WEBVTT 00:00:01.100 --> 00:00:05.580 Welcome to the season two finale of Missing Throper Radio. 00:00:06.140 --> 00:00:09.900 You know, from time to time, I think it would be nice to have a co-host. 00:00:10.420 --> 00:00:14.540 Yeah, somebody to fucking do Missing Throper Radio with, 00:00:14.540 --> 00:00:20.260 who has the same mindset and the same fucking general disdain for humanity. 00:00:20.260 --> 00:00:22.980 I find myself wishing that I had a co-host, 00:00:22.980 --> 00:00:29.060 to bounce ideas off of and fucking help me refine bits and, you know, make shit funny. 00:00:29.300 --> 00:00:35.300 But more and more lately, I've been thinking about a fucking co-host because in this particular instance, 00:00:35.820 --> 00:00:38.580 I need to be ruthlessly fucking shit talked. 00:00:39.420 --> 00:00:47.020 I do. I need to have somebody here who I can explain what I'm going through with this fucking episode of Missing Throper Radio, 00:00:47.180 --> 00:00:52.660 who will then fucking savagely shit talk me in the way that I deserve to be shit talked. 00:00:53.540 --> 00:00:58.860 You know what? Fuck it. It's the season finale. Let's give it a shot. Let's try out this fucking co-host thing. 00:00:59.060 --> 00:01:04.180 Hey guys, who do we have here? My mom. Fuck. Okay, I'm sitting here. 00:01:04.180 --> 00:01:11.100 I've been waiting for so long for an invitation to come up in your studio. I'm so excited to be here. 00:01:11.100 --> 00:01:13.860 I'll do this. Get her out of here. Mom, get the fuck out. 00:01:13.860 --> 00:01:15.460 Oh, you're always so fucking fast. 00:01:15.460 --> 00:01:17.660 No, nobody's trying to hear you fucking bullshit. Go on out of here. 00:01:17.660 --> 00:01:19.860 You just want to tell your fucking fuck. 00:01:20.500 --> 00:01:23.300 Mom, the fuck. Okay, that went badly. Who else do we have? 00:01:23.700 --> 00:01:27.380 My dad's here? Okay. Fine. Send him in. Let's try it out. 00:01:28.260 --> 00:01:29.940 Fuck. I'm sick. 00:01:30.580 --> 00:01:33.140 I'm gonna stay a fucking sick. 00:01:33.140 --> 00:01:38.300 No, dad, you gotta go. Get the fuck out. Get in the fuck out of here. I can't have people screaming and fucking 00:01:38.300 --> 00:01:41.780 German on an American fucking podcast. They get the fuck out. 00:01:42.580 --> 00:01:43.940 Jesus fucking shit. 00:01:45.140 --> 00:01:46.340 A fucking co-host. 00:01:47.380 --> 00:01:51.300 Let's be evidence, Stroke. This was never gonna fucking work. Fine. 00:01:51.300 --> 00:01:55.620 I'm just gonna have to fucking shit talk myself. It was always gonna end up this way. 00:01:56.100 --> 00:01:59.220 Here's the thing. I have a fucking great idea for a bit. 00:01:59.220 --> 00:02:19.860 I've been sitting on this fucking idea the entire season because I knew that I 00:02:20.020 --> 00:02:22.820 had a fucking fucking 00:02:22.820 --> 00:02:24.420 fucking 00:02:24.420 --> 00:02:26.420 fucking 00:02:26.420 --> 00:02:27.620 fucking 00:02:27.620 --> 00:02:28.820 fucking season finale. 00:02:29.060 --> 00:02:33.140 So I can unleash this masterpiece on you. 00:02:33.140 --> 00:02:40.020 This demonstration of podcast virtuosity that I was going to fucking bring you when I sat down 00:02:40.020 --> 00:02:48.260 to actually fucking record it. I found that I couldn't do it. I couldn't fucking get there. 00:02:48.260 --> 00:02:52.260 I couldn't wrap my mind around it. Yeah, I could do the bits and I could do the elements and I 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:57.140 could do the monologue and all that stuff. But when it came time to put it together, I couldn't 00:02:57.140 --> 00:03:04.100 bring myself to ruthlessly shit talk other military members. I've talked about it several times over 00:03:04.100 --> 00:03:10.420 the course of the last two seasons. I was in the Navy. And what do we do in the military? We ruthlessly 00:03:10.420 --> 00:03:15.300 shit talk each other. But that's when we're talking among ourselves. That's what we do to fucking 00:03:15.300 --> 00:03:20.500 pass the time or to take our mind off of the fucking awful shit that we happen to be doing 00:03:20.500 --> 00:03:24.300 at that given moment. We fucking shit talk each other. This feels 00:03:24.580 --> 00:03:30.020 like talking out of school. I'm ruthlessly shit talking other military members to you. 00:03:30.820 --> 00:03:37.540 And that doesn't fucking feel right. So I can't do this episode. And I can hear jimin go screaming 00:03:37.540 --> 00:03:43.380 in my fucking head. It's just a fucking podcast. It doesn't fucking matter. Put out the episode. 00:03:43.380 --> 00:03:49.620 Put out the episode. Put out the episode. Okay, here's the gist of the bit. All right, this is 00:03:49.620 --> 00:03:55.860 the road that I was going to go down more and more. I'm seeing little blips and little flashes 00:03:55.860 --> 00:04:01.220 online, whether it's a Reddit or other apps where people are are kind of fucking mocking 00:04:01.860 --> 00:04:07.460 the tier one fucking military operators like your Delta Force guys and your dev group guys 00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:12.660 who are getting out of the service and they're fucking doing what they all fucking do. 00:04:12.660 --> 00:04:18.020 It's becoming a fucking punchline. Do a stretch of time in Delta Force. Get out and fucking 00:04:18.020 --> 00:04:23.940 write a book. Sell your story for a fucking movie. Come out with a product of some kind that has 00:04:23.940 --> 00:04:30.180 the word tactical in the description because it is becoming a little bit of a cliche. That's what I 00:04:30.180 --> 00:04:36.100 was going to bring to you this time. I was going to fucking sit down and roast these motherfuckers that 00:04:36.100 --> 00:04:42.100 you hear on the Sean Ryan show telling their very formulaic fucking awfully similar stories. And 00:04:42.100 --> 00:04:48.980 then hawking some kind of fucking product or book. This particular knife is made out of compressed 00:04:48.980 --> 00:04:54.580 paper held together by cellulose. So when you do your fucking stab and when you do your fucking 00:04:54.580 --> 00:05:00.100 stabbing in there, the blade breaks off and then it dissolves into their bloodstaring. I developed a 00:05:00.100 --> 00:05:05.060 line of tactical spatulas. For when you're out there mining your own business grilling and you 00:05:05.060 --> 00:05:11.460 look up and realize that your backyard suddenly become a battlefield, I developed a tactical wristwatch 00:05:11.460 --> 00:05:18.340 that fires poison darts out of the watch face at unsuspecting enemies. I made a series of tactical 00:05:18.340 --> 00:05:23.860 socks. They perform just like normal socks but if you find yourself needing to breach a door 00:05:23.860 --> 00:05:30.260 quick fasten in a hurry, you take the sock off, you put the gray fabric toe on the gray fabric heel, 00:05:30.260 --> 00:05:34.980 stick it to the door and 30 seconds later you threw that door like it ain't shit. 00:05:37.320 --> 00:05:45.080 What a fucking asshole. Like for real, what kind of a fucking cocksucker would put together a bit 00:05:45.080 --> 00:05:51.800 like that with the intention of roasting guys who fucking literally bled for our freedom? What a 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:58.360 fucking dick I am. And now I don't even have the fucking sack to play it for you. Just a fucking 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:05.000 drippy goddamn disgusting syphilis-ridden fucking badge. You know I fucking sit up here and I talk to 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:11.080 you about how I'm the greatest podcaster in history and no one should have a fucking show accept me 00:06:11.080 --> 00:06:18.360 and I pride myself on being able to ruthlessly roast any topic, any person, anytime. But when I sit 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:25.000 down to do this fucking bit, I can't fucking do it. And I don't really understand why I've been in a 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:31.000 room with seals tons of fucking times. To be honest, they're kind of dicks. They always treated me 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:36.440 like a fucking appliance. So tell me why I'm in this fucking situation right now where I can't 00:06:36.440 --> 00:06:43.320 make myself mock them publicly. Even shitting on Sean Ryan feels wrong. I've never fucking 00:06:43.320 --> 00:06:49.960 balked at making fun of another fucking podcaster. But this guy's not just a podcaster. He was also a 00:06:49.960 --> 00:06:55.560 Navy seal. He went over there in the name of your fucking freedom. It feels weird to make fun of 00:06:55.560 --> 00:07:01.800 fucking Sean Ryan. Because if you had the opportunity to sit down across from some of the greatest 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:08.920 warriors in American history and talk to them in long form format, wouldn't you do it? Of course, 00:07:08.920 --> 00:07:14.760 you fucking would. What's the alternative? He has what? Somebody like me on there to talk about my 00:07:14.760 --> 00:07:24.150 fucking stories in the Navy? That would sound something like this. Back to the Sean Ryan show. 00:07:24.150 --> 00:07:30.470 I have here with me a guy by the name of Lorenzo who served in the Navy. Why don't you tell me a 00:07:30.470 --> 00:07:36.150 little bit about your time in the Navy? I had just gone to the ship. I was right out of boot 00:07:36.150 --> 00:07:41.590 camp in A school and I show up there and I'm in the bake shop in there and I'm baking cookies 00:07:41.590 --> 00:07:46.950 because that was my job. And then I looked down to my left because I could feel someone's eyes on me 00:07:46.950 --> 00:07:52.230 and there was this little black guy down there looking up at me and he was grabbing onto my arms 00:07:52.230 --> 00:07:58.550 and squeezing my arms and my forearms and then he goes, who the fuck are you? Like that. And I said, 00:07:58.550 --> 00:08:04.710 I, my name is Lorenzo, petty officer and he goes, you go come to the boat all big and shit like that, 00:08:04.710 --> 00:08:10.070 huh? You're gonna come to the boat all big as fuck? Okay, you hold on. And then he left and I was 00:08:10.070 --> 00:08:15.350 still baking cookies and then when he came back he had a guy dressed all in tan all in like 00:08:15.350 --> 00:08:21.110 khaki colors and he was yelling at him from behind saying, Johnson, no, no, god damn it. This is my new 00:08:21.110 --> 00:08:26.550 guy. This is my brand new guy. You can't have him. You can't have him. And Johnson is yelling back at him 00:08:26.550 --> 00:08:31.030 saying, he's our biggest fuck like that. He's just begging for me. He come here for me. Chief, you 00:08:31.030 --> 00:08:36.390 don't know nothing about this. Oh no shit. God damn. And then Johnson said, get your shit, 00:08:36.390 --> 00:08:41.510 motherfucker. You coming with me. And so I was walking with him and we were walking down a ladder 00:08:41.510 --> 00:08:47.190 well side by side, but you're not supposed to do. Oh no shit. God damn. Yeah. And we're walking 00:08:47.190 --> 00:08:53.350 down side by side and he's got his arm looped through mine like I'm escorting him downstairs 00:08:53.350 --> 00:08:58.150 and he's looking up at me and he's going, you know, were you going right and I was like, no, no, 00:08:58.150 --> 00:09:02.150 I don't know where I'm going and he's going, you know, were you going right? There's only one 00:09:02.150 --> 00:09:07.190 place you're going right? You know, were you going and I said, no, I don't know where I'm going. And he 00:09:07.190 --> 00:09:14.070 said, you coming home, motherfucker, you coming home baby with me. And I thought I was getting ready 00:09:14.070 --> 00:09:19.990 to get raped. And but as it turns out, he just wanted me to work lifting stuff because I was big. 00:09:21.990 --> 00:09:25.990 You see what I'm saying? How many fucking people are going to tune into something like that? 00:09:25.990 --> 00:09:31.590 Nobody. Nobody's going to tune into a fucking podcast where Sean Ryan's talking to blue water 00:09:31.590 --> 00:09:36.950 sailors. It's just not going to fucking happen. Our stories are not that fucking interesting. So of 00:09:36.950 --> 00:09:43.350 course, if he has the ability to pull Tier 1 operators who've really been in the shit, 00:09:43.990 --> 00:09:49.430 he's going to fucking pull him. Why wouldn't he? It'd be insane not to. Here I am a fucking 00:09:49.430 --> 00:09:53.830 podcaster who tells you all the time don't bother listening to these other fucking shows. 00:09:53.830 --> 00:10:00.070 They're dog shit that I'm all the fucking podcast you need. There's no topic for me off limits. 00:10:00.070 --> 00:10:06.470 Lorenzo has no area that's off limits. Well, apparently that's not fucking true because as 00:10:06.470 --> 00:10:13.670 I sit here tonight, my fucking fat ass is cloaked in fucking shame and failure for not bringing you 00:10:13.670 --> 00:10:20.230 the episode that I wanted to because it comes across as disrespectful. And that's exactly what I don't 00:10:20.870 --> 00:10:27.030 want to be. So I would think about it all fucking day long. How am I going to tell this story? How 00:10:27.030 --> 00:10:33.190 am I going to do this fucking bit and point out that these Tier 1 operators are all basically doing 00:10:33.190 --> 00:10:38.150 the same thing at the end of their military service. And it is a little bit fucking comical 00:10:38.790 --> 00:10:44.550 without coming across as being disrespectful or ungrateful for the sacrifices that they made. 00:10:44.550 --> 00:10:50.870 But night after night I came down here and sat and looked at my fucking computer screen with the 00:10:50.870 --> 00:10:58.630 mic open and did a few lines or tried to come at it a different way. And my mind was completely blank 00:10:58.630 --> 00:11:03.910 except for the weirdest fucking thing. The weirdest thing kept popping into my head and it took 00:11:03.910 --> 00:11:13.110 me forever to figure out why Eugene Sledge kept popping in my head. I read a book a long time ago 00:11:13.110 --> 00:11:21.030 written by a guy named Eugene Sledge. To my knowledge, he only wrote one book. It was called 00:11:21.030 --> 00:11:29.030 with the old breed and it was a first hand account of his experience as a Marine Corps grunt 00:11:29.670 --> 00:11:37.110 in the Pacific theater. Now I'm not going to this is not a fucking book review. I'm not going to tell 00:11:37.110 --> 00:11:43.590 you that you should go fucking read the book or anything like that. Although it is very fucking good. And it was 00:11:43.590 --> 00:11:52.310 one of two books used as the primary source materials for HBO's series of the Pacific. If you ever 00:11:52.310 --> 00:11:57.270 watch that if you haven't, I'm sure you can fucking stream it. Anyway, the reason I bring up 00:11:57.270 --> 00:12:05.110 eb Sledge's book is because there's a there's a scene in this fucking book that's always stuck with me. 00:12:05.110 --> 00:12:11.350 It's a scene towards the end of the book when he is back from the fucking war in the Pacific. And if 00:12:11.350 --> 00:12:16.790 you know anything about the Pacific theater of World War two, you know, it was fucking gnarly. 00:12:16.790 --> 00:12:23.510 The shit that went on in the Pacific theater made the fucking European theater look like 00:12:23.510 --> 00:12:29.990 fucking child's play. The Pacific theater was fucking crazy. So anyway, he goes and does his 00:12:29.990 --> 00:12:35.590 things a marine does the island hopping in the fucking gnarly battles and the atrocities and 00:12:35.590 --> 00:12:41.350 he sees all this crazy shit. And then he comes back from World War two and he doesn't really know 00:12:41.350 --> 00:12:47.510 what to do with himself. So he takes his ass down to the fucking local university. I want to say it was 00:12:47.510 --> 00:12:53.750 the University of Alabama, but I may also be wrong, but for the purposes of moving this fucking story 00:12:53.750 --> 00:12:58.710 along, let's say it's the University of Alabama. He goes down to the University of Alabama. They're 00:12:58.710 --> 00:13:04.310 obviously having some kind of admissions day where they're signing up all of these fucking veterans 00:13:04.310 --> 00:13:10.950 from the war, getting them launched on a fucking degree plan or a degree path or something, right? 00:13:11.590 --> 00:13:15.990 Anyway, he's standing in fucking line and they've got these tables all set up with these 00:13:15.990 --> 00:13:20.870 perfectly pleasant people sitting there talking to all of these veterans as they're going through 00:13:20.870 --> 00:13:27.750 the line. And he overhears this lady asking this one guy, hey, okay, what did you do in the war? 00:13:27.750 --> 00:13:32.550 And he said something like I was an electricians mate in the Navy. And she goes, okay, well, 00:13:32.550 --> 00:13:37.510 we have an electrical engineering program that would be perfect for you. Just fill out his paperwork 00:13:37.510 --> 00:13:43.030 and step aside. Well, then it comes time for Mr. Sledge to step up and talk to the bride-eyed 00:13:43.030 --> 00:13:48.630 blonde sitting at the fucking table. She looked at him and she said, what skills did you develop during 00:13:48.630 --> 00:13:55.910 the war, sir? And he looked at her and he was overwhelmed by all of the people and all of the activity 00:13:55.910 --> 00:14:02.390 and all of the shit going on. He clearly had some unresolved things going on in his mind. And he 00:14:02.390 --> 00:14:07.750 wasn't doing well being around people at that time. And he looked at her right in her fucking eyes 00:14:07.750 --> 00:14:15.670 and he said, all I learned how to do was kill japs. And I got really good at it or something like that. 00:14:16.310 --> 00:14:22.310 Again, paraphrasing, going purely from memory here. She was dumbfounded. She didn't know what to say. 00:14:22.310 --> 00:14:27.190 He realized he had made her uncomfortable and kind of embarrassed himself and he retreated, 00:14:27.190 --> 00:14:34.150 turned around and walked out of the admissions fair. And every time I came downstairs to record 00:14:34.150 --> 00:14:40.870 this fucking season finale of Miss Anthrop Radio Radio, with this particular fucking bit in mind, 00:14:40.870 --> 00:14:46.550 I couldn't fucking do it. And I couldn't do it because of the deal with the old breed. 00:14:46.550 --> 00:14:53.990 By Eugene Sledge, specifically the part where he looks at naive young lady in her stupid fucking face 00:14:53.990 --> 00:14:59.350 and tells her the only thing he learned how to do in the Marine Corps was kill japs. 00:14:59.350 --> 00:15:03.910 There's not that much of a difference between these guys today that we're hearing on the Sean 00:15:03.910 --> 00:15:09.750 Ryan show and Eugene Sledge back then. So when it came time to make fun of the fact that they're all 00:15:09.750 --> 00:15:15.990 fucking writing books and making movies and consulting on TV shows, when it came time to shit talk, 00:15:15.990 --> 00:15:20.630 the fact that they all have some kind of fucking product that they're pushing, I couldn't fucking 00:15:20.630 --> 00:15:26.150 make myself do it because what the fuck else are they supposed to do? What the fuck do we expect 00:15:26.150 --> 00:15:32.470 of them? What fucking skills have they cultivated after a lifetime of fucking service that they can 00:15:32.470 --> 00:15:40.470 take and fucking translate into marketable skills in corporate America? None. Almost none, I guess you 00:15:40.470 --> 00:15:45.190 could say that they have better leadership abilities and they can think under fucking stress 00:15:45.190 --> 00:15:50.550 better than most people, but as far as actual tangible fucking skill sets, what do they have? 00:15:51.110 --> 00:15:55.370 What do they have? Not fucking much. So that is why they're fucking writing 00:15:55.370 --> 00:16:00.390 writing books and that is why they're fucking making movies and that is why they're all fucking 00:16:00.390 --> 00:16:06.230 making products that you can fucking buy and they're just trying to fucking survive in a world that's 00:16:06.230 --> 00:16:11.510 fascinated by them but doesn't fucking understand them. I couldn't fucking do it. I couldn't sit down here 00:16:11.510 --> 00:16:16.790 and shit on these guys as much as I tried as much as I want to do and I thought it was a military 00:16:16.790 --> 00:16:22.310 thing. It's not. It's fucking Eugene Sledge. It's literally Eugene Sledge standing there in the 00:16:22.310 --> 00:16:28.630 fucking courtyard at the University of Alabama overwhelmed by what's going on around him still dealing 00:16:28.630 --> 00:16:33.590 with the shit that he went through overseas and having to interact with a public that didn't 00:16:33.590 --> 00:16:39.510 fucking understand what he just fucking went through. I can't shit on him at all. As a matter of 00:16:39.510 --> 00:16:44.870 fact, I would love to find a way to fucking help in some form or fashion like why isn't there a 00:16:44.870 --> 00:16:49.830 college for them? You know, there's a program in the military where if you are an electricians 00:16:49.830 --> 00:16:56.710 mate, for example in the Navy and you've been in 10 years and you have the rank of E5 00:16:56.710 --> 00:17:02.630 send in your transcript that you can get from the training department on the ship and get immediate 00:17:02.630 --> 00:17:08.710 college credit in a field of study that aligns with your job in the military. So if you're in 00:17:08.710 --> 00:17:15.110 electricians mate, you could very well have almost an associate's degree just for your Navy service. 00:17:15.990 --> 00:17:20.950 Without ever setting foot in a classroom, so when you finally go for that bachelor's degree, 00:17:20.950 --> 00:17:25.910 you're almost halfway there just for having served. Do you think that they have anything like 00:17:25.910 --> 00:17:31.430 that for operators? I don't know for sure, but I do know for a fact that one of the guys I was in 00:17:31.430 --> 00:17:37.670 the Navy Reserve with who was a seal was absolutely fucking mind blown that they had a program like 00:17:37.750 --> 00:17:44.390 that for us regular vanilla fucking Navy types. It blew his fucking mind. I remember joking 00:17:44.390 --> 00:17:48.150 him at the time. I was like, what the fuck skills do you have that are going to translate to a 00:17:48.150 --> 00:17:54.390 fucking degree program, bro? What underwater strangling? But it's true. It's not like there's a 00:17:54.390 --> 00:17:59.750 fucking university out there for these tier one operators. You know, somebody once told me that 00:17:59.750 --> 00:18:05.270 it doesn't fucking matter anymore what your degree is in as long as you have one. Okay, well then 00:18:05.270 --> 00:18:10.550 let's get a hold of fucking Elon Musk and some other influential fabulously wealthy people and 00:18:10.550 --> 00:18:17.510 make a university for operators. Welcome to operator university. Thank you for your interest in our 00:18:17.510 --> 00:18:23.990 degree programs. We know you've served your country honorably and you are ready to transition 00:18:23.990 --> 00:18:29.510 into the civilian world, but you are not equipped with all the tools you need to succeed. 00:18:29.510 --> 00:18:36.470 That's where we come in at operator university. Take skills that you've developed and experiences 00:18:36.470 --> 00:18:43.110 that you've had and turn them into college credit that can be applied to any one of our four degree 00:18:43.110 --> 00:18:49.910 programs. You can get your Bachelor of Science in people's tabbing. You can get your Bachelor of 00:18:49.910 --> 00:18:57.830 Arts in high speed and kidnapping or a Bachelor of Science in face shooting and finally a Bachelor of Arts 00:18:57.830 --> 00:19:04.390 in blowing stuff up underwater. In today's workforce, all that matters is that you have a degree. 00:19:04.390 --> 00:19:10.790 So take your experience, take your skill set, take your rank and take your service, 00:19:10.790 --> 00:19:18.150 apply it to our programs and earn the maximum credit for the things that you're already good at. 00:19:18.150 --> 00:19:23.990 Operator University, request your brochure for operator university today. 00:19:24.950 --> 00:19:31.110 Yeah, there's nothing like that. They're probably fucking should be, but there's nothing like that 00:19:31.110 --> 00:19:36.950 for them. I find myself sitting here and trying to champion the cause of a group of people, 00:19:36.950 --> 00:19:42.950 like I said earlier, who treated me like a fucking appliance. They weren't nice to me, we're not friends, 00:19:42.950 --> 00:19:48.310 but I can't make myself shit on them. I sure as hell can't, I can't do it publicly at any rate. 00:19:48.310 --> 00:19:52.230 You said a group of military people around a fire pit with some fucking beer and we're going to 00:19:52.230 --> 00:19:55.990 shit talk each other all day, but I'm not going to do it in front of you. All right, it's enough. 00:19:55.990 --> 00:20:01.030 I'm not going to sit here and fucking ball wash military people and operators anymore onto the next segment. 00:20:02.070 --> 00:20:07.110 Segment to some fucking finale episode this turned out to be Jesus Christ. 00:20:07.750 --> 00:20:10.390 I didn't know that I had a fucking no no square, but I guess 00:20:11.590 --> 00:20:17.190 shit talking to military is my fucking no no square. I really did come downstairs like seven or eight 00:20:17.190 --> 00:20:23.110 fucking times with the most ruthless intentions. Anyway, this is the season two finale of Miss 00:20:23.110 --> 00:20:31.030 and Throat Radio. It is also, I guess technically the series finale of Miss and Throat Radio. 00:20:31.670 --> 00:20:36.150 I wasn't joking last episode when I fucking took my victory lap and said that I'm going to start my 00:20:36.150 --> 00:20:46.310 own church. Miss and Throat Radio officially dies today and I will be moving forward as the first 00:20:46.310 --> 00:20:52.950 church of Lorenzo. Unless I change my mind. I know no we'll see what happens. There's a long list 00:20:52.950 --> 00:20:57.830 of fucking people that I should thank who've kind of inspired me and helped me out along the way 00:20:57.830 --> 00:21:03.590 and encouraged me when I kind of got down on myself about the way this fucking show was going. 00:21:03.590 --> 00:21:09.430 I should definitely thank those people. I'm not going to fuck off, but I want you to know that I know 00:21:09.430 --> 00:21:14.630 I should. All right, thank you for joining me for this episode of Miss and Throat Radio. Tell a friend, 00:21:14.630 --> 00:21:21.510 leave a review and be looking for season three episode one, hopefully in the very near future. 00:21:21.510 --> 00:21:27.030 It may not be called Miss and Throat Radio, but we'll see what fucking happens. I could change my mind. 00:21:27.030 --> 00:21:29.030 All right, until next time.