The Illuminati and YouTube Reaction Videos

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That's not my fucking name either

Basically, welcome to episode 9

Of Misentrop Radio

I can't fucking stay in social media

And that's not coming from a guy who has historically had

Tons of social media outlets

And then, you know, secretly despised it

Or publicly espoused

To despise it with an all-actuality

I couldn't live without it

I'm not that fucking dude

I'm not that fucking dude

I think a lot of people say

Oh man, I really fucking hate social media

God damn, social media and god damn

But they couldn't go for a fucking day

Without creeping around

Fucking Facebook Marketplace

Or trolling

Instagram

I'm not that dude

I've never had a Facebook account

Never had Instagram or Snapchat

Or anything like that

I had a TikTok account briefly

I enjoyed it too much

So I fucking deleted it because I found myself sitting there scrolling through fucking TikTok

Incessantly rather than getting anything done

But a few years ago when I decided to jump into the world of podcasting

I knew I was going to have to

Kind of embrace

At least some facets of social media

There's no way around it

With 7 million podcasts available to somebody on the Apple app

And anyone running a podcast

Expect to gain any traction

whatsoever without social media

If you're not going to be your biggest fan

Then why the fuck should anyone else follow you?

You see what I'm saying?

Even if they could fucking find you

Facebook was always out of the question

Instagram I don't even really understand what that is

Snapchat is obviously not for me

I have what you would call

A face for radio

What the fuck does Snapchat have to offer someone like me?

So if I'm not interested in Facebook

Instagram I think that's just about pictures

Right? Instagram?

Pinterest?

Yeah

I don't know why but it never occurred to me that I would be having people slide into my fucking

DMs

Yeah I do I know exactly why

I know exactly why it didn't occur to me that people jumping into my fucking DMs was a possibility

It's because I don't have great tits

In my very simple fucking linear mind

The only people who have to contend with DMs are chicks with giant fucking jugs who were hanging them all over the fucking camera and then complaining about men

That's the type of account I thought had to contend with DMs

I never really thought that some fucking

Doe-s'n'azel idiot fucking fledgling want to be

Direct messages and that what that stands for?

Well as it turns out I was wrong

I'm going to go through my fucking DMs here because this shit

You can't fucking write this shit

Like I feel like I come across as a fairly creative dude

You can not write the shit that I'm finding

My fucking DMs almost on a daily basis and it's really fucking weird if you think about it

Because I've had this twitter account since I first started podcasting

And maybe not

I don't know it's been a few years

I've had this twitter account for a few years

Never any DMs

Ever so it never occurred to me to lock them down or shut them off or restrict them in any way

Because it just didn't happen for me because again I'm not the chick with tits

I'm not the j- I'm not the chick with the giant fucking tits

And I'm not taking pictures of my fucking ass in a thong

But just here in the last couple of months

The fucking DMs have just been rolling in one after another after another after another

And what the shit that I'm- the shit that I have fucking popping up in my DMs is frankly

Shocking

For example I have been solicited by only fans bitches no fewer than 11 times in the last three weeks

And you might be thinking to yourself well fucking of course larynzo

That's how they draw a business of course the only fans bitches are going

Dropping into everyone available fucking DMs

I guess that does make sense

However it's the way they do it

That really fucking blows my mind

For example I had this one lady pop in I say lady it could probably some fucking dude from Bangladesh

Named Seymour

But for the purposes of this podcast we're going to assume it is in fact the lady in the picture

Anyway this lady drops into my fucking DMs

And she starts asking me if my soul has been saved and I am a servant of the Lord Jesus Christ

Well knowing that I was getting ready to do this podcast episode I've kind of had the idea on the back burner for a while I decided to engage in the past

And it didn't happen very often almost never did I get any kind of solicitation via DMs right

But in the past when it's happened I've always just fucking delete and keep it moving

Well this fucking lady asked me if I've embraced the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior and if I am a servant of the Lord

Well like I said knowing that this podcast was on the horizon I decided to interact with her

And I said why yes thank you for asking I've definitely already embraced the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior

And what an amazing spiritual journey it's been

I said that back to her about five minutes later she comes back in talking about her personal ministry and how she's really making changes in the inner city areas of Houston

I then replied great what's your YouTube channel or is there any way that I can watch your ministry because I'm so so so devout

And she replied that her ministry is available on only fans

And she sent me the link of I'm assuming it was supposed to be her it made very well have been her in a fucking thong

And it's like you click on the fucking you click on the link there's this bitch standing there in a thong

And as it turns out for only three dollars for the next 30 days I can watch her fuck herself with the Bible

Or whatever the fuck she's doing

It's the way the only fans bitches are engaging that I found interesting

So I quickly grew to where I could see the only fans bitches coming a mile away

I still choose to interact with them because again I wanted material for this podcast

But here lately when they come in with their fucking benign banter I just say drop your links and maybe I'll check you out

They mercifully have been just dropping their fucking links and keep it at moving

But the one that really intrigued me I've had one fucking random encounter in my DMs

That really intrigued me and it's all unfolded over the course of the last two days

What she said was as follows

Illuminati invitation

The world's biggest conglomerate has seen a sign you're connected to your heart

And your heart is open to love and light not everyone is blessed with this connection

I'm drawn to you from the universe in which they have seen you worthy and you have been acknowledged

I have been sent being the first disciple of the inner chamber of the Illuminati conglomerate to make a request to recruit you as a member of the Illuminati society

Are you interested in this offer?

Well, is that a fact?

If you've been with Missinthroperdio 2.0 from the beginning you know that I have a bit of a god complex

I do a really bad job of hiding it

So this fucking random broad drop again my fucking DMs and offering me an opportunity to join and the Illuminati

Well, she's got an eye on me

She has my attention in a way that no fucking random broad with a fucking cute ass can ever get it

She has my total and complete focus

Because if there is any truth in the universe it is this

I think that I should be in charge of everything

So over the course of the last couple of days she's explained to me the process for joining the Illuminati

Exactly what I need to do, exactly how I'm going to be contacted and called upon and how I'm going to be utilized as a member of the air quotes new media

As a podcast host, the Illuminati is looking for people like me

To further their agenda of providing enlightenment and guidance for all of humanity

Hold on in my excitement I have, perhaps got a little ahead of myself

It's possible that you don't even know who the fuck the Illuminati is, or is, which one is the Illuminati R

Is, fuck

It's possible that you don't even know anything about the Illuminati

Well, let me illuminate the Illuminati for you

The term Illuminati refers to a secret society known as the Bavarian Illuminati

That was founded 1 May 1776

But allegedly it is way way way older than that if you believe the lore

The Illuminati has been quietly steering the advancement and enlightenment of mankind for millennania

Allegedly, the Illuminaries such as Isaac Newton, Galileo, Leonardo da Vinci were all members of the Illuminati

An organization devoted to scientific advancement and the progression of human knowledge

It is rumored however that the Illuminati also steers world finance and controls entire governments toppling regimes, installing puppet regimes

Ensuring that their bidding is being done without hesitation by the figureheadss that they put in charge of us

And historically speaking the Illuminati only recruits from the best and brightest of any particular field

So naturally, if they're looking for podcasters to join the Illuminati, all roads lead to my door

Or DMs, as it were

When she made the offer, I immediately said yes, of course I want to be in the fucking Illuminati

How could I not?

Then she told me to get a telegram account, put the telegram contact information in the DMs and wait to be contacted by my local grandmaster

So here I sit, here I sit with Bated Breath waiting on pins and needles to be contacted

To be given instructions and set on the path to becoming a member of the secret society

And my mind is rolling, it's fucking spinning and it's chewing on every word she said

And every implication I can draw from the words that she used in the nuance and even the punctuation

I'm rolling it over in my head and I'm extrapolating

And I'm playing it all out, I don't know what's coming for me, but I know this

I know this for sure, I know this beyond a shadow of a doubt and if you've been hanging around missing through a radio 2.0 since the beginning, you know this too

I'm not just going to be a member of the Illuminati

No, absolutely not, I will climb, I will rise, I will ascend to my rightful place at the head of the Illuminati

I will not just be a member of the Illuminati, I will become the Illuminati

And once I have risen and destroyed all of my fucking competition, destroyed anyone who even has the opportunity a chance of supplanting me

As the head of the most powerful secret society in the history of the world, then I shall declare myself and parar of this fucking planet

I'm getting ahead of myself, fuck

I haven't even been contacted by the Illuminati yet, not really just this fucking lady in my DMs

My mind is already racing out of control, I already have plans for fucking world conquest and domination

Oh my god, I gotta fucking rain it in, it'll be fine, they'll reach out, they'll contact me and then we'll go from there

And when I say go from there, what I really mean is that I will begin my meteoric rise through the ranks of the only secret society that matters

And then I will stand on the piled corpses of everyone who tried to stole my assent and reigned the craze from the high, like Korki

That motherfucker who works down at the gas station, who used to live near me before I moved into my palace

Korki, you shall be graced with Crisco and used as a dildo to ass fuck every elephant in my land

You're going to be a palace, an instrument of pleasure for every elephant I own, which incidentally shall be all of them

And I shall decree that the entire state of Nebraska is turned into a world prison for everyone who sought to defy me but escaped my fucking wrath

The consumption and creation of hip-hop music shall be outlawed and shall be punishable by death

Everyone shall be in service to me, everyone shall live their life only to please me

There shall be no war but there shall also be no peace, not while I draw breath

The Illuminati, the Illuminati is going to give me what I've always known must happen

Complete, utter, and total fucking cow

Get the fucking carried away again

No, absolutely not, I don't mean any of that

Illuminati folks who are probably listening and checking up on me right now

I don't mean any of that, what I mean is I am all about the advancement of humanity

And I take that shit real seriously, I want science to be to reign supreme

And I want there to be miracles of scientific achievement and stuff like that

and people need to be guided and whatnot

I absolutely don't think that I should be a declared emperor or anything like that

No, I should absolutely be the supreme overlord and the entire fucking galaxy

And I will litter the path to my apotheosis with the corpses, entrails, and private parts of everyone who ever sought to fucking stop me

My second grade teacher, Mrs. Sism, told me I would never amount to anything

and never be important to anyone

Well, Mrs. Sism, am I important to you now?

I am the owner at the DMV in Virginia Beach

Who told me I have to buy a new car because the car I have would never meet Virginia's emission standards

Well, what about now, Mona?

What about now?

Do you think I should buy a new car now, Mona, as I'm crushing your fucking skull between two vices made of pure gold?

What about you, Tracy?

Oh, yes, I remember you, I remember your name

It's etched forever in my fucking consciousness

Tracy, the waffle house server, with no fewer than three tattoos on her fucking neck

And she's the first person I ever saw with tattoos instead of eyebrows

What about you, Tracy?

Do you think my money is not worth taking Tracy?

That waffle house will be fine without my fucking business, Tracy?

Just because I happened to comment that the T was too sweet and that my order was taking too long, you had had enough

You had had enough of all the shenanigans that night and you asked me to kindly leave

Leave your insignificant fucking waffle house, Tracy?

Well, I wonder if you're regretting that now that I'm slowly lowering the waffle house you threw me out of on top of your insignificant fucking head, Tracy?

Oh, yes

Oh, yes

I have a list, I have a list of everyone who's ever made me feel like I am lesser than

And this opportunity that the Illuminati is going to afford me

I shall use, yes, for the Benjamin of mankind, I'm not gonna forget about that, but mostly for retribution and recompense of everyone who's ever fucking stood in my way

And then after it's over and after everyone has been subjugated and after everyone knows that I am the Lord, I will stand over them on high

And shower blessings down upon them

I shall give them the

Holy fucking mouth

And what about you, Eric? What about you, Eric Johnson?

That's right, I'm using your whole name. What about you, Eric Johnson?

When I was standing in the hallway talking to Amy, you remember that day, Eric?

I was standing one the hallway talking to Amy, just a boy standing in front of a girl, wishing she would love him

Eric, do you remember that day when you walked up behind me when I was standing there?

Eric talking to the girl that I was just certain would be my wife, standing in the hallway out in front of Mr. Jenkins' class

Eric, do you remember that day because I shall never forget it, Eric Johnson, standing there, burying my soul, and you walked up behind me and you grabbed the head of my shorts

And you ain't down, you pants to me, Eric, do you remember that?

Well, I'm sure Amy does and everyone else who was standing in the hall at that moment, Eric, because my fucking balls were out for the entire school to see, Eric!

And you clapped me on the back and you laughed and you said, oh, Lorenzo, I'm terribly sorry, I had no idea that you weren't wearing underwear

Why weren't you wearing underwear, Lorenzo? Well, Eric Johnson, I wasn't planning on getting fucking pissed in front of the woman I planned on marrying

So by way of recompense, Eric, oh don't snivel now, no, don't fucking apologize it's too late, I've been carrying this hate in my heart for 30 fucking years

Eric, by way of recompense, if you look to your right, you will see a gigantic blender, and if you look immediately to the right of the gigantic blender, Eric, you will see three Baluga whales

I'm going to puree those Baluga whales, Eric, and then I'm going to have my unix, use a set of turkey basters to take that pink fucking foamy puree and pack three Baluga whales worth of liquid into your disgusting, deceitful, hateful, spiteful, and vengeful asshole

And I'm going to sit here on my throne, on my throne built from the bones of everyone else who's ever crossed me, Eric Johnson, and I'm going to watch as we feel your entire body with pureed Baluga whale

until it's coming out your eyes, Eric, and it's coming out your nose, Eric, and it's coming out your mouth, Eric, until it's coming out from beneath your fingernails, Eric, and I will bring Amy, the wayward trollop, who laughed in my face, Eric, that day when you punched me, and I'm going to make her watch as you die, as you suffocate, as your body is literally ripped apart at the seams

by the influx of Baluga goo

So I'm sitting here staring at my phone, hoping that I hear from the Illuminati at any moment. I think that I can be a real valuable member to their organization

You know, advancing humanity and whatnot. All right, onto the next segment

I

I like to do as I like to slide into a motherfucker's DMs, right? Somebody's been podcasting for a long time, and I like to drop my fucking link to my latest episode

and say, hey, I'm looking for feedback, constructive criticism, you know, let me know what I'm doing right, let me know what I'm doing wrong, especially

And what I don't tell them is while I am there to fucking destroy them, I also value the opinions of someone who's been doing this for a long time

You see what I mean? General Patton, red Irwin Rommel's book, but what I'm finding more often than not is if I get a reply at all, what I'm hearing is nothing constructive

Oh, you're doing great, man, keep at it, it's super great, you know, awesome stuff. I really think you have a future in this

So I find myself going to industry websites and kind of cruising through their stuff, not necessarily to find a community

That's absolutely not the goal, but to learn and understand more about the industry that I'm interested in annihilating

I say all that to say this, the guy who runs the fucking website, dude, by the name of Alex sent me an email, let me pull up the fucking email, you're real quick

I had the data pulled up that he sent, but it didn't occur to me to pull up the email, why would it? I need to fucking get organized, get all my shit together

The email goes like this, hello Lorenzo, not sure if you know this, but 57.2% of podcasters don't make it past episode 8

And if you have more than 27 listeners every week, you're in the top half of all podcasts

I created a report specifically for independent podcasters that shows this data along with other facts that most don't know about podcasting

I thought you might find this motivating here it is

And then he plugs his shitty little show where he sits down with a podcaster and I think that they jerk each other off

But anyway, so I'm gonna pull up his report here and it did have some interesting shit on it

He's saying that there are 393,221 active podcasts

And he's also saying that the total number of podcasts available through Apple or whomever is 2.8 million

So of the fucking 2.8 million podcasts that you can find on Apple only around 400,000 of them are active or 13.9%

On average, it takes two years and 100 episodes released before podcasters really see any results

And so forth, all the way up to 300 episodes, the number of podcasts out there that have 300 episodes or more is only 3.08%

And then it says approximately 601 podcasters quit every single day

Again, I would like to see that number quadruple

These numbers are fairly digesting

Digesting is that the fucking right word? Hey Siri is digesting a word?

Yes, dejective extreme sadness, despondency or low spirits

So yeah, digesting is the right word

Those numbers are fucking totally digesting for someone who has world conquest on his mind

It's gonna be a slow burn over the course of a year to fucking pass all of these shit casts on my way to global stardom

And I'm thinking that's not fast enough for me

The entire process is gonna take to goddamn long

I'm almost 50 years old, I could fucking kill over any minute now

I'd bake in 4 or 5 times a week

And what can I do to give myself a leg up?

Anage, something to draw ears away from uncle chuckle fuck in his yuck fest

And draw them over to missin through a radio

What can I fucking do to draw attention away from people with fucking trash podcasts and excellent marketing

And bring them over to the dark side like what can I fucking do?

So I'm brainstorming this shit, I'm thinking about it all the time

I'm rolling it around in my head, I'm extrapolating and I'm really fucking focused on it

And I'm dicking around on my computer last night and what do I find?

I find YouTube

YouTube is the golden goose for mindless entertainment

YouTube I use like a fucking chilton's manual

But the majority of the world I'm finding utilizes YouTube in a completely different way

They utilize it for mindless fucking entertainment

Or they utilize it as a babysitter

Or they utilize it to get their fucking mental health fix

But for the purposes of today's episode, we're going to focus on one of the most mindless goddamn things I've ever run across in my life

And incidentally, I think a golden fucking opportunity for me to really drive fucking ears to missin through a radio

The opportunity of which I speak is a wonderful, wonderful fucking thing called the YouTube reaction video

Have you ever seen these things? I stumbled across YouTube reaction videos without knowing what they were

The other day after Ozzy Osborne died

I was looking on YouTube for a live version of Mama I'm coming home that I could fucking rip and use in the podcast

And when I punched in live Mama I'm coming home, the first two or three results that come up are Ozzy and the band playing Mama I'm coming home on a fucking live show

Exactly what I was looking for and I didn't really think anything of it

But that little fucking side thing that little scroll bar on the side has all of these fucking people with their mouths agape

And Ozzy kind of in the corner and I didn't really pay any attention to it

What the fuck is a reaction video? And then I clicked and what ended up happening was I went down a fucking rabbit hole that I didn't emerge from for like six hours

And I started searching and looking and watching and was completely fucking shocked at what I'm seeing

And then I didn't just look for Ozzy I started looking for obscure bands random shit like I ended up watching a YouTube reaction video

Where this completely fucking uneducated almost illiterate black guy was reacting to exogenesis symphony by Muse

And it was one of the craziest things I've ever seen I watched video after video after video after video after video of people reacting to music

I saw reaction videos on everything from Ozzy to Metallica to Leonard Skinner to fucking Boston

So my mind working the way it does I immediately looked for patterns

I was scrolling through the reaction videos and the types of people who did them and I was looking for trends

What type of person is going to attract the most attention based simply on the way they look

In the thumbnail that you have to click on in order to engage the video and there were two types of people that jumped out at me the most

When I was scrolling through all the reaction videos and I don't know if it was the way their thumbnail was laid out if it's the colors they used

I don't fucking know what it was but I think the thing that caught my eye more than anything else is the look on their stupid fucking faces as I was scrolling down

One of the songs that I typed in the search bar was Boston more than a feeling you've heard it everyone's heard it

And as I was scrolling down through the list of available reaction videos to that song I noticed that my eyes were being drawn to two different types of people over and over again

The mildly slutty looking gamer chick and the absolutely fucking clueless looking black guy

I found my eyes being drawn to their thumbnails more than any others

So once I recognized where my eye was being drawn I started paying attention to those people and the views that they had on their YouTube channels

The moderately slutty fucking gamer type chick that I honed in on had views in the millions

Every one of her videos had 5, 6, 7, 12, 15 million views and it was literally just her sitting in a desk with her fucking gamer chick Uwu makeup

Maybe a little bit of cleavage, some fucking weird purple lighting watching a fucking music video and saying stupid shit over the top of it

So I backed out of that page and I started scrolling down and trying to focus on the clueless looking black guy that kept catching my eye

So I clicked on his page, his videos all in the millions maybe not as many views as the slutty gamer chick but he was still doing really damn good to 1,5,3 million views on some of his videos

Not all of them but a good portion of his videos especially when he was reviewing classic rock type songs

So me being me and having done my research and noticed the fucking trends and the fucking patterns I see this as an opportunity and opportunity to drive ears to the podcast

I mean if I can capture 300,000 views on YouTube with a dumb ass fucking reaction video and if I can only lure 10% of those people to give the podcast a shot

Those are some serious numbers, those are some really fucking serious numbers, the only question is how to do it

You're listening to this episode, are you going to fucking believe with any degree of fucking reasonability that I've never heard Boston more than a feeling?

No, of course not, I don't have to worry about posting myself doing a fucking YouTube reaction video all I have to do are the fucking idiot voices make them somewhat believable

if not a little bit cartoonish and then let AI generate the fucking video to add a degree of fucking realism to it

I'm going to play the audio for you here on Missing Throat Radio then I will feed it into an AI video generator

I will generate a fucking video of the idiotic fucking YouTube reaction video and then I'm going to fucking post it on YouTube on the Missing Throat Radio channel

I need to do a little research to figure out what kind of fucking hashtags or whatever the fuck it is I'm supposed to put in order to gain visibility and their fucking weird algorithm

But that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to create a YouTube reaction video today on Missing Throat Radio

Let's go, let's do it. Now they always start out with some poorly produced over

kids that was probably still too good. Hey next time we do one of these remind me to have a kindergarten or do the edit

Yo yo yo it should boys sleep at B and after my left at the bitch, ooh woo say hi, ooh woo

Hello boys and welcome back to another one of our reaction videos. What are we reacting to today B?

No this bitch we are going to react today to a motherfucking song a band called Gun and Roses and we're going to react and it's going to be called a sweet child of mine

For those of you who don't speak hood what sexy B said is that we're going to be reacting to sweet child of mine by guns and roses

I fucking love roses when men give me roses. I don't know if I'll give you a rose bitch. Alright, let's give you a shit bitch

Style of video. I already like that as guitar shit be playing out. You motherfucking white people and they guitars although I mean that motherfucking don't look like you quite white all the way.

Alright let's play. Go go on. Stop the video. Stop the video. Did you hear what he said there be? She's got eyes and it seems to me remind me of childhood memories. Oh my god.

My nipples got totally hard when he said that because look at that man look at that man. He looks so rough. Have you ever heard this song before B?

No I never heard this song bitch.

I've never heard it either and I'm already so fucking turned on my nipples are hard and my clitoris is pulsing. Let's go on with the video. Oh it's like fucking poetry.

He loves her with all of his soul. That's all that any girl asks for. It's all any girl could ever want to ask for. What do you think B?

Yeah you love that bitch. You love that bitch. You love that bitch.

What a fuck hold up. Hold up. Why the fuck are white people always be putting them guitar? You got the guy with the guitar solo and the guitar?

You love fucking just stop the fucking song I'm here for the bars got down I'm here for the fucking bars. I'm here but I want to hear bars and I want to hear thoughts.

I'm a fucking guitar and guitar rambling ass. I want to be the fucking bitch.

To me the guitar is so fucking melodic and it's beautiful. It's musical. Sleepy B this is music. It's about emotion and sexual tension and passion.

He just sang a beautiful sonnet to the woman he loves and now we're going to listen to this gentleman play the guitar. The guy with the top hat on a fucking top hat is sexy. It's so fucking sexy the way he's wearing it.

And he's got his fucking hair all down in his face. I think the motherfucker's name is I think that guys. What is that gentleman's name?

That motherfucker name like slice of some shit. His name is slice of stab or some fucking bullshit bitch.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child had hide. Oh fucking Jesus and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Fuck I'm in tears. Oh my god. I'm in tears. Be sleepy. Be I'm in tears. Yeah bitch you crying bitch. I do bitch. The sofa has bitch crying bitch. Oh god damn. I'm fucking got to come back with motherfucking guitar solo again guitar guitar guitar.

I was with the fucking guitar. I'm here for them motherfucking bars. I'm here by the mother fucking bars. I'm here for some motherfucking killing and robbing. I want to hear about that fucking bars. I'm a fucking guitar.

I got damn bitch. Now be I disagree the emotion in the guitar. That man that gentleman is making their guitar sing. The guitar is fucking crying. It's crying a lament and it's fucking hot. Oh my god. Can you even fucking deny how sexy that guy is slice or whatever the fuck he said his name was. The way he's got that guitar right down over his privates and he's fucking dittling those fucking strings. Oh my god.

I'm so fucking moist right now. I'm fucking moist. Yeah bitch you driving out everywhere bitch. Yeah okay now this what I'm talking about is a breakdown. Let me get that breakdown. Fucking breakdown bitch.

I'm just a guy rating. He's gyrating and undulating like a fucking reptile. God it's so fucking hot. Listen to what they're doing with the fucking vocals and the fucking guitar screaming. He's just screaming and he's climaxing like me. He's climaxing all over that fucking stage like me both of those guys are the one dealing the guitar slice. He's fucking climaxing and the fucking guy who's singing with the bandana.

The fucking gang colors. He's climaxing too. Just like I am. Yeah bitch you coming all over the fucking place or they're dealing that pussy that goddamn axe.

You know fucking bitch. So as we try to mine out the bitch that song that song a fucking banger now is sexy. It's kind of sexy. Fuck. I don't know if I like it. I'm definitely not hurting him.

I don't know bitch. I'm losing to it. I got to be honest with you. Like for the night down the corner bitch.

You believe how fucking sexual that was. Jesus Christ. Guns and roses. Sweet child of mine. It was it was emotional. It was titillating. It

was absolutely fantastic. I came three times three times easy. Yeah you coming in here bitch.

Make sure you hit that like share and subscribe button you two family and check us out next time for another sleepy bee and oo

reaction. You have anything you need to say be before we go. I just wanted four times and then said I'm

wrong. Chuggles and guns and a bitch will said be alright until next time fam. I think that's a fairly accurate

representation of exactly how that would go. A reaction video done by a low IQ black guy and a slutty want to be only

fans gamer chick. It's fucking brilliant. It's genius. If the gamer chick is pulling five million views on average for her

fucking reaction videos and the low IQ black guys doing about one and a half to two million. I just mashed him together. I

should be sitting at about seven million seven million views. For one of these fucking videos. God damn I'm going to be

making some money. I'm going to break in the fucking cash. I'm not going to give a goddamn dime to charity. Fucked in

kids. I'm going to buy myself a truck so God damn big that I can drive over the whole fucking world with it. And on the

tailgate and beautiful cursive calligraphy type writing. I'm going to have compensating written back there. You don't have to

fucking look at the truck and be like, well, I wonder what he's compensating for. I'll just fucking tell you I have a

disappointing penis. But I've got a goddamn lot of money from YouTube. You motherfuckers. I'm getting ready to start a fucking

multimedia empire built on the backs of fucking AI and low IQ fucking idiotic goddamn YouTube reviewers. Shit. All right. Well, I think that that's that's

pretty much going to do it for this episode of Missing Throw Brady. I said it last nd episode because ive always kind of struggled trying to figure out how to

close out the fucking show. You know, I've struggled with it in every one of my podcasts. I didn't know how to end the

episode. But I think the way I did it last week is the way I'm just going to do it. I just hope you're fucking digging it. I hope you get the

joke. And you come here weekly by weekly whenever the fuck I get around to dropping a fucking new episode, leaving your fucking outrage at the door

and running. I got my whole video but it's not gonna be funny. I thought you were. And I wanted to start that, but I really like I've always been out of it. Oh, so I was just doing that. I was just doing that. I was just serious. And a lot of things were happening. And I'm just looking at these guys. I was trying to say I was probably going through these guys back in the day. I was going to be out of it. I was just going to get them out. I was just going to be back at the end of it. And I was just feeling it. And so if that is gonna happen, I think that's gonna be really hard. I mean, I think I was supposed to have a guess. I thought I was supposed to be out of it. But I'm going to have to put it in the day. And we're going to see it. It's been hard. Yeah. And I have a lot of fun. I feel like I'm just going to end up going through