RELOADED: Episode 11

And here we are again another reloaded episode. I haven't been doing these often enough for long enough for me to expect you to know

Just right off the rip what a fucking reloaded episode is so I'm gonna give you a brief

Explanation I don't labor over my fucking episodes. I do the best that I can do producing it

I put it out and then I basically fucking might drop and move on to the next episode however. I do give each one

One quality assurance listen

To make sure that it translated to the hosting service and it's being distributed to all of the individual apps

That people get their fucking podcasts on for my quality assurance listen

I used to use Apple podcasts, but I've since switched over to audible just because I'm a fucking nerd and I really think

Hearing my voice on audible one of my favorite apps of all time is the coolest thing ever

Anyway, in that quality assurance listen if I notice something that I don't like and I just can't fucking get past

I reserve the right to do what I call a reloaded episode where I jump on here real quick tell you what I noticed

Tell you what I did wrong and then fix it in the case of episode 11 the first bit wasn't too bad

It was me telling a very true very real story about the fucking Mary go round of doom and Billy Vandecamp and what a fucking red-headed

Embryd Coxucker he is however the second bit and I started the bit being honest with you telling you I was fucking you over

But I couldn't just leave it at that what I should have done

Well, you're gonna hear what I should have done

But what I did do was jump on tell you I was fucking you over by only giving you one bit

Blaming it on the fucking microphone and then going into an extraordinarily

Long-winded fucking rant not even a rant a long-winded fucking boring

Explanation as to why I've switched from sure

microphones to road microphones like you give a fuck

Like anybody gives a fuck you know what I mean

So when I was doing the quality assurance listen on audible I

Got through the first bit and I was like, okay, well, I mean it was a true story and had a couple of humorous moments

It sounded good. It was produced. Well, okay, great moving on to the second bit then the second bit started

I was like oh fuck oh my

Listen to what I fucking did and I really tried to get past it

I tried to fucking mic drop and then just move on and we're gonna

We're gonna start looking forward to the season finale of missing through a

Radio and I'm just gonna fucking jettison episode 11 from my mind

But it wouldn't go away

It's fucking hung out in my fucking head and I've been rolling

And I'm rolling it and rolling it and extrapolating and fucking asking myself why the fuck I put out that fucking shit bit

When I could have done something so much better

So here we are

Episode 11 reloaded this what you're getting ready to hear is what I should have done for the second bit of

Episode 11 but I didn't because at my fucking core

At my core in my bones written into my fucking DNA. I'm a cunt

All right, cue the intro

The following is a European cannon production in the ancient land

Valmira that lived a man

Lorenzo is what he was called in those days the bastard of Valmira the butcher he killed at will

Indiscriminate

slaughtering both beasts and men with his large meaty cock a vain covered blunt instrument of destruction and staggering beauty

He called Wamba the rod of the underworld

Motherfucker to miss intro radio

Episode 11

Reloaded. I got a new microphone

Right it's the road NT us be legendary fucking studio mic of the road NT legendary

Studio mic they produced a usb version because they thought hey, you know a lot of people a lot of cheap fucks a lot of people who aren't trying to have

Racks full of fucking equipment are now using usb

microphones so they need to be good road put out the road into usb and at their suggestion

I bought it. I'm not being compensated for this in any way

Incidentally, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take this road into us be on a shakedown cruise air quotes

If you're ever in the fucking Navy, you know exactly what a shakedown cruise is you take your ship out a dry dock or out of the shipyards

You go directly to fucking see and you do your best to break it to see if there repairs that you made are gonna hold

So using the term shakedown cruise in regards to this microphone is I have improved

I think my equipment set up so I'm going to take it out to fucking see here

And I'm gonna try to break it see if it's gonna be able to do what I needed to do

I'm gonna do a bunch of the shit that I normally do and I figured on the shakedown cruise

I would just fucking take you along with me

Let's go ahead and do some of the stuff that I do and see how well the road NT usb

Handles it here we go. Let's see how it sounds when I clap my balls in between two dictionaries

Let's see how it sounds when I go down to the hospital and pull a shift as a doctor

This patient has the word of a

No bifida I've ever seen a no bifida. Oh my gosh doctor. That sounds terrible. What do we do?

Go to my office and get my bowling pin and jar of chrisco jar of chrisco. What the fuck? What do you mean?

That doesn't sound like a real medical treatment. Well sir, that's good because I'm not actually a doctor

You're not a fucking doctor. Now here you are doctor. Here's your rolling pin and chrisco

Take a whole handful of chrisco and lube up that bowling pin nurse Johnson nurse. He's not a real doctor

He's not a real doctor. Excuse me, sir. I think I know a doctor when I see one look at his mustache

That's right. Fucko. I'm a real doctor. Ain't no bifida though. Is it terminal?

Not if we give him the proper treatment immediately get him in the stirrups. He's not a doctor. He's not a fucking doctor

Positioning the bowling pin now. No, I'm not a fucking sleep yet. I'm not asleep. You haven't even done anesthesia

He's right doctor. We haven't even done anesthesia. No need for anesthetic nurse Johnson trust me

I know what I'm doing and here we go

I can't believe the whole thing fit doctor. Oh, he's trust your doctor

Now leave that bowling pin in his ass for the next three to four business days

He should be right as rain or when I do drive and South Chicago and blame it on the blacks

or when I kick toddlers into the deep end of the swimming pool

Get in there. He's a little fuck

He wants out. Welcome to the pool bitch

Oh when I put gold bond medicated powder on my asshole

It's like a gentle fucking Arctic breeze or when I reenact my favorite porno

Donk a dick grandpa fucking services the farm yard volume four

Shit you fucking feeling that shit. Yeah, fucking love that shit. You're not even struggling anymore. Yeah

You like all you gotta handful your fucking wall gotta handful your fucking wall

Or when I go to the zoo and give a bunch of dildos to the chimpanzees

I threw at my fucking digestive system sounds like

Or when I call up the local school and act like a racist grandmother

Yes, I was wanting to stop by and pick up my grandson

Okay, your grandson first of all I'm gonna

I just found out that the school he's enrolled into is just overrun with the fucking dockies

And I can't have that there's a guy that there's a little white school down the road

So I want to check him out and take him down there

I can't have my grandson hanging around a bunch of jockeys. He's gonna stop wearing a belt

He's gonna start letting his pants hang down below his ass

He's gonna start listening to that bugger chuck and jive music

This is a Lawrence Welk household where respectable people well thought of in the community

The day i

And when I'm able to locate a dungeon and dragons game and decide to to pay a

With

I don't think it's possible.

I just think it's possible.

It's okay.

We should be able to poke fun at ourselves and each other.

But anyway.

Thank you for joining me for Episode 11 reloaded.

Hopefully I don't have to do a lot of these.

This is the second one I've done in fucking season 1.

So it's not trending well for me to be able to just fucking one off an episode and keep

it moving.

But I feel like it's more honest TDO a reloaded episode and FIX what I fucked up and be extremely

open about what I didn't like rather than actually just yank Episode 11 down, recreate the

bit that I don't like and then-put it back up like it was never sucked.

You know what I mean?

I would rather have the original suck fest be up there, acknowledge that it sucked and

then fix it.

Or at least try to fix it.

Hopefully I did that here.

Thank you for joining me again on Missing Throw Bradyo for this reloaded edition of Episode

11.

Until next time.