190 Call in the fucking crisis helpline. 00:18:02.190 --> 00:18:03.390 You're not in crisis. 00:18:03.390 --> 00:18:05.310 You're just a fucking whoos. 00:18:05.310 --> 00:18:06.310 Hey Chris. 00:18:06.310 --> 00:18:08.830 I think he hung out. 00:18:08.830 --> 00:18:09.950 You see what I'm saying. 00:18:09.950 --> 00:18:12.550 I was born to fucking be a therapist. 00:18:12.550 --> 00:18:15.430 I was literally born for this. 00:18:15.430 --> 00:18:19.910 Listening to people's problems making them feel heard and then giving them real world 00:18:19.910 --> 00:18:26.030 solutions that they can fucking carry with them and into their daily lives. 00:18:26.030 --> 00:18:31.430 Crisis prevention crisis mitigation Lorenzo's crisis mitigation services. 00:18:31.430 --> 00:18:32.990 I should start my own business. 00:18:32.990 --> 00:18:35.830 God damn I'm good at this. 00:18:35.830 --> 00:18:37.350 Riverside crisis prevention. 00:18:37.350 --> 00:18:38.350 This is Lorenzo. 00:18:38.350 --> 00:18:39.710 Tell me about your trauma. 00:18:39.710 --> 00:18:41.310 I just can't take it anymore. 00:18:41.310 --> 00:18:44.230 I just can't fucking take it anymore. 00:18:44.230 --> 00:18:47.230 I just can't take all the yelling anymore. 00:18:47.230 --> 00:18:48.830 Sir sir sir calm down. 00:18:48.830 --> 00:18:49.830 What's your name? 00:18:49.830 --> 00:18:50.830 What's your name? 00:18:50.830 --> 00:18:51.830 My name is Bill. 00:18:51.830 --> 00:18:54.670 My name is Philip and I can't take it anymore. 00:18:54.670 --> 00:18:55.670 Not a second. 00:18:55.670 --> 00:18:56.670 Fucking longer. 00:18:56.670 --> 00:18:58.470 Hey the fucking talking to in there. 00:18:58.470 --> 00:18:59.470 Philip. 00:18:59.470 --> 00:19:01.470 Hey the fucking talking to in there. 00:19:01.470 --> 00:19:02.470 Fuck boy. 00:19:02.470 --> 00:19:03.470 Sound of a bitch. 00:19:03.470 --> 00:19:05.470 Come out here and face the fucking music. 00:19:05.470 --> 00:19:06.470 Philip. 00:19:06.470 --> 00:19:07.470 Yeah. 00:19:07.470 --> 00:19:08.470 Yeah. 00:19:08.470 --> 00:19:09.470 Yeah. 00:19:09.470 --> 00:19:10.470 Yeah. 00:19:10.470 --> 00:19:11.470 Yeah. 00:19:11.470 --> 00:19:12.470 Yeah. 00:19:12.470 --> 00:19:13.470 Yeah. 00:19:13.470 --> 00:19:14.470 Yeah. 00:19:14.470 --> 00:19:15.470 I can't fucking take it anymore. 00:19:15.470 --> 00:19:16.470 I can't take it anymore Lorenzo. 00:19:16.470 --> 00:19:17.470 I can't take it anymore. 00:19:46.470 --> 00:19:48.470 What do I do? 00:19:48.470 --> 00:19:50.470 I don't know what to do. 00:19:50.470 --> 00:19:52.470 Lorenzo tell me what to do. 00:19:52.470 --> 00:20:04.470 I want you to stand up to your full hide fill. 00:20:04.470 --> 00:20:08.950 Stand up with your shoulders back and your chest out and your chin up. 00:20:08.950 --> 00:20:11.670 And I want you to remember that you're a man. 00:20:11.670 --> 00:20:13.870 That you're a white American man. 00:20:13.870 --> 00:20:16.070 And that you're a fucking monster. 00:20:16.070 --> 00:20:22.550 In the history of the world there has never been a fucking race of people so feared as the 00:20:22.550 --> 00:20:24.830 white American man. 00:20:24.830 --> 00:20:26.350 That's what you are, Philip. 00:20:26.350 --> 00:20:28.430 That's who you are at your core. 00:20:28.430 --> 00:20:31.310 You don't just look like that man in the mirror. 00:20:31.310 --> 00:20:37.990 That's who you actually are inside you as a fucking monster in its time to let him out. 00:20:37.990 --> 00:20:38.990 I think you're right. 00:20:38.990 --> 00:20:39.990 I think, you're right. 00:20:39.990 --> 00:20:40.990 I think, you're right. 00:20:40.990 --> 00:20:42.990 I can feel the fucking blood. 00:20:42.990 --> 00:20:45.990 I can feel the fucking blood in the anchor and the fucking rage. 00:20:45.990 --> 00:20:47.510 Working up inside me. 00:20:47.510 --> 00:20:48.510 That's exactly right. 00:20:48.510 --> 00:20:50.310 You fucking harness that rage bro. 00:20:50.310 --> 00:20:51.310 Harness that rage. 00:20:51.310 --> 00:20:54.110 Open that door and break that bitches jaw. 00:20:54.110 --> 00:20:55.110 Yeah, yeah. 00:20:55.110 --> 00:20:59.950 Put me on speaker floor so I can fucking hear it too. 00:20:59.950 --> 00:21:01.430 Yeah, dude, give it to her. 00:21:01.430 --> 00:21:02.430 Fucking beat her ass. 00:21:02.430 --> 00:21:03.430 Beat her bitches ass. 00:21:03.430 --> 00:21:04.430 Beat her bitches ass. 00:21:04.430 --> 00:21:05.430 Beat her bitches ass. 00:21:05.430 --> 00:21:06.430 Philip. 00:21:06.430 --> 00:21:07.430 Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. 00:21:07.430 --> 00:21:08.430 I did it. 00:21:08.430 --> 00:21:09.430 I did it Lorenzo. 00:21:09.430 --> 00:21:11.430 I beat the shit out of that fucking broad. 00:21:11.430 --> 00:21:12.430 That fucking carrot. 00:21:12.430 --> 00:21:13.430 I beat the shit out of her. 00:21:13.430 --> 00:21:14.430 You should see her right now. 00:21:14.430 --> 00:21:17.390 She's in a pool of her own blood and piss on the ground. 00:21:17.390 --> 00:21:21.950 Go out into the world, the monster that you fucking are and tame that world. 00:21:21.950 --> 00:21:23.870 Don't let that fucking world tame you. 00:21:23.870 --> 00:21:26.310 Now I'm gonna move on to the next fucking caller. 00:21:26.310 --> 00:21:29.710 But before you fucking hang up, dude, there's gonna be a survey. 00:21:29.710 --> 00:21:34.350 And I want you to tell these motherfuckers here at Riverside how powerful you are now because 00:21:34.350 --> 00:21:36.670 of the help that I gave you today. 00:21:36.670 --> 00:21:37.990 Can you do that for me, Philip? 00:21:37.990 --> 00:21:38.990 I got you, man. 00:21:38.990 --> 00:21:39.990 I got you. 00:21:39.990 --> 00:21:41.710 You've changed my fucking life, Lorenzo. 00:21:41.710 --> 00:21:43.350 You're fucking a right I have. 00:21:43.350 --> 00:21:44.670 Kick her in her fucking pussy. 00:21:44.670 --> 00:21:46.270 One good time for me. 00:21:46.270 --> 00:21:49.310 Fucking lives one crisis at a time. 00:21:49.310 --> 00:21:54.710 It was Riverside Crisis Center's lucky fucking day when I came on to payroll. 00:21:54.710 --> 00:21:59.030 The cost of everything being up forced me into this situation where I needed to moonlight 00:21:59.030 --> 00:22:02.110 a little bit in order to make ends meet. 00:22:02.110 --> 00:22:04.950 But I gotta be honest with you, I don't regret it. 00:22:04.950 --> 00:22:07.350 I'm built for this job. 00:22:07.350 --> 00:22:08.350 Helping people. 00:22:08.350 --> 00:22:10.750 It's what I do. 00:22:10.750 --> 00:22:11.990 Communicating with people. 00:22:11.990 --> 00:22:14.070 It's what I do. 00:22:14.070 --> 00:22:17.750 Being a helping hand in someone else's time of need. 00:22:17.750 --> 00:22:22.230 It's what missing through radio is all about, right? 00:22:22.230 --> 00:22:24.070 All right. 00:22:24.070 --> 00:22:25.470 On to the next segment. 00:22:25.470 --> 00:22:26.470 Segment three. 00:22:26.470 --> 00:22:29.590 That's gonna pretty much do it for this episode of missing through radio. 00:22:29.590 --> 00:22:32.910 You're kind of catching me in a period of transition here. 00:22:32.910 --> 00:22:35.950 I know I'm not fucking becoming a chick. 00:22:35.950 --> 00:22:41.390 What I mean is I'm really brainstorming and trying to reimagine how I want missing through 00:22:41.390 --> 00:22:44.430 radio to sound moving forward. 00:22:44.430 --> 00:22:48.710 Today I don't know if you've noticed, but I kind of got rid of the music bed and I got 00:22:48.710 --> 00:22:54.870 rid of a lot of the big bombastic openers and closers and sound effects and stuff like 00:22:54.870 --> 00:22:59.230 that and favor of a more stark and kind of stripped down approach. 00:22:59.230 --> 00:23:00.830 I'm not sure I like it. 00:23:00.830 --> 00:23:02.070 We'll see. 00:23:02.070 --> 00:23:05.350 But anyway, it's an evolving and developing thing. 00:23:05.350 --> 00:23:08.430 I don't know what missing through a pretty is going to sound like moving forward.