WEBVTT 00:00:14.860 --> 00:00:27.560 sisters, sinners and saints. Enter the sanctuary the doors are open. Welcome to the first 00:00:27.560 --> 00:00:52.410 church of Lorenzo. It's- really not the way you want to start a fucking bit. I know, I know, 00:00:52.410 --> 00:00:59.750 I know. But, okay, hear me out, hear me out. I've done a fucking bit on Asians before and 00:00:59.750 --> 00:01:05.610 how we cut them way too much fucking slack and let them get away with shit that get a white 00:01:05.610 --> 00:01:12.070 people or black people are pretty much any other nationality and or race of people or we would 00:01:12.070 --> 00:01:18.310 never let white people get away with the shit that we, we let Asians get away with. Refer to 00:01:18.310 --> 00:01:24.710 sometime back in season two, if you want to check out that episode. But one of my favorite things to 00:01:24.710 --> 00:01:33.990 do in the evening is to sit and scroll through the YouTube shorts. I'm not a tech talk-tack guy and I, 00:01:33.990 --> 00:01:41.670 but I do like to short form videos. So I find myself gravitating towards YouTube to get the short 00:01:41.670 --> 00:01:48.470 form videos and most of the ones that pop up on my what do you call it? Timeline with most of the 00:01:48.470 --> 00:01:55.430 ones that the algorithm suggests to me are that guy who like shoots bowling balls with larger 00:01:55.430 --> 00:02:00.190 calibers of weapons until he finds one that'll go all the way through the bowling ball. You know what 00:02:00.190 --> 00:02:06.070 I mean? That's the shit I see more often than not, but every fucking now and then the YouTube algorithm 00:02:06.070 --> 00:02:11.830 throws me a curve ball while I was sitting there happily flipping through YouTube shorts, pausing at the 00:02:11.830 --> 00:02:18.070 occasional video of the guy who plays the drums really fast with the fucking beard while smoking's smoking a彈. 00:02:18.390 --> 00:02:25.030 And the guy who's shooting stuff with different caliber weapons. And I ran across this video of this 00:02:25.030 --> 00:02:31.990 little Asian guy standing there with this very knowing serene smile looking at the fucking camera 00:02:31.990 --> 00:02:40.390 and behind him was a very serene fucking scene with trees and tall grasses and shit, right? Like 00:02:40.390 --> 00:02:45.830 leaves floating through the fucking air and the gentle fucking don't don't don't don't fucking music. 00:02:46.630 --> 00:02:52.230 And what this guy was doing, and I don't remember the title of the video exactly, but it insinuated 00:02:52.230 --> 00:02:59.670 that what he was going to do was show me how the ancients made soy sauce. So I paused the video, 00:02:59.670 --> 00:03:06.870 settled back in my chair, grabbed my bottle of water, and got my mind ready to learn how ancient 00:03:06.870 --> 00:03:13.830 Chinese people made soy sauce. Well he started out harvesting a bunch of soybeans and then the scene 00:03:13.830 --> 00:03:20.150 cuts and he's got this giant wicker basket and he's carefully washing the newly harvested soybeans. 00:03:20.150 --> 00:03:25.270 And then after he got done gently washing the soybeans in the clearest water you've 00:03:25.270 --> 00:03:32.390 ever seen, he put them in a giant walk, a really big fucking walk, and then poured water all over 00:03:32.390 --> 00:03:38.550 the top of them and gently heated them up until they changed color and then he dipped them out ever 00:03:38.550 --> 00:03:39.550 so gently with the 00:03:39.550 --> 00:03:45.350 most inefficient fucking tool you've ever seen and put them in another wicker basket where he then 00:03:45.350 --> 00:03:52.310 lovingly dried them with a rice cloth or some shit and covered them with a bunch of leaves and 00:03:52.310 --> 00:03:58.550 let them sit in the sun to dry. And then after an undisclosed amount of time he went back to the 00:03:58.550 --> 00:04:04.230 soybeans and they had dried and they had changed color yet again and then he put them in this 00:04:04.230 --> 00:04:10.630 weird stone open top box and added just a little bit of the clearest water you've ever seen. 00:04:10.630 --> 00:04:17.270 And then with some kind of foot-powered mallet he ever so gently and with nothing but tender love 00:04:17.270 --> 00:04:24.150 beat the fucking soybeans into a paste and then he scooped that paste out lovingly and carefully 00:04:24.150 --> 00:04:30.070 with another of the most inefficient fucking tools you've ever seen and put the soybean paste into a 00:04:30.230 --> 00:04:36.870 clay pot which looks like it had been in use for over a hundred years. Covered the clay pot with a 00:04:36.870 --> 00:04:43.510 piece of clay and then wrapped it in some kind of weird paper and sealed it with wax. And then 00:04:43.510 --> 00:04:49.270 that sat for an undisclosed amount of time but it seemed like it was a long time and then he cut 00:04:49.270 --> 00:04:55.670 the fucking tape off and he removed the wax seal and he reached in with another tool that was 00:04:55.670 --> 00:05:01.590 super fucking inefficient and he put it into a gigantic goddamn walk and then after all of the 00:05:01.590 --> 00:05:07.830 paste was lovingly and carefully laid into the walk. He took some more of the clearest clearest water 00:05:07.830 --> 00:05:14.550 you've ever seen and he added it to the paste and then he started the fire out of wood. It wasn't 00:05:14.550 --> 00:05:19.670 gas or anything like that and it wasn't a click on the fucking flame situation. No he got some 00:05:19.670 --> 00:05:26.790 tender and he made himself a beautiful fire underneath that walk and that soybean paste with the 00:05:26.790 --> 00:05:32.470 clearest water you've ever seen cooked for an undisclosed amount of time until the water turned 00:05:32.470 --> 00:05:39.270 this weird brownish greenish color and then he poured it into another clay pot which looks like 00:05:39.270 --> 00:05:44.950 it had been in use for a hundred years and then he sealed it with his paper and this red wax and he 00:05:44.950 --> 00:05:50.230 stamped some kind of fucking symbol in it. I don't know what it was because I don't read Chinese 00:05:50.230 --> 00:05:57.750 and then he let that sit in a dark cool place for an undisclosed amount of time and we know it was 00:05:57.750 --> 00:06:04.150 a long time because the video showed him walking aimlessly around his beautiful idyllic property 00:06:04.150 --> 00:06:11.670 and sweeping stuff and making shit out of clay while he waited and then finally it's time it's been 00:06:11.670 --> 00:06:20.070 long enough. The soy based mixture has fermented I'm assuming at this point and he cracks the wax seal 00:06:20.070 --> 00:06:26.470 and he unwraps the brittle paper, takes the clay lid off the pot and looks down in the pot and then 00:06:26.470 --> 00:06:33.910 looks knowingly at the camera with a small smile of satisfaction at a job well done and then this wise 00:06:33.910 --> 00:06:39.750 and Asian gentleman went and got a buddy, a friend who we haven't seen yet to this point and they 00:06:40.310 --> 00:06:47.510 left this clay pot and they take it over to a walk and on top of that walk is a wicker basket and in 00:06:47.510 --> 00:06:53.510 the wicker basket are leaves in some kind of weird paper probably made out of fucking rice and then 00:06:53.510 --> 00:07:00.310 they pour the mixture ever so gently and with the most serene looks of satisfaction on their faces 00:07:00.310 --> 00:07:07.190 through the filtering mechanism that they've made and down into the walk and in the walk is a liquid 00:07:07.190 --> 00:07:15.190 that is rich and absolutely amazing looking the highest quality soy sauce I think I've ever seen. 00:07:15.190 --> 00:07:23.110 It is then portioned out into tiny glass bottles by hand, corked and sealed with a little bit of red wax. 00:07:24.070 --> 00:07:28.870 The entire video was probably three minutes long and after the video was over I paused it and 00:07:28.870 --> 00:07:34.550 just sat there and stared at the fucking wall for a good 15 minutes as I was trying to process 00:07:34.550 --> 00:07:39.750 what I had just seen and finally after about 15 minutes I fucking snapped out of it and I literally 00:07:39.750 --> 00:07:43.990 said out loud I'm not fucking buying it and then I you know flipped up and then flipped back down and 00:07:43.990 --> 00:07:48.390 watched the video over again and the whole time I'm watching it this time I'm watching it with a 00:07:48.390 --> 00:07:54.870 scrutinizing eye. I'm not fucking buying it I don't believe that that is how they fucking made soy 00:07:54.870 --> 00:08:00.710 sauce back in ancient fucking China or Cambodia or wherever the hell this was I don't fucking believe 00:08:00.710 --> 00:08:23.230 that it's 00:08:23.230 --> 00:08:31.070 a little bit and then wash them again with really fucking clean water and then put them and then and then seal them in a giant clay pot 00:08:31.070 --> 00:08:40.270 fucking let them sit for a while and then pull it out and cook them a little bit more or something and then seal them in a clay pot again for a long time but with more water 00:08:40.270 --> 00:08:50.670 and then filter the liquid after you know an undetermined amount of time what we would be left with would be probably fucking delicious on rice. 00:08:50.910 --> 00:08:59.790 There's no fucking way that that's it's preposterous to think that that's what they actually did but we just fucking believe 00:08:59.790 --> 00:09:07.550 whatever that fuck the agents say because we're fucking stupid I said at the last fucking time I went on a rant about the 00:09:07.550 --> 00:09:17.230 agents it is fucking racism it's not racism for me to sit here and tell you that the agents are fucking liars. No that's not racism that's the 00:09:17.230 --> 00:09:27.150 fucking truth what's racism is that you watch the fucking video like that you watch the video of Mr. Chan making fucking soy sauce in 19 steps over the 00:09:27.150 --> 00:09:36.990 course of six months and you were like huh well those agents man they're they were really innovating in 2000 BC bull shit bull shit I don't 00:09:36.990 --> 00:09:44.470 fucking believe it I'm 00:09:44.470 --> 00:09:53.590 who makes ink in Japan the traditional way the traditional way of making Japanese ink and it's just like the fucking 00:09:53.590 --> 00:10:00.230 soy sauce 19 fucking steps over the course of the better part of two years and you end up with a little brick of 00:10:00.230 --> 00:10:08.950 fucking ink fuck off nobody does that nobody does it nobody ever did it and they're such fucking liars I'm convinced now that 00:10:08.950 --> 00:10:17.830 soy sauce was invented 60 years ago by fucking Kiko man or La Choy or some shit like that in hack and sack new Jersey 00:10:17.830 --> 00:10:23.590 proctor and gamble accidentally came up with soy sauce or some shit and the agents were like yeah that shit's 00:10:23.590 --> 00:10:28.790 pretty good it probably pretty good on fucking rice let's adopt it and then create some kind of fucking 00:10:28.790 --> 00:10:37.350 detailed backstory to make it seem like we've been doing this for thousands of gears you motherfuckers I'm all over 00:10:37.350 --> 00:10:45.830 it I'm on to you you bitches you can't fucking fool me again we got to stop letting these motherfuckers get over on us you got 00:10:45.830 --> 00:10:54.790 to start looking at everything fucking agents say with a scrutinizing eye because I'm not buying any of that shit none of it none of 00:10:54.790 --> 00:11:02.230 it's true but we just fucking accept it we just accept it is the truth because they're mystical in their fucking 00:11:02.230 --> 00:11:08.950 serene and we just believe whatever they fucking tell us but we just fucking accept it without questioning 00:11:08.950 --> 00:11:15.670 questioning we just we just buy their fucking lies because they happen to accidentally make gunpowder or 00:11:15.670 --> 00:11:23.990 some shit in the fucking 1200s you see what I mean why are we buying it why do we blindly accept their 00:11:23.990 --> 00:11:32.150 fucking lies we wouldn't accept that shit from germans or the fucking in you it or or anything like that 00:11:32.390 --> 00:11:36.710 no but we accepted from those Asian motherfuckers man we accepted every fucking 00:11:36.710 --> 00:11:44.310 fucking time 13 steps and six months to make soy sauce go fuck yourself I don't believe a fucking 00:11:44.310 --> 00:11:49.910 word they say and you shouldn't either start looking at their shit with a scrutinizing eye and 00:11:49.910 --> 00:12:08.730 you're gonna see all the fucking holes in the plot this is the first church of Lorenzo quite a 00:12:08.730 --> 00:12:14.490 few times when women are getting together and conversing and they're talking about their fucking 00:12:14.490 --> 00:12:25.530 lives and their children and their relationships and shit right it's much more entertaining to sit in 00:12:25.530 --> 00:12:32.410 a group of men when they're conversing because men do this thing now they'll talk about baseball 00:12:32.410 --> 00:12:38.730 stats or they'll argue over who the greatest of all time is whether it's Michael Jordan or LeBron James 00:12:38.730 --> 00:12:45.050 they'll talk about movies and they'll talk about their fucking jobs and just stuff like that but 00:12:45.050 --> 00:12:52.250 one of my favorite conversations that men have and not all men do this by the way and you have to be 00:12:52.250 --> 00:13:00.250 like in a certain group of dudes to get this particular conversation but one of the conversations that 00:13:00.250 --> 00:13:09.530 men have starts out with a simple question if you could have any superpower just one if you could 00:13:09.530 --> 00:13:19.370 have any one superpower what would it be and why and it goes more often than not about how you would 00:13:19.370 --> 00:13:25.690 imagine it would go somebody says I would like to have super speed because I want to be able to run 00:13:25.770 --> 00:13:30.490 here and there and never have to fucking worry about traffic another guy says he'd like to be able to 00:13:30.490 --> 00:13:35.930 fly for basically the same reason somebody always says telekinesis so they don't have to get their 00:13:35.930 --> 00:13:39.690 fucking fat ass off the couch when they want another beer some 00:13:39.690 --> 00:13:45.450 dude always says x ray vision so they can fucking check out women's bodies through their fucking 00:13:45.450 --> 00:13:51.770 clothing and stuff like that I always thought that I would want to have the ability to 00:13:51.770 --> 00:13:58.410 disapparate it's a Harry Potter universe thing you take out your fucking wand you envision where 00:13:58.410 --> 00:14:07.210 you want to be specifically and you do the wand movement the incantation of whatever it is and 00:14:07.210 --> 00:14:12.250 poof you're there instantaneously and I always thought that that would be fucking amazing because I 00:14:12.250 --> 00:14:18.410 could you know envision the inside of a bank vault you know what I mean if I could get a look at it 00:14:18.410 --> 00:14:23.050 I could envision it and then just fucking jump in there and get a bunch of money or something I always 00:14:23.050 --> 00:14:29.930 thought that that would be kikas or there is a little coffee shop just down by the Vatican in Rome 00:14:30.490 --> 00:14:34.810 that's the best fucking cappuccino and can always have ever fucking had in my life and I always 00:14:34.810 --> 00:14:40.490 thought it'd be amazing to be able to take my wand out and envision the coffee shop and poof I'm there 00:14:40.490 --> 00:14:47.770 I've always wanted to see Roslyn Chapel up there in is it Skyland or is it Wales I don't know but 00:14:47.770 --> 00:14:53.290 I've always wanted to see Roslyn Chapel there I mean there's so many places I've always wanted to go 00:14:53.290 --> 00:14:58.890 and if I could just disapparate and poof I'm there it would I mean how awesome would that be 00:14:58.890 --> 00:15:04.010 that's what I always wanted and that's what I always said when it came my turn to engage 00:15:05.130 --> 00:15:11.210 in that conversation now though I'm not so sure as I get older though I think I'm not so 00:15:11.210 --> 00:15:17.370 sold on the idea of disapporation or anything else you know X-ray vision or any of that other 00:15:18.250 --> 00:15:27.290 shit the older I get I think that I would want my one superpower to be the ability to know 00:15:28.090 --> 00:15:34.010 in the moment that I am going to be in the presence of a person for the last time 00:15:35.530 --> 00:15:42.570 think about that really fucking think about that superpower if you could have had all your life 00:15:42.570 --> 00:15:47.210 some kind of miraculous awareness that would tell you that you are in the presence of this person 00:15:47.210 --> 00:15:52.650 across from you for the last time and you're never going to see them again how different would those 00:15:52.650 --> 00:15:59.850 interactions be for me it'd be a lot different and what got me really rolling on this train of 00:15:59.850 --> 00:16:04.430 thought it's always 00:16:04.430 --> 00:16:07.850 always kind of been sitting in the back of my mind very few times in my life have I ever known that I was 00:16:07.850 --> 00:16:14.250 seeing someone for the last time my grandmother was dying of pancreatic cancer and once they got the 00:16:14.250 --> 00:16:19.610 diagnosis that it was terminal and she didn't have very long to live my dad picked her up in his 00:16:19.610 --> 00:16:26.250 truck and drove her out to the east coast where I was living at the time they stopped at every red 00:16:26.250 --> 00:16:34.410 lobster on the way out there and subsequently on the way back she was a depression baby so going 00:16:34.410 --> 00:16:41.290 to a restaurant was a was a real treat it was something that they just didn't do but red lobster 00:16:41.290 --> 00:16:48.650 was the pinnacle in her mind of opulence and decadence there was nothing fancier in her mind 00:16:48.650 --> 00:16:54.490 than red lobster and they hit every fucking red lobster on the way out to the east coast 00:16:54.490 --> 00:17:02.250 and then every red lobster on the way back cancer had just eaten her body up she was rid of with cancer 00:17:02.250 --> 00:17:07.610 and she'd lost a whole bunch of weight she never lost her hair oddly enough but she lost a whole 00:17:07.610 --> 00:17:14.410 bunch of weight and before she left on that trip she went down to jacy pennies and she bought a bunch 00:17:14.410 --> 00:17:23.450 of size six jeans and she made sure to leave the size tag on the leg of each pair of those jeans 00:17:23.450 --> 00:17:34.380 so everyone would know that she was wearing size six jeans that happened but anyway that's just 00:17:34.460 --> 00:17:39.900 fucking needless aside backstory the point of that and the reason that I think I would want to 00:17:39.900 --> 00:17:45.820 shift my one superpower to the ability to know when I'm going to be in someone's presence for the last 00:17:45.820 --> 00:17:53.660 time was when I was in her presence for the last time she was eaten up with cancer she had a terminal 00:17:53.660 --> 00:17:59.740 diagnosis she only had a few weeks maybe a couple months to live and she chose to take a portion 00:17:59.740 --> 00:18:04.460 of that time to come out to the east coast to visit me and we had a great visit we took her all 00:18:04.460 --> 00:18:09.980 over the place and we did all the things and we ate it a couple red lobsters it was a really really 00:18:09.980 --> 00:18:16.380 cool visit I'm very thankful for having that experience with her before she passed away but on the 00:18:16.380 --> 00:18:22.460 morning that they were getting ready to leave we were standing in my living room and she held both 00:18:22.460 --> 00:18:27.900 of my hands and she told me that she loved me and she was very proud of me and then she said something 00:18:27.900 --> 00:18:35.100 that I will never fucking forget for the rest of my life she said this is the last time you're ever 00:18:35.100 --> 00:18:41.020 going to see me and she gave me a hug and she gave me a kiss and she turned on her heel and walked out 00:18:41.020 --> 00:18:48.300 the door didn't look back I think about that a lot so when it comes to choosing a hypothetical super 00:18:48.300 --> 00:18:53.980 power I think I would like to have the ability to know in the moment that I am in the presence of 00:18:53.980 --> 00:19:00.620 someone for the last time I don't need to know why I don't need clear avoidance or whatever the 00:19:00.620 --> 00:19:04.860 fuck that power is I just need to know in the moment that I'm in their presence for the last time 00:19:04.860 --> 00:19:09.260 because I've sat down and really thought about it and throughout the course of my life I've said 00:19:09.260 --> 00:19:15.580 goodbye to so many people and I didn't realize that I was saying goodbye to them at the time 00:19:16.380 --> 00:19:23.180 I remember my friend Corey I really liked Corey he and I had a special weird rapport we could go 00:19:23.180 --> 00:19:29.340 months without talking to each other and then just fucking pick up like we like we never left off 00:19:29.900 --> 00:19:35.260 he was a really really cool dude but he struggled with addiction his entire life 00:19:36.060 --> 00:19:42.540 and if I had had the ability to know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was never going to see him 00:19:42.540 --> 00:19:47.180 again I would have sat down across from him and instead of drink in and fucking talking about 00:19:47.180 --> 00:19:53.180 broads and all of the shit that we usually did I would have sat down across from him and really 00:19:53.180 --> 00:20:01.260 addressed his addictions he ended up dying from long term use of heroin it wasn't an overdose it was 00:20:01.260 --> 00:20:07.660 just his body just systematically shut down because of the abuse he had put it through and I don't 00:20:07.660 --> 00:20:13.020 know that me sitting down across from him in that last exchange would have made any fucking 00:20:13.020 --> 00:20:19.900 difference to be honest with you he was so eaten up with with fucking drugs of any kind I don't 00:20:19.900 --> 00:20:24.940 know that it would have fucking mattered but I should have tried that's what I'm saying maybe 00:20:24.940 --> 00:20:30.060 I could have gotten through to him maybe I could have figured out a way to get through to him and 00:20:30.060 --> 00:20:36.780 make him see that the people in his life need him and he is just fucking fading away I think about 00:20:36.780 --> 00:20:42.700 this chick that I used to date named Bridget she was such a sweet girl and you know the last time 00:20:42.700 --> 00:20:48.220 I was in her fucking presence I didn't realize I was never going to see her again and I should have 00:20:48.220 --> 00:20:52.700 pulled her into a side room at that fucking meeting and sat her down at a table and looked her in her 00:20:52.700 --> 00:21:06.090 eyes and told her I think about my grandfather too on the other side of the family how if I would 00:21:06.090 --> 00:21:11.610 have known that I was never going to see him again and over the course of the next three or four 00:21:11.610 --> 00:21:19.370 years he was going to basically descend into madness and die of a heart attack in a nursing home 00:21:19.370 --> 00:21:26.010 I would have sat down across from him and told him you are letting your anger absolutely rule your 00:21:26.010 --> 00:21:32.090 life to the point where you can't even see the great things that are happening for you I think I 00:21:32.090 --> 00:21:37.930 would want that to be my superpower the ability to know in the moment that I am with a person 00:21:37.930 --> 00:21:43.210 for the last time god can you think how useful that would be how much change you could affect 00:21:43.210 --> 00:21:48.010 I think about other people have known that just kind of faded away there was this guy that I 00:21:48.010 --> 00:21:52.170 there was this guy that I knew named David and his girlfriend and I didn't get along in just one day 00:21:52.970 --> 00:21:58.330 I never saw him again and I think I would I think I would sit down across from him if I had the 00:21:58.330 --> 00:22:04.250 opportunity if I had the ability to know that I was never going to see him again I think I would have 00:22:04.250 --> 00:22:09.610 sat him down and said what I do know for sure though is you and I are never going to see each other 00:22:09.610 --> 00:22:16.970 again after today and I'm here to tell you and I want you to know right now I'm a phone call away 00:22:16.970 --> 00:22:23.210 I'm a letter away drop a letter in the mail I'm an email away all you have to do is fucking call 00:22:23.210 --> 00:22:29.290 or reach out if you need me and I'll be there whether we talk every day or whether we never speak 00:22:29.290 --> 00:22:34.810 again after today I don't know maybe you die maybe I die maybe we have some big blow up 00:22:34.810 --> 00:22:39.930 fight in the near future and we just never fucking speak to each other again but even if that's the 00:22:39.930 --> 00:22:47.290 case if you ever it you ever need me I'm here I can put all that shit aside and I will come when 00:22:47.290 --> 00:22:52.730 you call what a great fucking superpower in my opinion that maybe better than any other super 00:22:52.730 --> 00:22:58.170 power am I going to get rich from it no but think about all the last conversations that you had 00:22:58.170 --> 00:23:04.010 in your life not knowing that it was the last time you were ever going to see hear from or speak 00:23:04.010 --> 00:23:09.930 to a person if you in that moment could know that this was it think of all the things that you would 00:23:09.930 --> 00:23:15.450 say you would leave no stone unturned you would tell them everything you've ever wanted them to know 00:23:15.450 --> 00:23:20.890 and you could at least walk away then with a clear conscience knowing that you've done everything 00:23:20.890 --> 00:23:25.930 that you could do I don't know this bit this bit turned out to be a real fucking downer and I'm sorry 00:23:26.010 --> 00:23:31.290 about that that's never my intention when I sit down to record an episode that's really been weighing 00:23:31.290 --> 00:23:36.650 heavily on my mind lately and I thought what an interesting fucking topic what a what a cool line 00:23:36.650 --> 00:23:52.860 of thought and something neat to talk about so into the rating of the overseas thank you for joining 00:23:52.860 --> 00:23:59.260 me for this episode of the first church of Lorenzo visit my fucking website I kind of 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